Attached Ear Lobes

[canes21]

A strange topic this is, but one worth discussing. Do you have attached ear lobes, free(that the term?) ear lobes, or are you just confused at what this topic is even about?

[Bamafan3723]

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LOL! My left ear is more free than my right, but both are free. Great thread!

[snepp]

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That's a big nay.


#TeamUnattached

[canes21]

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For the record, I'm #TeamAttatched

[ImTellinTim]

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Unattached ear lobes - sure sign of weakness.

#TeamAttached

[TCM]

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#TeamAttached

[l3ulvl]

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%TeamDetached

edit: upon further review %TeamNotSure

I didn't even know what attached/detached earlobes were until about 30 seconds ago, and I'm still uncertain

For anyone curious:

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Unattached ear lobes - sure sign of weakness.

#TeamAttached

Wrong. Detached earlobes means your ancestors were from royalty as they could afford to adorn their ears with jewels, therefore weighing them down. Hundreds of years of rich, fancy earring wearing and BAM. Mutation.

[canes21]

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Wrong. Detached earlobes means your ancestors were from royalty as they could afford to adorn their ears with jewels, therefore weighing them down. Hundreds of years of rich, fancy earring wearing and BAM. Mutation.

The royal were always weak and therefore their ears could not handle the weight of tiny pieces of gold. The people who did all the real work kept their lobes held high in pride and part of that was just because of their shear strength they had.

[fishepa]

#teamAttached

[ImTellinTim]

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Wrong. Detached earlobes means your ancestors were from royalty as they could afford to adorn their ears with jewels, therefore weighing them down. Hundreds of years of rich, fancy earring wearing and BAM. Mutation.

Unlikely. The mutation originated among the leper colonies.

[brett the jet favre]

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Nope, and apparently im from royalty, hey! go make me a PB&J!

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Unlikely. The mutation originated among the leper colonies.

Not everybody is perfect.

[AUChase]

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Bow down peasants!

#TeamDetached...


I think.

[ImTellinTim]

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Not everybody is perfect.

I did make that up. When did this become serious?

74/26? The unattached army is massing. Where are my brothers?