Off Topic 2012

[ubernoob]

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My Shih Tzu is the same way man. We have a Springer Spaniel that weighs roughly 45-50 lbs, and the Shih Tzu will always ALWAYS start stuff with her. It's all friendly because the Springer keeps it that way.

Seriously though, talk about biting off more than you can chew. You got the heart, but do you really REALLY think you can take that dog in a fight? We don't break it up because it's hilarious. The shih tzu will walk under our Springer and be totally under her biting at her knees.

That's her whole fight strategy, get under her and run around under her biting. If the other dog wises up, she will run and stay under the coffee table shelf that only she can possibly fit under for 10-20 minutes until it's go time again.

[l3ulvl]

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lol @ these little dogs, it took me forever to get used to him. He's just an "alert dog", always barking up a storm any time he thinks anything isn't right.

I love him, but wow he's stupid. I've been trying to teach him to bring his bouncy ball out from under the bed and it just doesn't compute in his head.

[Buckeye]

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Didn't you say you were thinking about architectural design or something before your unplanned hiatus from OS or am I thinking of someone else?

I don't think so, I have always wanted to do something in the athletic department.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Sometimes I'm reminded how great it is to be single.

[mburke2]

Sometimes I'm reminded how great it is to be single.

Every day I'm reminded how terrible it is to be single when you're not the type of guy who can just get girls whenever he wants.

But on that note I just got a message this morning from this chick I met on a dating site. We had been chatting a little bit for the past week and she had just graduated from my alma mater (which was the perfect ice breaker btw), and today she agreed to grab a drink with me sometime. I just hope it doesn't turn out to be one of those silent dates where neither of us has anything to say.


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[Fresh Tendrils]

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Oh no, don't get me wrong. The dry-spells suck and loneliness is a common ally to me, but sometimes its just too much trouble chasing after dames. Too much mind-****ing going on. I guess its only a signal that she's not the one and time to move on.

I need a wingman, but none of my friends drink much less go out much. I need new friends lol.

[JODYE]

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Am officially single, starting yesterday.

I'm done trusting women.

[8]

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I was lifting in my garage last night and I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. When I got done that set I turned and cold chills went down my spine. There was a big *** hairy wolf spider on the wall towards the floor. I calmly made my way to a container of insect killer, pumped that sumbitch up... and sprayed that bastard like there was no tomorrow. It got pissed off and ran off behind the trash can. I figured he would just go behind there and die. Biiiiigggg mistake.

I had gone back to lifting and 10 minutes later I look back towards the trash can and that asshat is defiantly sitting there on the floor. Well here comes round two of insect killer you m'fer. He ran around some more and then settled on the wall where he stayed for the remainder of my workout. Oh... there was no way I was going to squish him, he ways way to big for that. I came out to the garage the next day to find him shrunken in size and dead. I've left the dead corpse where it lies as a warning to any future spiders that wish to invade my territory.

[Watson]

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So I woke up extra early to make the last mow of the year my baby back bitch

and the mower doesn’t start. No biggie, just gonna put the battery charger on it for an hour and a half….nothing. Okay, time to bust out the big guns, the jump charger…only to have it dead because it wasn’t charged up

Jesus guys, looks like it’s gonna be one of those days

[MrChainsaw]

Oh no, don't get me wrong. The dry-spells suck and loneliness is a common ally to me, but sometimes its just too much trouble chasing after dames. Too much mind-****ing going on. I guess its only a signal that she's not the one and time to move on.

I need a wingman, but none of my friends drink much less go out much. I need new friends lol.

This is exactly my situation these days. Newly single after a long term relationship, I have literally no idea what I'm doing now. Move to Tallahassee, we can be each other's wingmen.


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[JODYE]

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My friends are the same way. They either moved or are in serious relationships and never go out because they are too busy doing couples stuff.

I feel like I'm behind the curve.

[8]

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You guys with lady troubles, here's a tip. Buy or borrow a puppy and go to your nearest college campus and take said puppy for a walk. Worked for me. Now if you're too old to be walking around a college campus I guess you're screwed.

[MrChainsaw]

I live on a college campus (well, right next to it technically). My roommates are really my only friends up here and one of them graduated and works a full time 9-5 job, hence rarely going out. The other one is always at school or out of town. Basically my only chance of meeting people is to be that creepy dude that goes everywhere by himself. At least that's how I feel like people would see it.


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[jeremym480]

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You guys with lady troubles, here's a tip. Buy or borrow a puppy and go to your nearest college campus and take said puppy for a walk. Worked for me. Now if you're too old to be walking around a college campus I guess you're screwed.

Or you could dress in drag, join a sorority and get really close to one of the chicks there strictly on an emotional level. Then just as the girl is about to accept an lesbian relationship with you, you "take it out" and the start of a beautiful relationship begins.

Just which ever is easier.

[JODYE]

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Or you could dress in drag, join a sorority and get really close to one of the chicks there strictly on an emotional level. Then just as the girl is about to accept an lesbian relationship with you, you "take it out" and the start of a beautiful relationship begins.

Just which ever is easier.

Your suggestion is clearly the more rational of the two.