Off Topic 2012

[Gotmadskillzson]

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It's been spring forward and fall back for as long as I can remember, don't even remember who it was that taught me that.

Another old one I was taught was in regards to valves, screws, etc.

"Lefty loosey, righty tighty"

When I was a kid I remember my dad told me to pass him the extension cord. He said pass me the female end. I said how am I suppose to tell which one is the female end ?

My dad looked at me, laughed and said it has holes in it, like a woman has holes. In my mind I was thinking huh ? Women have holes ? I never seen them. My mom yelled out my dad's name and said you know better, come on now, he is only 8, he don't know nothing about that.

My dad was still laughing and said ok ok ok. Boy in a few years we going to have a talk.

[SPTO]

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When I was a kid I remember my dad told me to pass him the extension cord. He said pass me the female end. I said how am I suppose to tell which one is the female end ?

My dad looked at me, laughed and said it has holes in it, like a woman has holes. In my mind I was thinking huh ? Women have holes ? I never seen them. My mom yelled out my dad's name and said you know better, come on now, he is only 8, he don't know nothing about that.

My dad was still laughing and said ok ok ok. Boy in a few years we going to have a talk.

I tell ya, even small nuggets like this bring out a chuckle from me. You really are something else.

[slickdtc]

First night in the new place last night, slept like a dog. We can hear our other neighbors (4 units in this building), thin walls I guess. But I grew up living with 3 brothers and my Dad, I can sleep anywhere and through anything.

I'm getting some nice wifi service just off the 3G in my bedroom. I like it. Lol

[ProfessaPackMan]

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Might wanna delete that right there since I'm not sure that would slide here even if it's meant to be funny.

[ubernoob]

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Funny video. I can already tell what the comment section is like so I'm not even gonna look at their page.

EAGLE!

On a side note... That may have to get removed, as politics is a no-no here.

[WyxHarmon]

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Lazy sunday after a good breakfast.

What a nice day.

[kingkilla56]

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Went to a family friends house on LI today. Saw tv for the first time in a week. It was good.

[Burns11]

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When I was a kid I use to love when time fell back. I use to tell my mom an extra hour of playing video games.

Is it sad that I told myself that exact same thing last night?

[ubernoob]

Is it sad that I told myself that exact same thing last night?

I hope not because my Football Manager saved loved the extra hour of play.

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[Chef Matt]

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Time change screwed up the whole house. My kids were up at 500am. $%&}!

[Chrisksaint]

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The time change was awesome I mean I woke up well rested and it was only 10:30 am

[BunnyHardaway]

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There's a black outline of my phone on my jeans and it won't come off...no idea how it got there.

[Chrisksaint]

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There's a black outline of my phone on my jeans and it won't come off...no idea how it got there.

Anything that's weird seems to happen to you.

[AUChase]

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One of my friends works for the Direc TV call center and he sent me his name and password so I can get Sunday Ticket on my PS3 for free. He doesn't have to pay for it.. that's a decent benefit for working there, I guess.

I'm so excited.

[Feared]

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There's a black outline of my phone on my jeans and it won't come off...no idea how it got there.

Maybe you can use it to your advantage as a tool to pick up chicks?

Random Girl: What's that black stain on your pants?

JJLinn: Well how's about we come back to my place and I'll tell you all about how it got there.