Off Topic 2012

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Why can't girls take a hint so we can avoid confrontation where I have to hurt somebody.

[l3ulvl]

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I just got the weirdest urge to join the Navy.

What the hell?!?

Better call ahead, I'm not sure the Navy has uniforms in children's size.

Spoiler

really guys? you're trusting me with the short jokes now? I'm the nicest guy here!

Why can't girls take a hint so we can avoid confrontation where I have to hurt somebody.

Why can't we take the hint that girls want us to have a confrontation where somebody gets hurt.

[adice15]

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**** girls.

[Bellsprout]

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**** girls.

Get money.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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So my girlfriend's sister just flew in from New York.

The sister and I planned a surprise birthday party and I had 17 people confirmed. I sent out invites a month ago and the party is today.

Already down to 9. Six cancelled day of (today)

I will never do anything like this again

Well that is terrible.

[Feared]

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**** girls.

That's exactly what we do to them though.... but eh let's just stay away from this topic.



So on another note I'm going to call out from work tomorrow, but uh how shall I put this. I don't think I'm going to be telling my Boss it's to watch the playoffs... if I want it to go over well.

Maybe I can pull a Buffalo Wild Wings and get a Mass Power outage in the area of my job?

[adice15]

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That's exactly what we do to though.... but eh let's just stay away from this topic.



So on another note I'm going to call out from work tomorrow, but I how shall I put this. I don't think I'm going to be telling my Boss it's to watch the playoffs... if I want it to go over well.

Maybe I can pull a Buffalo Wild Wings and get a Mass Power outage in the area of my job?

Tell them you're having a colonoscopy.

[Hooe]

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I want a new game, but I've heard nothing but bad things about NCAA, I don't want Madden, and I feel like I wouldn't enjoy Skyrim or MW3. A true conundrum, this is.

If you haven't played it yet, Portal 2. Best game I played all of last year.

[Feared]

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Tell them you're having a colonoscopy.

I just had a thought what If I go to a Sports Bar to watch the games, and I see my Boss there, and we share a simultaneous "Hey what are you doing here moment?".

[Chrisksaint]

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Only way to make sure they attend is by renting out a bar.



Or have 2 kegs and hunch punch.



That last one may only work if you're in college though.

After last weekend I don't want to have hunch punch ever again

[adice15]

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I'm an idiot. I thought I had told this girl that I liked her and wanted to go out with her, but then I realized that everyone of my texts would be very easily read the other way. For example, she said people still didn't know she had broken up with her boyfriend, so I said that I knew. For some reason I thought that was good enough to let her know I liked her lol.

[BunnyHardaway]

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I always feel guilty when I order food an hour or two before the place closes.

[Scott]

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I always feel guilty when I order food an hour or two before the place closes.

As long as you aren't that guy that orders 5-10 minutes before they close.

[adice15]

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As long as you aren't that guy that orders 5-10 minutes before they close.

Ehh I do that all the time. If they don't want me getting food at 10:50 then don't close at 11:00

[TripleCrown9]

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I've been thinking about picking up NHL 12. On a scale of 1-"How have you not bought this yet?", how good is it?