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  • Nathan_OS
    MVP
    • Jun 2011
    • 4463

    #1

    How do YOU approach a Girl?

    Lol . i'm guessing we all have different methods.

    so first example, chick is sitting by herself at a table. what do you do?

    And how do you follow up.


    This should be interesting lol
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  • TCM
    MVP
    • Jun 2011
    • 1800

    #2
    Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

    I take my shirt of and show her the guns, works every time.
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    • HealyMonster
      Titans Era has begun.
      • Aug 2002
      • 5992

      #3
      Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

      Ill give you the "gist".....

      First, Ill follow her around for a few days, you know, get to know her routines.

      Once Im confident that Ill know where she will be at any given time, ill start buying my supplies.

      Once I know her routine, and have my supplies, and a rented van, Ill generally approach her from the back, at night, in a dim location away from people. From this point on its generally a "survival of the fittest" type situation, unless her routine gave away her physical conditioning and combat skills, in which case Ill be prepared for her and she will be no match.

      Spoiler

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      • legendkiller5
        The Lord of #Hashtags
        • Jun 2008
        • 7731

        #4
        Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

        Just get/be famous, so she'll do all the work.
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        • slickdtc
          Grayscale
          • Aug 2004
          • 17125

          #5
          Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

          Originally posted by RiderGH
          Ill give you the "gist".....

          First, Ill follow her around for a few days, you know, get to know her routines.

          Once Im confident that Ill know where she will be at any given time, ill start buying my supplies.

          Once I know her routine, and have my supplies, and a rented van, Ill generally approach her from the back, at night, in a dim location away from people. From this point on its generally a "survival of the fittest" type situation, unless her routine gave away her physical conditioning and combat skills, in which case Ill be prepared for her and she will be no match.

          Spoiler


          Hilarious!

          But I'm actually with you on the spoiler. I was with my girl for 5 years, since I was 16. I never spit game to any girls before then... now I'm in a position where I can and I can't envision how it would go.

          Honestly, I'm not even worried about it until I'm older if I don't get back with my ex. Girls are too much trouble until you get into your later 20's. I guess getting a little something something on the side you gotta know how to put it together to get 'em to come back with you, but I'm not even really into that. Then again, I wouldn't know either.

          I have been told that I have an amazing way with words... through text. I'm not nearly as good with my speech. I've always fancied myself as a better writer then speaker.
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          Originally posted by Money99
          And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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          • TheMatrix31
            RF
            • Jul 2002
            • 52904

            #6
            Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

            I don't really try to talk to random chicks. Every relationship or closer interaction I've had with a female has been through an already existing connection.

            Chicks aren't worth the trouble.

            Generally though, I'm blunt and funny. I use my natural humor to suck them in if need be. Happened last time I sparked something. Chick added me on Facebook thinking I was someone else, had 12 mutual friends so I added her. She realized her mistake and deleted me. Thought it may be a glitch since Facebook sucks so I added her back and asked her if we had met before. She sends me a message saying "Hey no, i thought you were someone else so when I realized you werent, I deleted you." so I said something like "haha, that sucks. You're in luck though, I'm a funny guy." or something like that. Sounds dumb but it worked.
            Last edited by TheMatrix31; 10-11-2011, 07:49 PM.

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            • snepp
              We'll waste him too.
              • Apr 2003
              • 10007

              #7
              Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

              With my legs.





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              • Husker_OS
                Champs
                • Jun 2003
                • 21459

                #8
                Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

                Three payments of $39.95 into my PayPal account and I'll tell you. Consult the OT thread for references and reviews.
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                • slickdtc
                  Grayscale
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 17125

                  #9
                  Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

                  Originally posted by TheMatrix31
                  I don't really try to talk to random chicks. Every relationship or closer interaction I've had with a female has been through an already existing connection.

                  Chicks aren't worth the trouble.

                  Generally though, I'm blunt and funny. I use my natural humor to suck them in if need be. Happened last time I sparked something. Chick added me on Facebook thinking I was someone else, had 12 mutual friends so I added her. She realized her mistake and deleted me. Thought it may be a glitch since Facebook sucks so I added her back and asked her if we had met before. She sends me a message saying "Hey no, i thought you were someone else so when I realized you werent, I deleted you." so I said something like "haha, that sucks. You're in luck though, I'm a funny guy." or something like that. Sounds dumb but it worked.
                  Wow, that's similar to myself. I don't go out there and introduce myself, it just kind of happens over time through other natural connections.

                  And same thing with the humor. I noticed I was cracking jokes frequently to this girl at work (hottie but not really my style), and I was like... wait, am I hitting on her? She was giggling like a schoolgirl, I didn't want to send the wrong message but even I didn't know if I was hitting on her or not.
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                  Originally posted by Money99
                  And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                  • Chrisksaint
                    $$$
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 19127

                    #10
                    Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

                    Honestly I don't that much, I keep my focus on girls either my friends have introduced me to, I know,etc.

                    Too much effort into getting with randoms girls.
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                    • Nathan_OS
                      MVP
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 4463

                      #11
                      Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

                      lol ok . dudes who are married, how'd you get your wife?
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                      • Mabster
                        Crunchy
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 7659

                        #12
                        Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

                        The first time I saw my girl was in the lobby of my work. I hung out for a few minutes chatting with the receptionist till I could find out who she was there to see. Found out she was having lunch with a co-worker. I told that co-worker to make sure I was invited the next time the two of them were having lunch.

                        After that, it was natural.

                        How did I keep her around? The sex.
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                        • Happy29
                          All Star
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 5489

                          #13
                          Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

                          I been married for 7 years but if I remember right she approached me. Guess I got the Kavorka
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                          • Watson
                            Burrow Club
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 27013

                            #14
                            Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

                            when in doubt whip it out
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                            • 19
                              Chaos Theory
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 8859

                              #15
                              Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

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