A 20+ year old target. I can't get over this.....
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A 20+ year old target. I can't get over this.....Green Bay Packers
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Originally posted by slickdtc
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I'm a member of PETA myself.
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People
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Always..... ALWAYS.... tell PETA or PETA in training people this joke:
A man found himself on trial for having caught and eaten our national symbol, an American bald eagle. It received a great deal of publicity, bringing many news reporters and protesting PETA members to the courthouse. On the last day of the trial, the judge was about to impart the sentence on the man, but granted him one final statement. The man humbly accepted this opportunity.
"Your honor, members of the jury. I don't think that I truly presented a clear picture of what led me to my circumstances which forced me to do this terrible act. Please allow me to clarify. You see, as a mountain climber, sometimes we get in life threatening situations. I hadn't eaten for days as I was lost and my provisions had run out. I was literally on my last breaths when this majestic creature landed next to me. In order to survive I had to do what was truly necessary. With my last bit of strength I grabbed this beautiful creature and thanked God for giving it to me. I mercifully killed it, making sure that it's death was swift and painless in order to give myself one last chance for survival. After ingesting the sustenance, I found myself revitalized and was able to put myself on the right path to descend the mountain. It was almost as if America itself had been watching out for me and saved one of its humble citizens!"
The judge, who was now wiping tears from his eyes, replied, "sir, that is the most amazing story I have ever heard. I'm truly glad you clarified this and after such an account of bravery and patriotism, I can only come to one verdict: you are free to go!"
Upon learning the verdict, the man, very pleased with this outcome, proceeded to the awaiting reporters outside the courtroom house with their numerous questions.
"How does it feel to be a free man today sir?"
"It feels great...it's great to be an American!"
"What's it like to be reunited with your family?"
"It's the best thing in the world, I never thought I'd see them again!"
"Many people are wondering, sir, what does an American bald eagle taste like?"
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LOL at the spoiler answer.Comment
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PETA is the professional agency of trolls.
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GTFO.
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If it wasn't all ready clear that PETA is a useless agency, then it is now.Comment
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A couple of weeks back, PETA was suing Seaworld for violating the 13th Amendment rights of killer whales. The 13th Amendment, if you all remember from your 7th grade civics classes, is the one that outlawed slavery.
I'm just gonna let that one speak for itself.
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So yeah, PETA are just absolutely bizarre and, in many cases such as the topic post and this other one I've linked, a waste of bandwidth.Comment
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I have been a Vegan for about 15 years now, and yes PETA is stupid. They turn more people away from the lifestyle than bring people to it.Comment
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Why not save it for the real deal stuff? Lose all cred with nonsense like this.Comment
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