Misheard lyrics thread

[The GIGGAS]

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I (along with 300 billion people) thought Sheamus' theme from the WWE said:

"It's a shameful thing, lobster head"

[WazzuRC]

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I know it's wrong but I always think "Hold me closer Tony Danza" instead of Tiny Dancer.

Also, You Got It Bad by Usher has a lyric where he sings "all my money, all my cars...flowers, cards, and candy" and I always think he says "flowers, cotton candy"

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Misheard lyrics article from The Sun today:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4976948/funny-misheard-song-lyrics.html

Starship: We Built This City

We built this city on logs and coal

[Redacted01]

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Misheard lyrics article from The Sun today:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4976948/funny-misheard-song-lyrics.html

Starship: We Built This City

We built this city on logs and coal

For some of these, the person has to be severely impaired. The Robert Palmer one, it's the name of the ****ing song.

[Lieutenant Dan]

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Elton John's stuff...a lot of it. LOL

I hear:
"She's got electric boots, a moyhayzoot, you know I read it in a magazine"

and

"I think it's going to be a long long time, till touchdown brings me round to get to find, I'm not the man they think I am at all oh no...I'm a rocket man.
Rocket maaaaan, burning down these strings of hair alone!" LOL


I love Pearl Jam/Eddie Vedder, but man 'Evenflow' is a challenge to make out:

I hear:

Frreeeeezin rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
ohh feeelin maybe he'll see a little better in a daze
ohhh head loud, faces that he sees dummy nay look that familiar
ohhh girl friend, he can't help when his hubby looks insane"

God I've only been listening to that song for 22 years...LOL

[daflyboys]

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[VDusen04]

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Always thought it was, "It's the fur bomb."

Other suggestions I've seen include "Mr. Footlong", "Just a footlong", "taste the fur now", "Mr. Furlong", and "It's the third law".

[Madman55]

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Elton John's stuff...a lot of it. LOL

I hear:
"She's got electric boots, a moyhayzoot, you know I read it in a magazine"

and

"I think it's going to be a long long time, till touchdown brings me round to get to find, I'm not the man they think I am at all oh no...I'm a rocket man.
Rocket maaaaan, burning down these strings of hair alone!" LOL


I love Pearl Jam/Eddie Vedder, but man 'Evenflow' is a challenge to make out:

I hear:

Frreeeeezin rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
ohh feeelin maybe he'll see a little better in a daze
ohhh head loud, faces that he sees dummy nay look that familiar
ohhh girl friend, he can't help when his hubby looks insane"

God I've only been listening to that song for 22 years...LOL

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This song is definitely fun to try and understand

[gopher_guy]

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Go listen to "Concrete Jungle" (I think that's what it's called) by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys (?)

"Concrete jungle wet dream tomato"

I also can't listen to "Paradise" by Coldplay without hearing "Parrot- Parrot- Parrot dies."

[Segagendude]

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Van Halen "Hot for teacher":

What I thought it said: "I heard about your lips and your lips are so cold"

It actually is: "I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold".

Anything by John Mellencamp.

And finally: "there's a bathroom on the right"..

Actually is: "there's a bad moon on the rise" (CCR)

[UK0wnag3]

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I always thought the chorus to Aersosmith's "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was "Do The Lucky Lady".

[SinisterAlex]

Family Guy intro song.

Stewie says "laugh and cry" I always thought he said "effin cry".

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[Majingir]

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[TDenverFan]

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Family Guy intro song.

Stewie says "laugh and cry" I always thought he said "effin cry".

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I always thought it was Heaven Cries...

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New Found Glory has always been one of my favorite bands, but the singer can be hard to understand.

Tell me the line "Figured you were acting out your part" doesn't sound like "Pikachu erected out the butt". Granted, I never actually thought the line was the Pikachu thing, but a friend pointed it out to me and it's all I hear whenever I play the song now.

Happens a few times in the song, first time the line is sung is around 26 seconds in.


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[Yrogergj24]

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For the longest time I thought Blackout by Breathe Carolina "I won't back down"

Give it a listen if you haven't heard it, it's pretty good