How long have you been reading Operations Sports and what brought you here?
I actually don’t really read OS. I just like to see my words on a computer screen. It makes me feel important. I just skim over what everyone else has to say.
What made you decide to support Operation Sports?
I figured the Supporter’s Section was where all the ladies were. Turns out there are no ladies there, either.
Your favorite sports teams?
Atlanta Braves – Because I just want to be able to fit in in the Weekly Discussion threads in the Pro Baseball section. Just once.
Winnipeg Blue Bombers – Because they’re so good at scoring rouges.
L.A. Sparks – Fundamentals. It’s all about the fundamentals, baby.
What are your hobbies?
Making up fake answers for interviews on the internet.
Waiting in line for roller coasters, only to be told “You can go on when you grow up, kid.”
Working in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Fatory. And for the record, that girl we turned into a blueberry had it coming.
Tell us about about your family.
I can’t. My mom killed my dad in the civil war, so I don’t have a family. (Don’t think about the logistics, just accept it as fact)
I actually don’t really read OS. I just like to see my words on a computer screen. It makes me feel important. I just skim over what everyone else has to say.
What made you decide to support Operation Sports?
I figured the Supporter’s Section was where all the ladies were. Turns out there are no ladies there, either.
Your favorite sports teams?
Atlanta Braves – Because I just want to be able to fit in in the Weekly Discussion threads in the Pro Baseball section. Just once.
Winnipeg Blue Bombers – Because they’re so good at scoring rouges.
L.A. Sparks – Fundamentals. It’s all about the fundamentals, baby.
What are your hobbies?
Making up fake answers for interviews on the internet.
Waiting in line for roller coasters, only to be told “You can go on when you grow up, kid.”
Working in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Fatory. And for the record, that girl we turned into a blueberry had it coming.
Tell us about about your family.
I can’t. My mom killed my dad in the civil war, so I don’t have a family. (Don’t think about the logistics, just accept it as fact)
Best. Interview. EVER!
funny stuff.
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