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  • DickDalewood
    All Star
    • Aug 2010
    • 6263

    #15196
    Re: Off Topic 2012

    Originally posted by baumy300
    Anyone ever just finish texting back and forth the dirtiest **** ever with a girl and then hope more than usual that neither of you dies in a car accident?

    Think about it.

    The respective family always has one member that would scavenge through the deceased's phone.

    "Hey grandma. Check this out! That idiot was going to try and do this with that!" as they crack open your photos.

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    Btw, love the new avatar.

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    • baumy300
      Most Valuable Pepe
      • May 2005
      • 3998

      #15197
      Re: Off Topic 2012

      Originally posted by DickDalewood


      Btw, love the new avatar.
      Don't enable me!

      I told Ryan I would behave
      I post the frog
      It makes me happy
      People get upset
      It makes me sad
      I post the frog

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      • DickDalewood
        All Star
        • Aug 2010
        • 6263

        #15198
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Originally posted by baumy300
        Don't enable me!

        I told Ryan I would behave
        Great comedy will always have its critics... just ask George Carlin.

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        • ryan36
          7 dirty words...
          • Feb 2003
          • 10139

          #15199
          Re: Off Topic 2012

          Originally posted by DickDalewood
          Great comedy will always have its critics... just ask George Carlin.
          ...or the Chicago Bears

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          • AUChase
            Hall Of Fame
            • Jul 2008
            • 19403

            #15200
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            I could have listened to George Carlin talk about almost anything. He had a great way with words..

            Also, this is a little random, but..

            <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EIjw0vLoMF4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


            I laugh every time I see this guy.

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            • Bighoff
              The Bird is the word
              • Jul 2002
              • 5312

              #15201
              Re: Off Topic 2012

              Originally posted by ryan36
              ...or the Chicago Bears
              Hey now, there is no need for that. Keep the Bears outta this.
              I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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              • Bellsprout
                Hard Times.
                • Oct 2009
                • 25652

                #15202
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                Originally posted by Bighoff
                Hey now, there is no need for that. Keep the Bears outta this.
                So it's NFL Playoff rules in OT, then? Got it.
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                A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                • ryan36
                  7 dirty words...
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 10139

                  #15203
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Originally posted by Dayman
                  So it's NFL Playoff rules in OT, then? Got it.
                  "I'll take Dayman for the win"

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                  • BunnyHardaway
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 15195

                    #15204
                    Re: Off Topic 2012

                    Originally posted by Dayman
                    So it's NFL Playoff rules in OT, then? Got it.

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                    • jeremym480
                      Speak it into existence
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 18198

                      #15205
                      Re: Off Topic 2012

                      Originally posted by baumy300
                      Anyone ever just finish texting back and forth the dirtiest **** ever with a girl and then hope more than usual that neither of you dies in a car accident?

                      Think about it.

                      The respective family always has one member that would scavenge through the deceased's phone.

                      "Hey grandma. Check this out! That idiot was going to try and do this with that!" as they crack open your photos.

                      Spoiler
                      If you don't have that one friend that would (as soon as he heard the news) immediately drive over to your house and get rid of all dirty messages from your cell, pornography from your computer as well any other nefarious things that would show that your morals are looser than a five year old's tooth, then you truly don't have any friends.
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                      • Bighoff
                        The Bird is the word
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 5312

                        #15206
                        Re: Off Topic 2012

                        Originally posted by Dayman
                        So it's NFL Playoff rules in OT, then? Got it.
                        Get back to the chocolate factory and make me some Wonka bars.
                        I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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                        • The GIGGAS
                          Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 28474

                          #15207
                          Re: Off Topic 2012

                          Originally posted by AUChase89
                          I could have listened to George Carlin talk about almost anything. He had a great way with words..

                          Also, this is a little random, but..

                          <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EIjw0vLoMF4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


                          I laugh every time I see this guy.
                          RANJIT!

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                          • TripleCrown9
                            Keep the Faith
                            • May 2010
                            • 23676

                            #15208
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            I'm pathetic. I'm an idiot. I'm a failure. I'm going to be single for the rest of my life. Hello cats, hopefully my allergic reaction to you all brings a quick and quiet exit.
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                            • ryan36
                              7 dirty words...
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 10139

                              #15209
                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Originally posted by TripleCrown9
                              I'm pathetic. I'm an idiot. I'm a failure. I'm going to be single for the rest of my life. Hello cats, hopefully my allergic reaction to you all brings a quick and quiet exit.
                              what happened? you alright?

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                              • Chrisksaint
                                $$$
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 19127

                                #15210
                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                Originally posted by TripleCrown9
                                I'm pathetic. I'm an idiot. I'm a failure. I'm going to be single for the rest of my life. Hello cats, hopefully my allergic reaction to you all brings a quick and quiet exit.
                                Well sounds like you and JJ should be wingmen
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