Re: OS Uni Snob Thread
**** YOU.
IT'S ****ING FOOTBALL TIME, SO IT'S TIME TO HAVE ANOTHER ****ING PREVIEW. LAST YEAR IT WAS THE OHIO *** **** VALLEY CONFERENCE THIS YEAR IT'S THE MOTHER****ING SOUTHLAND. SO SHUT THE **** UP AND PAY ATTENTION CAUSE THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING
We're doing this **** in alphabetical order because they all go hard and it's impossible to sort.
ABILENE CHRISTIAN
Don't **** around with them and play then for queefs just because they have "Christian" in their name. They'll lay our *** out and then take a knee and thank God. They're merciless killers on the football field. Which is a good thing, because they're the new blood in the conference and everybody is gunning for em
"Watson those are some bland *** uniforms bro."
BITCH YOU BEST BEHAVE. They're on that purple and black ****.
CENTRAL ARKANSAS.
Hold up.
I ain't even gotta say anything else. But I will. They exist to just to say "**** You." They got this going for them as well.
Watch your ***, UIW.
HOUSTON BAPTIST
When I said that Abilene was new blood? Naw, these guys are new bloods. This is Houston Baptist's first year of football.
But **** all that "awh" ****. Keep in mind these guys are from Screwston and on that lean. They got into the SLFC, where the only option is to ball.
Incarnate Word
What exactly are the Incarnate Words? Bitch I don't know. I don't go there and they keep that **** a secret. But if I had to guess, they'd be something like this:
something like that.
MCNEESE
Mc****ingNeese invented Cowboy Up. They don't need any stripes or pretty fonts and ****, this is a work uniform and McNeese put in work
NICHOLLS
If you follow me on Twitter you've seen me refer to them as "Communism". Much like Russians, these guys don't give a ****. They will cut you and sell your organs without as much as a second thought. Also they can drink like a mother****er.
NORTHWESTERN STATE
Northwestern State makes a living getting balled on by LSU and then turning around and bodychecking their SLFC foes. Like so:
**** there's a lot of purple in the SLFC.
Sam Houston State
****, these guys are good. Like, really good. Like, big *** FBS schools in Texas are too big a ***** to play them cause they're scared ****less they'll pay to lose to SHSU at home. That's actually true. They are murders.
SOUTHEASTERN
MY PEOPLES. MY BLOODS.
Before LSU I went to SELU and I still got mad love for them. They started football in 2003 and struggles for a while but got their weight and matte gold helmets in the process. Pause that.
MATTE GOLD HELMETS. SON. Take that **** in. Now stop taking that **** in. SELU had a baller *** year last year, they became the first Louisiana team to beat all the FCS Louisiana teams in the same year. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE BILLIE MAYS **** FOR YOU. They got this transfer, he's kind of a big deal:
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Yeah. Buckle the **** up.
STEPHEN F AUSTIN
**** there is A LOT of purple in this conference.
What you need to know about SFA is that they're the Lumberjacks. There are no trees in Texas, so they take their work seriously.
**** YOU.
IT'S ****ING FOOTBALL TIME, SO IT'S TIME TO HAVE ANOTHER ****ING PREVIEW. LAST YEAR IT WAS THE OHIO *** **** VALLEY CONFERENCE THIS YEAR IT'S THE MOTHER****ING SOUTHLAND. SO SHUT THE **** UP AND PAY ATTENTION CAUSE THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING
We're doing this **** in alphabetical order because they all go hard and it's impossible to sort.
ABILENE CHRISTIAN
Don't **** around with them and play then for queefs just because they have "Christian" in their name. They'll lay our *** out and then take a knee and thank God. They're merciless killers on the football field. Which is a good thing, because they're the new blood in the conference and everybody is gunning for em
"Watson those are some bland *** uniforms bro."
BITCH YOU BEST BEHAVE. They're on that purple and black ****.
CENTRAL ARKANSAS.
Hold up.
I ain't even gotta say anything else. But I will. They exist to just to say "**** You." They got this going for them as well.
Watch your ***, UIW.
HOUSTON BAPTIST
When I said that Abilene was new blood? Naw, these guys are new bloods. This is Houston Baptist's first year of football.
But **** all that "awh" ****. Keep in mind these guys are from Screwston and on that lean. They got into the SLFC, where the only option is to ball.
Incarnate Word
What exactly are the Incarnate Words? Bitch I don't know. I don't go there and they keep that **** a secret. But if I had to guess, they'd be something like this:
Tell Coach Kennan to drop a bomb on this ****
So many bombs, ring the alarm like Vietnam on this ****
So many bombs, make Farrakhan think that Saddam in this bitch
One at a time, I line em up and bomb on they mom
While she watching the kids
I'm in a destruction mode if the gold exists
I'm important like the Pope, I'm a Muslim on pork
I'm Lombardi's offspring, I'm the king of Frisco
King of the Gulf, one hand, I juggle them both
The juggernaut's all in your jugular, you take me for jokes
Live in the basement, church pews and funeral faces
Cartier bracelets for my women friends, I'm in Vegas
Who the **** y'all thought it's supposed to be?
