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 Re: Random meme / funny stuff thread
 
 A Best of Craigslist Ad:
 
 Idiot dog to any home
 - $20 to cover cost of electric training collar.
- This dog is a North American Black and Tan Jackass, 2 years old and has ADHD.
- Likes to dig. Will dig his own water bowls. He will eat any kind of food or non-foods. In the past he has eaten and returned: two pig-shaped corn holders, pencils (found metal and eraser), matchbox cars, a spoon, everything out of the compost bin, and a diamond necklace.
- He's REALLY friendly and will hump any dog or small child he can find. Yes, he's neutered.
- Excellent jumper. Would be a great foxhunter if he was a horse.
- Can not walk in a straight line.
- Can not be walked in town. He will have a meltdown; yipping, spinning, and working himself up so much that he will collapse from the sheer mental exhaustion that comes from walking to the corner store.
- Will not bark at strangers in your home.
- Attention span maxes out at 4 seconds. Not food, toy, clicker, or praise motivated. You can watch his brain shut off. His eyes go vacant in a blink.
- Pulls. Pulls HARD. Wear gloves while working with him. I have lost skin from the leash being ripped from my hands.
- Will respond to shock collar beep and occasionally vibrate settings. Ignores shock setting.
- If you are interested in adopting Dingus, let me know. I'll leave him attached to the mailbox for pickup.
- In case you haven't guessed, this ad is for venting purposes only. You should have seen how bad he was as a puppy.
 
 
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 Darnit, that one's over my head. I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon. I feel like Jerry Seinfeld in that American Express commercial:
 
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 Or maybe, you're actually Seinfeld and I'm the audience at the open.Comment
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 Re: Random meme / funny stuff thread
 
 Chun-Li hating again
 
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