Post absolutely crazy (but true) stories.

[WyxHarmon]

This worked insanely well on another board I post on.

I think some of you will have some great ones too.


Here's my favorite from the other thread.

"One time my friends and I were driving around being delinquents basically. We went to 711 and got like 10 cans of cat food. We are driving into downtown, i open a can, and hit this kid riding his bike with his friends.
We circle the block, and i hit him with another open can of cat food.
We circle and I hit the same kid AGAIN while he was cleaning cat food off himself.
We circle again, and hes gone.

My friends and I go to dinner. Eat. Bull**** for 2 hours. Were driving around aimlessly and see THE SAME KID like 2 miles away down some random side street. I lock eyes with him, and this was his exact face:

I hit him one final time with an open can of cat food."

[Mo]

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Isn't this what OT is for?

[Watson]

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not really crazy as it is extremely douchy.

[kingkilla56]

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This thread may have worked if that kid ended up whopping your asses.

[Kobalt]

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This worked insanely well on another board I post on.

I think some of you will have some great ones too.


Here's my favorite from the other thread.

"One time my friends and I were driving around being delinquents basically. We went to 711 and got like 10 cans of cat food. We are driving into downtown, i open a can, and hit this kid riding his bike with his friends.
We circle the block, and i hit him with another open can of cat food.
We circle and I hit the same kid AGAIN while he was cleaning cat food off himself.
We circle again, and hes gone.

My friends and I go to dinner. Eat. Bull**** for 2 hours. Were driving around aimlessly and see THE SAME KID like 2 miles away down some random side street. I lock eyes with him, and this was his exact face:

I hit him one final time with an open can of cat food."

How old are you?

[jvalverde88]

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I would've slashed the car tires or grab a BB gun and shot at the windows but thats just me.

[TCM]

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This is a "crazy" story? Seems like you just being a douche.

[WyxHarmon]

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I didn't do this. Note the "favorite from other thread".


Someone post more.

[Dog]

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A few years ago me and my friends went to this supposedly haunted/demonic part of a lake/woods (that's another story) and on the way back one time (we went more than once) we decided to buy some eggs and throw them at people and cars.

We come up to these two ridiculously drunk people yelling in the street and we pull up behind them driving slow and I stand up through the moon roof and nail on of the dudes right in the back of his head with an egg. He let out a loud "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" as we sped off

[kingkilla56]

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Rename this thread, "Douchbags being douchbags"

[WyxHarmon]

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you're only young once.



this is my actual story.
Alright, to get to my friends house, you have to go through all these back roads filled with rednecks and just overall sketchy people (my county is 3rd in the state for meth possession). So me, him and 2 other friends are driving and we see a guy. Let's call him Gilbert. He was tall, not skinny but not fat and wearing a camo longsleeve and red jeans. Weird outfit.


We come up on him on the side of the road. His truck is right next to him, on it's side. We stop and my friend asks him "hey man what happened?" and he says all of this

"I WAS DRIVIN ALONG THIS DAMN ROAD AND SOME ******* COMES AND RUNS ME OFF THE ROAD AND I HIT THE ****IN' TREE!!!"
He was running out of breath so his voice got higher and higher as that sentence went on and it just got better.

At which point we see red paint scuffs on the tree. He didn't have a scratch. Ask him if he needed help, he said no. We say be safe and all that and we're on our way. Then I hear my friend in the backseat start cracking the **** up. We all turn around and he is SPRINTING down the road. SPRINTING. Not towards town either, just into the woods. He lived no where near there.


I've never laughed harder in my life.

[areobee401]

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Jason Bay makes 16.5 million dollars per season. Absolutely crazy(but true) story.

[WazzuRC]

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Rename this thread, "Douchbags being douchbags"

Check that, rename it to "You had to have been there."

[TracerBullet]

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I demand better!

[Bellsprout]

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Where is Beantown? This kind of thread is made for him.

The TOS, however, is not. So that might be a problem.