How do YOU approach a Girl?

[TheMatrix31]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

You guys should try that method the next time Doug Fister takes the mound in the ALCS.

[Warrior1214]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

It really is just humor, confidence, and a striking resemblance to Clark Kent.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

With a net.

[The GIGGAS]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

I haven't "approached" a girl in nearly 7 years.

But I'm kind of funny, in a self-deprecating way. I generally use that.

I unleash the nerdiness and major crippling emotional issues later.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

I haven't "approached" a girl in nearly 7 years.

But I'm kind of funny, in a self-deprecating way. I generally use that.

I unleash the nerdiness and major crippling emotional issues later.

[Bellsprout]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

I unleash the nerdiness and major crippling emotional issues later.

*Crying* BUT THIS *sniff* WAS *sniff* SUPPOSED TO BE *sniff* THE SEASON OF GIGGAS!

[fistofrage]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

I'll keep referencing the Mike Damone quotes....Everything you need to know.....




Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Mike Damone: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
Mark Ratner: The attitude?
Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

[jvalverde88]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

With a net.

Trust me bro, you're doing it wrong. You'll never get a girl like that.

[mburke2]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

You need to have good skills. You know, like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

/Napoleon Dynamite

[The GIGGAS]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

*Crying* BUT THIS *sniff* WAS *sniff* SUPPOSED TO BE *sniff* THE SEASON OF GIGGAS!

See, you guys get me.

Spoiler

WHY DIDN'T MY FATHER???

[TarHeelMan]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

It's a fine line. You can make off handed compliments, which shows that you're paying attention, but not really paying attention, if you underdig what I'm saying... "You change your hair? I thought I noticed that a couple weeks ago"... So you acknowledge that you NOTICED them, but didn't find it important enough to move on it from jump. Females with any kind of looks about them are accustomed to dudes thirstily fawning over them every single chance they get. You can stand out by being real casual, almost disinterested with them. That's what mainly worked for me... Unfortunately, that's gotten me into trouble at work sometimes when a chick thought I was trying to holla and was waiting for me to make a move.

[Altimus]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

I use Ryen Russillo's stats to the impress the ladies from the NBA Podcast.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

Trust me bro, you're doing it wrong. You'll never get a girl like that.

That's only after I talk them to sleep with topics such as payroll filings, taxes, and balance sheets.

[Mabster]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

You need to have good skills. You know, like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

I hear it's also good to have a sweet bike and be the only guy at school who has a mustache.

Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out... and give it to her for like a gift or something.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

Re: How do YOU approach a Girl?

I'd just go up to a girl and say;

"My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

Works every time.