Well, not exact, but screw it.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
This is the proudest moment of my life. I have managed to amass such a glorious amount of posts on this great website. Over the years, many of us have laughed, cried, sweat blood and shed tears for each other. Today, I say to my fellow posters, that you have led me to the mountain top. I have achieved a life long dream, to be a 20,000 post member of this forum. I can die tomorrow and on my tombstone it will read...well, probably "I still won't forgive Jose Mesa" but whatever. Anyway, enough of the mumbo jumbo, let's get to the good part!
I must first of all, thank my mother and father, for their devotion and belief in making this dream possible.
I'd like to thank Steve for making such a kickass forum to talk sports and in general act like a kid at points.
I'd like to thank God of Life, because without him, nothing is possible. And his love of collage.
I'd like to thank SPTO, for that hideous woman that he thought was not bad. Because afterall, we've all done it, but to do it on the internet...damn...
I'd like to thank Candyman for his awesome Halo suit.
I'd like to thank Marino, who had some awesome talks about bitches over killing douchebags on CODWaW. #Whitewomen
I'd like to thank Psyblast for not banning me after hating on Michigan. Go Blow!
I'd like to thank everyone from the wrestling forum because it's probably the best part of this site.
I'd like to thank Dayman's parents for making him short.
I'd like to thank Watson for making posts that make absolutely no sense but making me chuckle anyway.
I'd like to thank Jmood for making me ****ing crack up on twitter. Legit. Follow @jmood88
I'd like to thank JJLinn for pissing and making drunk posts.
I'd like to thank Chaos81 for his OT posts
I'd like to thank ExtremeGamer for representing all that is good about Cleveland sports fans, unlike me.
I'd like to thank Matrix for teaching me the ways of the dark side and embracing my inner hate.
I'd like to thank everyone who I haven't mentioned, particularly those in the soccer forum who got me into that sport, and other people.
But most importantly, University of Florida, Boston Celtics, Kevin Garnett, Pittsburgh Steelers, The Orlando Magic, LSU Tigers, Boston Red Sox, TSUN, Can't State, Tiger Woods, The Columbus Blue Jackets, Phil Savage, Eric Mangini, Antawn Jamison, Michael Jordan, Red Right 88, John Elway, both of The Fumbles, Jose Mesa, the current Cleveland Browns a hearty **** you and rot in hell.
And, of course, there is a special place in my heart for Art Model and LeBron James. I'd just like to thank them for their hypocracy, because I hate them for everything they have done to me. I hope their egotism and nacissistic attitudes give them everything they deserve. I hope Art Model can never see his bust in the hall of fame and I hope LeBron James never wins a title. But most of all, I'd like to say that I'd like to see these two right in front of me, with a big red ribbon on them so I could tell them what cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** people they ARE!! HALLELUJAH, HOLY ****!
TL;DR, I hit 20,000 posts, JACKET ME!
Major color failure. Whatever, I'll just thank Giggas for the great magic tricks he can do.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
This is the proudest moment of my life. I have managed to amass such a glorious amount of posts on this great website. Over the years, many of us have laughed, cried, sweat blood and shed tears for each other. Today, I say to my fellow posters, that you have led me to the mountain top. I have achieved a life long dream, to be a 20,000 post member of this forum. I can die tomorrow and on my tombstone it will read...well, probably "I still won't forgive Jose Mesa" but whatever. Anyway, enough of the mumbo jumbo, let's get to the good part!
I must first of all, thank my mother and father, for their devotion and belief in making this dream possible.
I'd like to thank Steve for making such a kickass forum to talk sports and in general act like a kid at points.
I'd like to thank God of Life, because without him, nothing is possible. And his love of collage.
I'd like to thank SPTO, for that hideous woman that he thought was not bad. Because afterall, we've all done it, but to do it on the internet...damn...
I'd like to thank Candyman for his awesome Halo suit.
I'd like to thank Marino, who had some awesome talks about bitches over killing douchebags on CODWaW. #Whitewomen
I'd like to thank Psyblast for not banning me after hating on Michigan. Go Blow!
I'd like to thank everyone from the wrestling forum because it's probably the best part of this site.
I'd like to thank Dayman's parents for making him short.
I'd like to thank Watson for making posts that make absolutely no sense but making me chuckle anyway.
I'd like to thank Jmood for making me ****ing crack up on twitter. Legit. Follow @jmood88
I'd like to thank JJLinn for pissing and making drunk posts.
I'd like to thank Chaos81 for his OT posts
I'd like to thank ExtremeGamer for representing all that is good about Cleveland sports fans, unlike me.
I'd like to thank Matrix for teaching me the ways of the dark side and embracing my inner hate.
I'd like to thank everyone who I haven't mentioned, particularly those in the soccer forum who got me into that sport, and other people.
But most importantly, University of Florida, Boston Celtics, Kevin Garnett, Pittsburgh Steelers, The Orlando Magic, LSU Tigers, Boston Red Sox, TSUN, Can't State, Tiger Woods, The Columbus Blue Jackets, Phil Savage, Eric Mangini, Antawn Jamison, Michael Jordan, Red Right 88, John Elway, both of The Fumbles, Jose Mesa, the current Cleveland Browns a hearty **** you and rot in hell.
And, of course, there is a special place in my heart for Art Model and LeBron James. I'd just like to thank them for their hypocracy, because I hate them for everything they have done to me. I hope their egotism and nacissistic attitudes give them everything they deserve. I hope Art Model can never see his bust in the hall of fame and I hope LeBron James never wins a title. But most of all, I'd like to say that I'd like to see these two right in front of me, with a big red ribbon on them so I could tell them what cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** people they ARE!! HALLELUJAH, HOLY ****!
TL;DR, I hit 20,000 posts, JACKET ME!
Major color failure. Whatever, I'll just thank Giggas for the great magic tricks he can do.
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