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  • mikenoob
    All Star
    • Oct 2007
    • 5545

    #1

    Pooping Tom..



    Casey Chan — Police are looking for a man in Boulder, CO who hid inside the toilet (er, cesspool) of a porta potty and spied on people while they handled their business. He was apparently covered by a tarp and a complete lack of hygiene. The filthy peeping tom was discovered when a woman went to the restroom and heard movement from inside the tank. When another person confirmed her suspicions, they got an event security guard to wait outside the porta potty to detain the pooping tom (the door had locked from the inside). But when the man came out (shirtless, covered in feces and barefoot), he managed to resist capture and fled the scene.
    What in the holy hell? How did he manage to get himself inside the tank of a porta potty? Since witnesses claimed he was very tall, he must've been also very skinny to fit inside the hole of the toilet. I imagine he'd go feet first and then wiggle his shoulders in. What was the guy's end game? Witnesses said he was a transient so maybe he wanted a warm place to sleep? Maybe he was collecting test data on stools? Maybe he didn't have a sense of smell? Or maybe he's just a sick bastard.
  • BurghFan
    #BurghProud
    • Jul 2009
    • 10043

    #2
    Re: Pooping Tom..

    WTF! Seriously, I'm at a complete loss for words on this one.
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    • areobee401
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      • Apr 2006
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      #3
      Re: Pooping Tom..

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      • SPTO
        binging
        • Feb 2003
        • 68046

        #4
        Re: Pooping Tom..

        I............um

        You know there are few things that leave me speechless, this is one of them.
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        • kingkilla56
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          • Jun 2009
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          #5
          Re: Pooping Tom..

          Sounds hot.
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          • buckeye02
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            • Jul 2009
            • 4148

            #6
            Re: Pooping Tom..

            When he fled the scene, i would have 2nd thoughts about chasing him down and tackling him. I'd probably just shoot him in the leg.
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            • TCM
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              • Jun 2011
              • 1800

              #7
              Re: Pooping Tom..

              What a piece of crap!

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              • BurghFan
                #BurghProud
                • Jul 2009
                • 10043

                #8
                Re: Pooping Tom..

                Originally posted by TwinCityMauer
                What a piece of crap!

                /pun
                Probably more like a pile of crap.
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                • areobee401
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 16771

                  #9
                  Re: Pooping Tom..

                  Originally posted by BurghFan
                  Probably more like a pile of crap.
                  Well if we are going to make lame poop jokes.....

                  No wonder he was from Boulder , CO.
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                  • Blzer
                    Resident film pundit
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 42515

                    #10
                    Re: Pooping Tom..

                    This isn't the first time it's happened. I remember, maybe twelve years ago, my mom said there was someone she heard of who did the exact same thing. The only reason he was caught was because he had a mini spy cam inside the porta-potty as well, and one of the victims noticed it.

                    Not saying it's the same guy, just saying this kind of thing doesn't surprise me anymore.
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                    • kehlis
                      Moderator
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 27738

                      #11
                      Re: Pooping Tom..

                      Originally posted by Blzer
                      This isn't the first time it's happened. I remember, maybe twelve years ago, my mom said there was someone she heard of who did the exact same thing. The only reason he was caught was because he had a mini spy cam inside the porta-potty as well, and one of the victims noticed it.

                      Not saying it's the same guy, just saying this kind of thing doesn't surprise me anymore.
                      Doesn't really sound like the same situation.

                      This guy definitely has mental issues.

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                      • Blzer
                        Resident film pundit
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 42515

                        #12
                        Re: Pooping Tom..

                        Originally posted by kehlis
                        Doesn't really sound like the same situation.

                        This guy definitely has mental issues.
                        How is it any different? Because he added a spy cam as well?
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                        • kehlis
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                          • Jul 2008
                          • 27738

                          #13
                          Re: Pooping Tom..

                          Originally posted by Blzer
                          How is it any different? Because he added a spy cam as well?
                          Nah, I misread your post and stupidly missed the part where you said "exact same thing".

                          My bad.

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                          • Blzer
                            Resident film pundit
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 42515

                            #14
                            Re: Pooping Tom..

                            Originally posted by kehlis
                            Nah, I misread your post and stupidly missed the part where you said "exact same thing".

                            My bad.
                            Haha, no problem. Just to clarify, I believe the camera was outside the actual toilet, but was within the structure of the porta-potty. The man was inside the toilet though, just like this.

                            I still don't see how that's possible, or how you get your jollies off doing something like that. I can see how someone might be more interested in murder, for that matter. Forget ethics, this is just disgusting.
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                            • Bighoff
                              The Bird is the word
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 5312

                              #15
                              Re: Pooping Tom..

                              Originally posted by Blzer
                              This isn't the first time it's happened. I remember, maybe twelve years ago, my mom said there was someone she heard of who did the exact same thing. The only reason he was caught was because he had a mini spy cam inside the porta-potty as well, and one of the victims noticed it.

                              Not saying it's the same guy, just saying this kind of thing doesn't surprise me anymore.
                              In high school I remember hearing a friend of my dad's telling a story of a guy doing this at Millerton Lake. He referred to this guy are Groucho so I got the idea that he knew the him. I've heard this same basic story a few times, there seem to be a lot of guy into the deuce.
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