Off Topic 2013

[BurghFan]

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She has 7 tumors in her stomach/liver but doesn't have cancer? They gave her the wrong results?

Also, if I may ask, where did they flee from that the Dad changed his beliefs and was hacked up?

Not all tumors are cancerous. There are a number of conditions that can predispose to numerous benign growths But yeah, the whole thing does come across as rather sketchy to me.
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Anyways ...

I don't know what's going on, but 2 days in a row now I've received emails claiming to be from banks that I don't have accounts with and saying that irregular activity was detected on my (nonexistent) account. Yesterday it was Chase Bank, and today Bank of America. Not to mention the bizarre text I got last week claiming that irregular activity was detected on my debit card, but was clearly not from my bank or any other known bank for that matter. Idiot scammers. As for the 2 emails, I dutifully found the respective banks websites and reported them to their fraud prevention email address.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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Where's GMSS at?

Been a while since I read one of his Hyperbole filled Stories and could use one right about now.

[l3ulvl]

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Where's GMSS at?

Been a while since I read one of his Hyperbole filled Stories and could use one right about now.

It's pretty crazy when even GMSS is struggling to one-up a story.

[bigbob]

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So, did the girl unzip her costume and out popped Evan?

[Nathan_OS]

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Looking to buy an iPhone 5 for a pretty cheap price off of contact for Verizon.

I'm only looking to spend about $150. Y'all know any other websites other than eBay that can offer a price like that

Sent from The Chicago Bulls Organization

[Cabke]

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Looking to buy an iPhone 5 for a pretty cheap price off of contact for Verizon.

I'm only looking to spend about $150. Y'all know any other websites other than eBay that can offer a price like that

Sent from The Chicago Bulls Organization

Seeing as you can trade one in for well over $200 just about anywhere you go, I doubt you'll find one for less than $250, much less $150.

[Mo]

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3-4 day Doc Who marathon on BBCA

[mb625]

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So, there's a spider somewhere in my apartment... pretty sure it has an egg sack too... ****.

[l3ulvl]

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So, there's a spider somewhere in my apartment... pretty sure it has an egg sack too... ****.

Nuke everything

/GenericSpiderResponse

[Beantown]

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So, there's a spider somewhere in my apartment... pretty sure it has an egg sack too... ****.

Time to find a new apartment.

Or find someone willing to burn down your apartment for you.

Whatever is easier. Those are your only options.

[ImTellinTim]

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So, there's a spider somewhere in my apartment... pretty sure it has an egg sack too... ****.

Gain the mother's trust before they hatch. Provide a safe place for them to hatch. Train them after they hatch. Acquire a spider army to use against enemies. Problem solved.

[ubernoob]

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We now interrupt your normally scheduled off-topic programming for...

ALL OF THE TEARS

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[VTPack919]

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That's an awesome video.

[jmood88]

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It's pretty crazy when even GMSS is struggling to one-up a story.

One time in Chicago I seen this homeless woman walking with a cane and a dog thin enough to see it's ribs. My parents told me that if I ever talk to homeless women that they would beat me and send me to hell so I ignored her but she cane-sprinted her way over to me to tell her life story.

It turns out that the dog used to be be son and after getting shot in the head, he had brain damage and couldn't speak of hear anymore. One day, he was walking and seen a squirrel so he ran out into the street and got hit by a bus. The woman decided to go to a local witch and turn him into a dog so that she could keep an eye on him at all times.

Now the woman used to be a singer but she hit a rough patch and ended up owing some money to a dude who everyone knew was bad. He had killed the last 5 women who worked for him but she thought that she could get out of it if she was quick with the money. He had her doing some pretty disgusting stuff that I won't talk about here but her time with him ended with a bloody machete, some bleach, and a shovel. After she got out of that last situation, she got married and had the kid/dog I talked about earlier. That's when everything went bad. It turns out that she was exposed to HIV from handling that bloody machete, so her husband left her for her sister and made sure that she didn't have access to any of her money. As she was wandering the street looking for money, she seen a sign in an alley that said " HIV cure" and because she was desperate, she went to the alley-clinic and ended up getting one of her legs amputated due to an infection. At this point, I got to my destination and had to stop listening but it was the craziest story I ever heard.

And that is why I live in Vermont.

[VTPack919]

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Take a bow.