Off Topic 2012

[Feared]

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Summer time problems, I hate when you're caught in a situation with a really busty chick that's directly talking to you dressed in some super low cut top, or she'll have a bikini top on and wear like a spaghetti strap tank top over it... And you're trying your best to not just stare at her breasts, but at the same time you're trying to figure out how to get a sneak peak every so often without getting caught.

Must master the art of the Casual glance.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Just look at them once and don't look at them again for the rest of the night. It drives women nuts when you only look at them once. They will do everything in their power to try to get you to look at them again.

I do that to women all the time. Same thing goes when they wear short dress and they want you to check out their butt and legs. Don't give them the attention and they go nuts.

[Feared]

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Wise man.

I just hate the double standard that it's acceptable for women to wear the skimpiest little outfits, but then when men check them out they are considered slobs, and pigs. (I know not all women hold this regard, but a lot in general society do) If men walked around in speedos, and shirtless I'd expect women to be looking just as much.

Like what? if you're going to dress like that expect guys to be looking.

[Blitz1942]

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Any chance you have an illustration of the incident? A crude drawing perhaps? I can't visualize it in my head

I imagine it looked something like this.

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Thanks Burgh , can always count on you. That actually clears it up pretty well.

Something like that. Meant two lane as in two lanes going one direction and two lanes going the other. Terrible wording on my part.


Best I could do. Red line is the middle of the street, blue lines are the separation of lanes on each side.

[AUChase]

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Just got to looking over my pay stub from work.

There's a line that says Retail BLBNS: $240.00

Apparently I get a bonus every month, based off of the average daily transactions through the cash drawer (down payments, layaway payments, and car payments)... awesome.

Of course I don't get the same amount that some others do, but I'll take whatever I can get..

[BurghFan]

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Something like that. Meant two lane as in two lanes going one direction and two lanes going the other. Terrible wording on my part.


Best I could do. Red line is the middle of the street, blue lines are the separation of lanes on each side.

Ah okay, that makes a bit more sense with how you described the camry which according to your drawing was clearly not in a turning lane.

[kingkilla56]

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Just look at them once and don't look at them again for the rest of the night. It drives women nuts when you only look at them once. They will do everything in their power to try to get you to look at them again.

I do that to women all the time. Same thing goes when they wear short dress and they want you to check out their butt and legs. Don't give them the attention and they go nuts.

I would imagine that all you needed was that sexy voice of yours that drives women wild.

#thethingsyouforgetyoupostedon_os

[TracerBullet]

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Wise man.

I just hate the double standard that it's acceptable for women to wear the skimpiest little outfits, but then when men check them out they are considered slobs, and pigs. (I know not all women hold this regard, but a lot in general society do) If men walked around in speedos, and shirtless I'd expect women to be looking just as much.

Like what? if you're going to dress like that expect guys to be looking.

In times like these, Dave Chappelle is the answer:

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[AUChase]

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Don't Mess With the Zohan isn't a spectacular movie, but the cast is pretty interesting..

Adam Sandler, Kevin Nealon, Dave Matthews, Rob Schneider, Nick Swardson, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and even Michael Buffer..


When Buffer showed up I said to myself, "Well damn.. he looks and sounds like Michael Buffer".... after a bit of research, I was right.. lol.

[TheMatrix31]

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Just look at them once and don't look at them again for the rest of the night. It drives women nuts when you only look at them once. They will do everything in their power to try to get you to look at them again.

I do that to women all the time. Same thing goes when they wear short dress and they want you to check out their butt and legs. Don't give them the attention and they go nuts.

Wise man.

I just hate the double standard that it's acceptable for women to wear the skimpiest little outfits, but then when men check them out they are considered slobs, and pigs. (I know not all women hold this regard, but a lot in general society do) If men walked around in speedos, and shirtless I'd expect women to be looking just as much.

Like what? if you're going to dress like that expect guys to be looking.

Just wear sunglasses. Enough of these ******* chicks.

[Yeah...THAT Guy]

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The bank I work at listens to the same radio station every day. Our radio is a piece of crap and it's almost always incredibly staticy. Today, it's working great... on the day that the station plays nothing but children's cartoon music...

Just kill me now.

[BunnyHardaway]

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The bank I work at listens to the same radio station every day. Our radio is a piece of crap and it's almost always incredibly staticy. Today, it's working great... on the day that the station plays nothing but children's cartoon music...

Just kill me now.

We have a looping soundtrack at work that only plays like 15 songs...even during a 4 hour shift you hear each song like 6 times #torture

[ImTellinTim]

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Summer time problems, I hate when you're caught in a situation with a really busty chick that's directly talking to you dressed in some super low cut top, or she'll have a bikini top on and wear like a spaghetti strap tank top over it... And you're trying your best to not just stare at her breasts, but at the same time you're trying to figure out how to get a sneak peak every so often without getting caught.

Must master the art of the Casual glance.

Dark aviator sunglasses. Problem solved.

[ImTellinTim]

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Ah okay, that makes a bit more sense with how you described the camry which according to your drawing was clearly not in a turning lane.

The Camry is in the proper left turning lane. They just thought because someone was leaving space for them that they didn't have to check the other lane. I've seen this situation result in many near accidents.

[AUChase]

Replaced the battery, spark plugs, plug wires, and fuel filter on my car. New battery cost $145 for my car... because its in the trunk.

Now about to finish welding up a motorcycle loader my dad is rigging up and then I'm off to the lake for a few hours... productive day.



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