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  • oneamongthefence
    Nothing to see here folks
    • Apr 2009
    • 5683

    #1

    My very own OS contest

    Do you want supporter status? How about a new username?

    As you can tell from my avatar I'm a big George Carlin fan. He would have been 75 today so in honor I'm holding a contest to see who can come up with the best one liner. I will pick at least one winner.

    Rules are it has to be original and it has to follow the OS TOS. When I feel like I have a suitable winner I'll message you and you can have your choice of a twenty dollar donation in your name or the T-Shirt.

    Begin...

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  • UK0wnag3
    MVP
    • Apr 2012
    • 1210

    #2
    Re: My very own OS contest

    Alright , I'll lead off. If you feel like someone is watching you, let me know how to be more discreet.
    England National Team
    Bristol City FC
    Arizona Diamondbacks
    Arizona Cardinals
    Phoenix Suns
    Twitter

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    • Brandwin
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jul 2002
      • 30621

      #3
      Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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      • oneamongthefence
        Nothing to see here folks
        • Apr 2009
        • 5683

        #4
        Originally posted by DookieMowf
        Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
        I have def heard that one before. Good try though.

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        • trobinson97
          Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
          • Oct 2004
          • 16366

          #5
          Re: My very own OS contest

          Hello boys. I have *****foot.
          PS: You guys are great.

          SteamID - Depotboy



          ...2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020....
          What a run
          Roll Tide




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          • Millennium
            Franchise Streamer
            • Aug 2002
            • 9889

            #6
            Fairly certain he wants original one liners, not preexisting

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            Franchise > All Y'all

            My Twitter
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            • daflyboys
              Banned
              • May 2003
              • 18238

              #7
              Re: My very own OS contest

              Pretty sure my signature is my original. But here's one that my dad came up with years ago (paraphrased):

              "They say you have to have an open mind to appreciate abstract art. Have you seen some of this stuff? It's more like you have to have a hole in your head."

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              • oneamongthefence
                Nothing to see here folks
                • Apr 2009
                • 5683

                #8
                Originally posted by Millennium
                Fairly certain he wants original one liners, not preexisting

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                Pretty much. Also this contest will go as long as it needs to.
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                • Stroehms
                  MVP
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 2640

                  #9
                  Hugs save the world.

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                  • bigbob
                    MVP
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 10471

                    #10
                    Re: My very own OS contest

                    All it takes is one "Like" on Facebook and you save a starving kid in Africa.
                    --

                    Have you ever wanted to coach or play basketball at the next level, but something prevented you from achieving that dream? Fret no more. Ask me about SimWorld Hoops to see how you can create your virtual self, and follow your path from the prep-level to the pros.

                    #SeeTheGameBeTheGame

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                    • Candyman5
                      Come get some!
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 14380

                      #11
                      Re: My very own OS contest

                      I got a bunch of these however I dont know how many are original. Heres one:

                      When woman fight they may not hit hard, but they sure do aim low.
                      PS4 Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/candyman5os

                      Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:37844096

                      Teams:
                      NCAA/PRO Football - Miami Hurricanes/Minnesota Vikings
                      NCAA/PRO Basketball - Syracuse Orange/NJ Nets
                      NCAA/PRO Baseball - Miami Hurricanes/NY Yankees

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                      • oneamongthefence
                        Nothing to see here folks
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 5683

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bigbob
                        All it takes is one "Like" on Facebook and you save a starving kid in Africa.
                        that's a good one.

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                        Because I live in van down by the river...

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                        • FlyingFinn
                          MVP
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 3956

                          #13
                          Re: My very own OS contest

                          It's a car not a phone booth, hang up and drive.

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                          • 55
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 20857

                            #14
                            Re: My very own OS contest

                            If you were to smoke some cotton, would you get marijuana mouth?

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                            • Skyboxer
                              Donny Baseball!
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 20302

                              #15
                              Re: My very own OS contest

                              Next time your wife or girlfriend asks "who do you think you are?"
                              Answer "in 5 minutes, the prime suspect."

                              Yes I spurted that out a few weeks ago......
                              Joshua:
                              "D.O.D. pension files indicate current mailing as: Dr. Robert Hume,
                              a.k.a. Stephen W. Falken, 5 Tall Cedar Road, Goose Island, Oregon"


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