Off Topic 2011

[Mo]

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Football has been berry, berry, bad to me

[TracerBullet]

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Squeezy was just giving us all the gift of nothing.

[AUChase]

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I've done really well curtailing my usual holiday overeating this year. The toughest challenge was turning down my mom's offer of sending the chocolate eclair cake leftovers home with me, I ****ing love eclair cake.

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I got suckered into taking some extra Banana pudding and Banana pie home with me.. my grandmother knows I'm a sucker for anything with bananas in it.

[Bellsprout]

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I overate like a mother****er and sat on the couch.

As is tradition.

[ImTellinTim]

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Even though its a couple of days late:

I dunno, if no one has pinned Frank yet, Festivus cannot end.

[Dog]

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I got suckered into taking some extra Banana pudding and Banana pie home with me.. my grandmother knows I'm a sucker for anything with bananas in it.

Where's Ryan's gif

[TracerBullet]

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Where's Ryan's gif

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[BunnyHardaway]

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People I graduated high school with are starting to get engaged/married. This is so trippy. Getting old needs to stop.

[l3ulvl]

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Why the **** did you click this, you already got what you wanted.

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She better be checked for a concussion before they let her back in the game.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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It was so many of my classmates that got married at the age of 18/19 that you would have thought the world was going to end or something. But when you find the one, you know it.

[TracerBullet]

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People I graduated high school with are starting to get engaged/married. This is so trippy. Getting old needs to stop.

They're just now starting? I think you're like two years older than me and I've already seen quite a few get married and even more have a kid or two.

[rspencer86]

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But when you find the one, you know it.

I hear this a lot, and yet the divorce rate is close to 50%.

Not to be a Debbie Downer or anything (my best friend is getting married on Friday), but it wouldn't hurt for people to be a bit more... selective in who they are getting hitched to.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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I hear this a lot, and yet the divorce rate is close to 50%.

Not to be a Debbie Downer or anything (my best friend is getting married on Friday), but it wouldn't hurt for people to be a bit more... selective in who they are getting hitched to.

What can I say, you do have those in the past more so then nowadays marry the girl they got pregnant. And those are the ones who make up a good amount of the divorce rate. They didn't marry for love, they married because of a child. Big difference.

And you have a lot of women marry their baby daddy thinking they can change him into the man they want. Doesn't work like that. If he was a jerk when you slept with him, chances are pretty high 10 years later, he will still be a jerk.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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They're just now starting? I think you're like two years older than me and I've already seen quite a few get married and even more have a kid or two.

Ha, I had classmates in 8th grade that already had a child. And by the time I was 16, seemed like 1 out of every 40 girls in my high school had a kid. Came graduation chicks were bringing their own kids to their graduation.

I mean seriously, majority of my friends oldest child is 17 or 18 years old right now. And on average most have 3 kids, a few have 8 kids right now.

[Bellsprout]

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My neighborhood was so rough, bitches be giving birth right in the classroom. In 3rd grade.

Then they fed the baby with a bottle of cheap champagne and a McDouble.

They cut the cord with a rusty switchblade.

Then the dad normally walked out the hospital and selected another one of the millions of model-quality women in my neighborhood to impregnate.