Off Topic 2012

[baumy300]

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Ahh son of a *****!

I just started walking to my bed when I seen this monstrous, ginormous, freaky-*** spider on the wall my bed is pushed up against.

I left to grab a big enough clump of tissues so that when I crushed it I wouldn't feel all of it's organs and I got back to find the little freakshow still planted firmly on the wall.

I made a swift stab at the nauseating little sack of a **** but the huge ball of tissues must have padded the impact and I watched it fall (still alive) either on, in, or beneath my bed.

Seriously considering the couch right now...

[Dog]

Back in my day you didn't even need human genitals to reproduce


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[TracerBullet]

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I think that may be the most random statement I'll read at 3 am ever.

[Watson]

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I don't trust people who don't like CFB. It's like people who don't like dogs.

[AUChase]

Speaking of spiders, I set fire to a big *** spider last night. I feel like I did my good deed for the world. Also, Vegas Bombs and 3 hours of sleep, before working the next day.. Meh. I feel surprisingly well this morning

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[slickdtc]

Ahh son of a *****!

I just started walking to my bed when I seen this monstrous, ginormous, freaky-*** spider on the wall my bed is pushed up against.

I left to grab a big enough clump of tissues so that when I crushed it I wouldn't feel all of it's organs and I got back to find the little freakshow still planted firmly on the wall.

I made a swift stab at the nauseating little sack of a **** but the huge ball of tissues must have padded the impact and I watched it fall (still alive) either on, in, or beneath my bed.

Seriously considering the couch right now...

May the Lord be with you.

There was a Daddy Longleg in my toilet bowl yesterday. I did the only logical thing... Ready, aim, fire. I made sure the stream had enough pressure so that he wouldn't be able to crawl up it and... Well, infiltrate my inner defenses.

[8]

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May the Lord be with you.

There was a Daddy Longleg in my toilet bowl yesterday. I did the only logical thing... Ready, aim, fire. I made sure the stream had enough pressure so that he wouldn't be able to crawl up it and... Well, infiltrate my inner defenses.

This gave me a mental image that will be burned in my brain forever...

[Watson]

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Good morning:


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[Champion8877]

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Ahh son of a *****!

I just started walking to my bed when I seen this monstrous, ginormous, freaky-*** spider on the wall my bed is pushed up against.

I left to grab a big enough clump of tissues so that when I crushed it I wouldn't feel all of it's organs and I got back to find the little freakshow still planted firmly on the wall.

I made a swift stab at the nauseating little sack of a **** but the huge ball of tissues must have padded the impact and I watched it fall (still alive) either on, in, or beneath my bed.

Seriously considering the couch right now...

I've said it once, and I'll say it again, get a boxing glove. Ultimate spider killer, I've never had one escape me while using it.

[Boltman]

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lmao, not the boxing glove technique again!

[Champion8877]

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lmao, not the boxing glove technique again!

It's a flawless technique.

[kingkilla56]

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It's a flawless technique.

My luck I'd put a hole in the wall and discover a nest of spiders within that hole.

[Shortsinator]

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I've been in one of those "nothing is going my way/depressed" moods this week. Nothing worse than feeling that way

[baumy300]

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I've said it once, and I'll say it again, get a boxing glove. Ultimate spider killer, I've never had one escape me while using it.

I have given this post a lot of thought, but what happens when the spider is right where the wall and ceiling meet, stuck in that little crease?

I like slickdtc's idea, but I don't want to piss all over the walls in my house...