In a college class, I was sitting there waiting on my name to be called. I don't do particularly well in public settings like that, being brand new and all.
So, all I want to do is hear my name, say "Here" and go on with my life from there. I'm doing the rehearsing and everything.
So the teacher gets to my name... as soon as the letter J comes out of her mouth my hand is raised and as she finishes with the name I announce "here". The name was Jason... not James. And I'm not Jason.
She gets to my name, and apparently I will be absent today.
That was the end of my college career.
















@ Krusty condoms and "Dexter" poster.
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