Off Topic 2012

[SPTO]

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Judge Judy makes $45 million/year.


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i wonder how much more money she earns than her husband LOL

She probably wears the pants in that relationship too.

[AUChase]

I knew she made money, but that's outrageous. Maury makes a little over 13 mil/ year...

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[AUChase]

Man, my ex from high school needs to stop testing me. She tried to hook me up with her husbands cousin, a few months ago. We went out once and it was done.

Now she's sending me texts, asking if I'm dating anyone and saying **** like " If only I wasn't married, eh?".

****ing awkward, to say the least. She comes at me like this, at least once every few months and I have to shut it down.

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[Fresh Tendrils]

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Man, my ex from high school needs to stop testing me. She tried to hook me up with her husbands cousin, a few months ago. We went out once and it was done.

Now she's sending me texts, asking if I'm dating anyone and saying **** like " If only I wasn't married, eh?".

****ing awkward, to say the least. She comes at me like this, at least once every few months and I have to shut it down.

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Dangerous situation.

[rspencer86]

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Judge Judy makes $45 million/year.

Pretty nice gig. Work 52 days a year, get paid almost a million bucks per day.

[areobee401]

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So the 6 month Blockbuster trial I posted a few days back turned out to be legit. Received an email this morning saying Just Cause 2 has been shipped and is expected to arrive on Wednesday.

Between Gamefly and now this, I should have no problem cutting into a healthy amount of the older titles I passed on the first go round.

Free games.

[JerzeyReign]

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I can't be the only one who skimmed through the video to ensure their wasn't something that was going to pop out, lol

[AUChase]

Dangerous situation.

Yup, that's why I shut it down quick.

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[Fresh Tendrils]

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Yup, that's why I shut it down quick.

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My first serious relationship was that situation (she wasn't an ex, just a co-worker) and I'm damn lucky it wasn't anything more serious than a "visit" from the husband while at work.

Never again.

[adice15]

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I had a dream last night that I had never ending diarrhea. It started by me sitting on a toilet taking a dump right before leaving for a very important meeting/interview/date (can't remember what it was). After finishing, I stood up to flush and all of the sudden diarrhea started coming out. I panicked and did a couple of circles for no reason, which resulted in my bathroom being painted a nice greenish brown color. When I realized what was happening I sat down and proceeded to have diarrhea come out at about 25mph for at least 10 minutes. Again, I thought it was over and stood up to flush. Now by this point I was cutting it close, I had to be at the important meeting/interview/date in 10 minutes. I hurriedly flushed, washed my hands (no soap) and ran to the car.

Right as I turned on the ignition, I let out the loudest fart I have ever heard in my entire life. It sounded like an elephant falling out of a plane from 30,000 feet in the air, landing on and crushing the Empire State Building. This being a dream, I wasn't thinking straight. Instead of seeing the loud fart as a sign that the diarrhea was back, I saw it as bragging rights. I sped out of my driveway and went about 120 on the freeway to get to the meeting/interview/date so I could tell the executives/my prospective boss/my girlfriend about my fart of epic proportions. Sadly, a cop noticed my speed and pulled me over. Right as I got out of the car to talk to the cop (again this was a dream, I have no clue why I didn't stay in the car), the diarrhea was back.

This round was even worse. It came out at about 40mph and somehow ripped a hole my pants. Again I freaked out and ran away, resulting in the cop getting sprayed by my feces, and his car becoming the same color as my bathroom. After running away for about 30 minutes or so, I was finally caught and taken to jail. I was charged with public defacation and sexual assault. And then I woke up.

[Ermolli]

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[Hassan Darkside]

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I had a dream last night that I had never ending diarrhea. It started by me sitting on a toilet taking a dump right before leaving for a very important meeting/interview/date (can't remember what it was). After finishing, I stood up to flush and all of the sudden diarrhea started coming out. I panicked and did a couple of circles for no reason, which resulted in my bathroom being painted a nice greenish brown color. When I realized what was happening I sat down and proceeded to have diarrhea come out at about 25mph for at least 10 minutes. Again, I thought it was over and stood up to flush. Now by this point I was cutting it close, I had to be at the important meeting/interview/date in 10 minutes. I hurriedly flushed, washed my hands (no soap) and ran to the car.

Right as I turned on the ignition, I let out the loudest fart I have ever heard in my entire life. It sounded like an elephant falling out of a plane from 30,000 feet in the air, landing on and crushing the Empire State Building. This being a dream, I wasn't thinking straight. Instead of seeing the loud fart as a sign that the diarrhea was back, I saw it as bragging rights. I sped out of my driveway and went about 120 on the freeway to get to the meeting/interview/date so I could tell the executives/my prospective boss/my girlfriend about my fart of epic proportions. Sadly, a cop noticed my speed and pulled me over. Right as I got out of the car to talk to the cop (again this was a dream, I have no clue why I didn't stay in the car), the diarrhea was back.

This round was even worse. It came out at about 40mph and somehow ripped a hole my pants. Again I freaked out and ran away, resulting in the cop getting sprayed by my feces, and his car becoming the same color as my bathroom. After running away for about 30 minutes or so, I was finally caught and taken to jail. I was charged with public defacation and sexual assault. And then I woke up.

You got some ****ty dreams man.

I bet VTPack was the cop.

[Ermolli]

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You got some ****ty dreams man.

I bet VTPack was the cop.

[Dog]

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Just imagine if, when a volcano explodes, it shoots out diarrhea but the same temperature as lava. Like a giant lava flow of poop

[adice15]

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Just imagine if, when a volcano explodes, it shoots out diarrhea but the same temperature as lava. Like a giant lava flow of poop

Woah that's good idea. We should reroute all of the nations septic tanks into volcanoes for storage.

Another thing I've been thinking about for a while, what if we invented a car that could run on poop? Like have the toilet in your house drain into a little gas station like thing in the garage which you could fill up your car with. Hard poop would be like regular gas while hose poop would be premium and diarrhea would be diesel.