OS Uni Snob Thread

[Watson]

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And Tennessee orange is the most beautiful color in the world.

Yeah....no.

[Cabke]

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These are supposedly Barcelona's away kits for 2013-2014. The color scheme was inspired by their Catalonian history.

[Watson]

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These are supposedly Barcelona's away kits for 2013-2014. The color scheme was inspired by their Catalonian history.

[SPTO]

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Yeah....no.

If you hate the Bucs old creamsicles I can see why you hate Tennessee orange while they're not the same shade of orange you can tell Tampa Bay was influenced by Tennessee.

I happen to like Tennessee's uniform though the orange definitely looked better on the older material.

[dickey1331]

New helmet stickers for SMU

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Do you really care where I sent this from?

[BurghFan]

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If you hate the Bucs old creamsicles I can see why you hate Tennessee orange while they're not the same shade of orange you can tell Tampa Bay was influenced by Tennessee.

I happen to like Tennessee's uniform though the orange definitely looked better on the older material.

Yeah, Tennessee's orange is ok, but I like Texas's burnt orange better.

[Watson]

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HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES, CAUSE IT'S THE OVC CONFERENCE SPECIAL.



That's right. The mother****ing Ohio Valley conference. You ain't ready for this ****.

We start thing off with the winner of this year's "Gratuitous use of the Black Keys" and "We can probably be sued for this" award...Tennessee Tech. That's right, the fighting Da'Rick Rodgers. They play Oregon this weekend, but do you think they give a ****? Wrong, they don't give a ****. How much do they don't give a ****? They're unveiling new uniforms for the Oregon game. Yeah, you heard that ****. They're stealing Oregon's thunder. And not only that, they stole Philadephia's **** too. But I'll tell yall more about that **** in a sec...

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"Hurrr Watson, why'd you post a picture of Auburn and NIU?"

Because dip****, that ain't Auburn.



That's right, that's the Skyhawks of UTM. You done ****ed up now. Tennessee Tech may not give a ****, but UTM doesn't give a ****. They'll just straight steal Auburn's style cause that's how they do ****. They'll play some dumb**** school the Citadel who will think it's Auburn once they walk on the field. That ****'s called psychological warfare.

This is Tennessee State


That was a joke, because Tennessee State is a joke. But here are their uniforms:



Time to call GMSS, cause we're doing the *** **** <s>Chicago</s> Eastern Illinois Panthers. That **** sound familiar? It should, cause this guy went there:


That guy is Tony Romo. Look at him handing off guilt. The more **** changes, the more **** stays the same. Except for their uniforms.

ARM BAR THAT MOTHER****ER.

I'm gonna be honest. There's not a lot of ****s given in this conference. But as far as logos go, EKU's ****s given are about zero. Why? Because **** for brains, this is why:


When you think Kentucky, you think KFC
When you think KFC, you think Colonel Sanders (who also gave no ****s, except for quality food)
When you think Colonel, you think of the god mighty EKU Colonels
So it only made sense for EKU to do that ****.

That pattern? Chicken feathers. Balls are your ****ing court, Georgia Tech.

Personally man, I ****ing love the cocks. Yeah, you heard me. LSU kicked out Ryan Perriloux, **** bro, your welcome to play for the cocks. The cocks ****ed Ole Miss too. Jerseys are damn tight as hell too.


Nothin says "Ohio Valley" like "Southeast Missouri" right? Southeastern Missouri has the required ****s given to be in this conference. Don't believe me? Check the website:

http://gosoutheast.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/semo-m-footbl-body.html

They don't update it cause they aint got time for that ****. Too busy winning football games and ****ing bitches.


SEE WHAT I MEAN MOTHER****ER? OV****INGC CHAMPIONS


AP. Not the news source, not the football player. ****, he wishes he was good enough for play for the Governors. Yeah, the Governors. Boss ****.


They just got all classy and **** on our asses I said *** ****.




**** a Bearcat.



Uh huh. The Racers. Not the ***** racers like Jeff Gordon or Usain Bolt, the actual racers. Seabiscuit ****.

FACT: The only pictures of Murray State players involve them owning or celebrating their ownership of ALL OF THE THINGS. Cause that's all they do. They go so ****ing hard in the paint because they got turf as well.


UH UH. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY GOT THEM NIKE TEAM ALT UNIFORMS TOO. THEY MAJOR.


I said *** ****.


In short, don't **** with the ****ing OVC.

[SPTO]

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See now Uni Watch would be so much better if Watson were providing the content LOL!

Good stuff there!

[LionsFanNJ]

Best post ever.

[Cutter15]

I'm crying! Send this to SB Nation, you've found your calling.

[BurghFan]

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/snip

Somebody was bored tonight

Nice job though. You applying for a writer position on UniWatch or something?

[The GIGGAS]

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What in the...

http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/highschoolbuzz/2012/09/14/a-neon-nightmare-or-clean-and-green-atlantics-new-uniforms-sure-to-divide-opinion/

It's Atlantic High School in Florida.

[areobee401]

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I lost it when I scrolled down and saw his feet.

[Bellsprout]

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If they went all flourescent green and changed their team name to the Greenmen, I'd support it.

[The GIGGAS]

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If they went all flourescent green and changed their team name to the Greenmen, I'd support it.

That seems like it needs to be a TeamBuilder team in NCAA 13.