I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

[AuburnAlumni]

Absolutely hilarious stuff and the OP gets OWNED.

Linky: http://rivals100.rivals.com/showmsg....7420159&Page=1

I think I work with a MB 9. Reply
How do I without being creepy, take a pic of her? Asking this question makes me feel like a Newb. If I had been working here for a while, I'd just take it and joke it off. But, I'm fairly new.

Some good responses...

Re: I think I work with a MB 9. Reply
pretty easy to take pics, imo. Turn off sound and stop being a puss.

My phone does make a noise when a pic is taken. She has tats but, they are in places that for me to notice I would have had to been checking her out to notice. One around her chest area. And the other on the back of her calf. Just her name. This chick is hot as hell. She chatted me up in the break room so I'll probably just as is she on face book. Because I want her to check out my tattoo guy's page.

The other caveat is I'm married. Normally, I'd just start talking or what not. But, I don't want to be the creepy new guy who is also married.

There is an easy answer to this. Just go up to her and say “I know this really doesn’t mean much to you because you don’t know her but you literally look exactly like my best friend’s wife. I mean I have never seen anything like it before in my life, its not that you guys look similar you two look like identical twins, it’s uncanny. He wouldn’t believe it if he didn’t see it, in fact hey do you mind if I take quick pic with my phone to text over to him. He literally isn’t going to believe this.”

There you have it sir, Because this way we get a quality pic of her.

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Seriously... post her name on here and there will be pictures of her up within one minute. Are you kidding me?......

hell no psycho. Definitely won't risk anything.

Just do it. One of a few things could happen... Best case scenario: she says yes. Worst case scenario: you're fired and she files a sexual harassment suit against you. What will probably happen: she tells you to f*ck off, slaps/punches you, and you quit out of sheer mortification.

I thought we had a name. What if we guess it? Is her first name:

1. Isabella
2. Emma
3. Olivia
4. Sophia
5. Ava
6. Emily
7. Madison
8. Abigail
9. Chloe
10. Mia
11. Elizabeth
12. Addison
13. Alexis
14. Ella
15. Samantha
16. Natalie
17. Grace
18. Lily
19. Alyssa
20. Ashley

? If no, which number is closest?

You guys will need patience. I see her like every other day

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I will as soon as I can. I remember a while back I had the opportunity to pull a MB classic and didn't. Okay. I remember. A guy posted his number on a site chat site for some chick to call him. But, it was a public forum. By the time I went to copy his number, it was gone. I won't fail this time.

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i've been risking losing MY job for about 2 hours now waiting on you to produce.......the FAIL meter is slowly rising.

take the damn picture already

And here is where the magic happens...

I think im going to pick one of the better looking girls in my office and take a pic of her just to show how easy it can be.

Then they find his profile page on an internet adult "hookup" site...

not only does this clown have memberships to online hookup/porn sites, but he puts his pictures on them? what an idiot

Lists himself as single and self-employed...Doesn't really match up to married and working with a MB 9 at some company.

[SuperBowlNachos]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

You have to be a member.

[AuburnAlumni]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

You have to be a member.

Ah, well...I tried. Sorry.

[AuburnAlumni]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

You have to be a member.

I'll give you the cliff notes.

Dude makes a post saying he thinks he works with a "MB9" aka ludicrously hot chick.

Folks tell him to snap a pic on his phone and post it.

Dude says he's scared.

Fellow board members proceed to post a bunch of hot chicks in their office with hilarious messages to the OP saying to Man the **** up.

Greatness ensues.

Other highlights include...

-Board members find out that OP is a member of an "adult friend finder" site posts his profile page which shows him single. Dude is married.

[kingkilla56]

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[SPTO]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

I'll give you the cliff notes.

Dude makes a post saying he thinks he works with a "MB9" aka ludicrously hot chick.

Folks tell him to snap a pic on his phone and post it.

Dude says he's scared.

Fellow board members proceed to post a bunch of hot chicks in their office with hilarious messages to the OP saying to Man the **** up.

Greatness ensues.

Other highlights include...

-Board members find out that OP is a member of an "adult friend finder" site posts his profile page which shows him single. Dude is married.

Jeez, that sounds ALMOST like it's worth signing up just to see that thread alone LOL.

[Cusefan]

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[12]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

Jeez, that sounds ALMOST like it's worth signing up just to see that thread alone LOL.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Some copy and pasting would be nice, just to see how the dude explains away getting owned in this type of fashion.

[dan_457]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Some copy and pasting would be nice, just to see how the dude explains away getting owned in this type of fashion.

I believe that would be against the TOS though, since you'd have to pay to view that normally.

[AuburnAlumni]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

I believe that would be against the TOS though, since you'd have to pay to view that normally.

I'm pretty sure that's only actual articles or information regarding players, etc. Regardless... Here are some of the pics folks are taking.

Again...to recap, Dude says he works with a really hot chick but is scared to take a pic and post it. Proceeds to get OWNED by multiple board members. BTW...his name is username is Cleveland2854.
















The responses are beyond hilarious.

This thread has reached legendary status.

[EnigmaNemesis]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

Too damn funny!

[AuburnAlumni]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

A few more...

[55]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

Ah, well...I tried. Sorry.

[AuburnAlumni]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

Your response is automatically null and void in accordance with law #8458766940 in the Man Code Handbook.

At least 10 photographs of attractive office ladies were posted within said thread in regards to said other thread.

In accordance with code 7 of the "paraphrase and/or cut and paste" law, the fail level of said thread is reduced greatly.

Thank you for your attention.

In all seriousness...it's almost worth joining to read... hilarious stuff. But I posted the good stuff here of course (visually).

*EDIT* And....I just noticed..you are from CLEVELAND. Coincidence???!!! I think NOT!!

[OSUFan_88]

Re: I'm gonna say this is a strong contender for greatest Message Board Thread Ever.

*EDIT* And....I just noticed..you are from CLEVELAND. Coincidence???!!! I think NOT!!

55 is quite clearly from Tampa.