Off Topic 2013

[ImTellinTim]

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I've slept at the base of a toilet twice for an hour or two, but I managed to make it to a better place both times.

Weirdest place is probably in the middle of a field in Shawano, Wisconsin with just a sleeping bag and pillow. No tent. A tile kitchen floor on a deflated air mattress is probably in the running too.

[Champion8877]

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Junior year in high school we were having a party at one of my friends house because his parents went out of town. I got really smashed and woke up in the bathtub with the shower curtain tore down and used as a blanket. My friend was pretty mad, when his parents came home he had to make some dumb excuse that he accidentally ripped it down getting in the shower.

[AUChase]

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When I was 17, we used to party at my friend's house every Tuesday night because his mom worked over night, but we had to be out of the house by 7 the next morning. Anyways, I woke up laying on his back porch (concrete and cement), laying just a few feet away from the pool.

I remember that night very well, because these dudes **** blocked the hell out of me. This girl was looking to get even with her boyfriend who cheated on her and I was willing to oblige her. They just had to have morals.. *******s. As a 17 year old kid, I had little to no morals when involved getting it in with some girl. Looking back, it's probably a good idea nothing went down.

So to recap: I woke up drunk, hungover, laying on a concrete porch and I didn't get laid the night before. ugh.

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I've also pulled a Chef Matt and fell asleep in a bathroom of a hotel. We rented a hotel to party in (Well, my friend's irresponsible aunt rented it for us) and we were drinking aristocrat aka aristo**** vodka and chasing it with these smirnoff green apple wine coolers these girls brought.. I woke up at 6am in some of the worst pain of my entire life and was dry heaving something fierce.

I've really passed out in some random places over the years after countless parties out on my friend's farm and such. Those were probably the two worst nights of sleep I've ever had.

The bed of a truck

I've had some good nights that involved the bed of a truck.

[MrChainsaw]

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Not a crazy place really, but one time I had a party and my best friend passed out on the floor right next to my bed. At some point in the middle of the night, he woke up, stood over my bed, vomited all over me, and passed back out. I was apparently too plastered to care about getting up to wash off, so I just went back to sleep for the night.

[Dog]

OH. Another one. I slept in a firehouse

[BunnyHardaway]

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I blacked out and slept in my friend's pantry.

[Feared]

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The only time I can recall sleeping anywhere other than a Bed, or Couch was in a Basement of a Church on makeshift mattresses for a few weeks when my family was homeless when I was 11.

I've accidentally fallen asleep at Barnes n' Nobles, and I fell asleep during a class in school but that was only for 15 minutes or so.

[Chaos81]

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I blacked out and slept in my friend's pantry.

And here I expected it to be a porta potty.

[TracerBullet]

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I think I just turn 4 when I saw MrChainsaw's avatar . Simple times.

[Mo]

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I've fallen asleep on the blue line(subway) in Chicago during rush hour. Needless to say, I missed my stop.

[Dog]

Ugh, why can't anyone sell this for a decent price?

[Bellsprout]

Ugh, why can't anyone sell this for a decent price?

You should probably stay away from Michael Vick...

[N51_rob]

Nice apartment though, pricey however. $1,000 a month for 2 bedrooms, but hey it is New York, everything in that state is pricey.

Damn, in 2007 I was paying $1,275 for a two bedroom in Central Maryland.

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[Chaos81]

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I've fallen asleep on the blue line(subway) in Chicago during rush hour. Needless to say, I missed my stop.

I can't imagine falling asleep on a subway. Or in any public place for that matter. It's hard enough for me to fall asleep in my own bed.

[NYJets]

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My sophomore year me and a bunch of people visited my friend's college. Since there were a few of us some of us stayed in my friend's, friend's room. His room was bigger, and it had an empty bed because his roommate had moved out. It was late and everyone was going to sleep except the kid who lived there who was going to go drink more somewhere else. One of my friends got the empty bed, and 2 of us were going to sleep on the floor. Before we went to sleep we found out that the reason this kid's roommate moved out was because this kid was a legit alcoholic and one night he had come back drunk and pissed all over his roommate stuff. In fear of getting stepped on, pissed on, or worse, I squeezed underneath one of the beds and slept there so the kid wouldn't be able to get near me when he came back hours later.