Nobody will play pickup basketball with me any more because I'm too competitive and refuse to "lighten up" on the intense D.
Well I'm sorry but my offense sucks so I try extra hard on D, if you can't stop me from stealing the ball then learn some better dribble moves, and it's not my fault I have long arms and a decent vert, don't bring that weak stuff and you won't get swatted!

I have to go see Nickleback on Saturday instead of watching UFC 
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