If Phil Jackson came back, still no coachin' me
I'm uncoachable, I'm unsociable
**** y'all clubs, **** y'all pictures, your Instagram can gobble these pylons
Gobble turf up til you hiccup, my big homie Kurupt
This the same flow that put the game on a crutch (Weis x6)
I've seen coaches transform like villain Decepticons
Mollies'll prolly turn these 5 stars to ****ing Johnny Manziel
A bunch of rich *** white boys looking for parties
Playing with revos, wreck the Porsche before you give em the car key
Judgment to the monarchy, blessings to PAWWWWLLLLLL
You called me a black Bo, I'm either that or a Bill
(I don't smoke screen mother****er I run it)
I'm dressed in all black, this is not for the fan of Bear
I'm aimin' straight for your pelvis, you can't stomach me
You plan on stumpin' me? Bitch I’ve been jumped before you put a shot gun on me
Bitch I put one on yours, I'm Holgorson
James Bonding with none of you freshman, climbing 100 mil in front of me
And I'm gonna get it even if you're in the way
And if you're in it, better run for Pete's sake
I heard the barbershops be in great debates all the time
Bout who's the best Coach? Keenan, Nick and Urb
Les, Payton, the rest of y'all
New coaches just new coaches, don't get involved
And I ain't rockin no more designer ****
White T’s and Nike cleats, this red Corvette's anonymous.
I'm usually homeboys with the same players i'm ballin with
But this is footbawl and them guys should know what time it is
And that goes for Sam Houston, Northwestern, Southeastern
Nicholls, Houston Baptist, Oral Roberts, Drake
McNeese, Central Arkansas, UNO, Nicholls
I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you players
Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you players
They don't wanna hear not one more noun or verb from you players
What is competition? I'm tryna raise the bar high
Who tryna jump and get it? You're better off tryna skydive
Out the exit window of 5 G5’s with 5 grand
With your AD as the pilot he drunk as **** tryna land
With the hand full of arthritis and popping prosthetic leg
Bumpin PAWWWLLLL in the cockpit so the **** that pops in his head
Is an option of violence, someone heard the stewardess said
That your parachute is a foam finger hooked to a dread
West Coast
So many bombs, ring the alarm like Vietnam on this ****
So many bombs, make Farrakhan think that Saddam in this bitch
One at a time, I line em up and bomb on they mom
While she watching the kids
I'm in a destruction mode if the gold exists
I'm important like the Pope, I'm a Muslim on pork
I'm Lombardi's offspring, I'm the king of Frisco
King of the Gulf, one hand, I juggle them both
The juggernaut's all in your jugular, you take me for jokes
Live in the basement, church pews and funeral faces
Cartier bracelets for my women friends, I'm in Vegas
Who the **** y'all thought it's supposed to be?
If Phil Jackson came back, still no coachin' me
I'm uncoachable, I'm unsociable
**** y'all clubs, **** y'all pictures, your Instagram can gobble these pylons
Gobble turf up til you hiccup, my big homie Kurupt
This the same flow that put the game on a crutch (Weis x6)
I've seen coaches transform like villain Decepticons
Mollies'll prolly turn these 5 stars to ****ing Johnny Manziel
A bunch of rich *** white boys looking for parties
Playing with revos, wreck the Porsche before you give em the car key
Judgment to the monarchy, blessings to PAWWWWLLLLLL
You called me a black Bo, I'm either that or a Bill
(I don't smoke screen mother****er I run it)
I'm dressed in all black, this is not for the fan of Bear
I'm aimin' straight for your pelvis, you can't stomach me
You plan on stumpin' me? Bitch I’ve been jumped before you put a shot gun on me
Bitch I put one on yours, I'm Holgorson
James Bonding with none of you freshman, climbing 100 mil in front of me
And I'm gonna get it even if you're in the way
And if you're in it, better run for Pete's sake
I heard the barbershops be in great debates all the time
Bout who's the best Coach? Keenan, Nick and Urb
Les, Payton, the rest of y'all
New coaches just new coaches, don't get involved
And I ain't rockin no more designer ****
White T’s and Nike cleats, this red Corvette's anonymous.
I'm usually homeboys with the same players i'm ballin with
But this is footbawl and them guys should know what time it is
And that goes for Sam Houston, Northwestern, Southeastern
Nicholls, Houston Baptist, Oral Roberts, Drake
McNeese, Central Arkansas, UNO, Nicholls
I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you players
Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you players
They don't wanna hear not one more noun or verb from you players
What is competition? I'm tryna raise the bar high
Who tryna jump and get it? You're better off tryna skydive
Out the exit window of 5 G5’s with 5 grand
With your AD as the pilot he drunk as **** tryna land
With the hand full of arthritis and popping prosthetic leg
Bumpin PAWWWLLLL in the cockpit so the **** that pops in his head
Is an option of violence, someone heard the stewardess said
That your parachute is a foam finger hooked to a dread
West Coast
MCNEESE
Mc****ingNeese invented Cowboy Up. They don't need any stripes or pretty fonts and ****, this is a work uniform and McNeese put in work
NICHOLLS
If you follow me on Twitter you've seen me refer to them as "Communism". Much like Russians, these guys don't give a ****. They will cut you and sell your organs without as much as a second thought. Also they can drink like a mother****er.
NORTHWESTERN STATE
Northwestern State makes a living getting balled on by LSU and then turning around and bodychecking their SLFC foes. Like so:
**** there's a lot of purple in the SLFC.
Sam Houston State
****, these guys are good. Like, really good. Like, big *** FBS schools in Texas are too big a ***** to play them cause they're scared ****less they'll pay to lose to SHSU at home. That's actually true. They are murders.
SOUTHEASTERN
MY PEOPLES. MY BLOODS.
Before LSU I went to SELU and I still got mad love for them. They started football in 2003 and struggles for a while but got their weight and matte gold helmets in the process. Pause that.
MATTE GOLD HELMETS. SON. Take that **** in. Now stop taking that **** in. SELU had a baller *** year last year, they became the first Louisiana team to beat all the FCS Louisiana teams in the same year. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE BILLIE MAYS **** FOR YOU. They got this transfer, he's kind of a big deal:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/xUmxqGaqK1A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Yeah. Buckle the **** up.
STEPHEN F AUSTIN
**** there is A LOT of purple in this conference.
What you need to know about SFA is that they're the Lumberjacks. There are no trees in Texas, so they take their work seriously.
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