Off Topic 2013

[Chrisksaint]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Tosh's stand ups were really stupid to me

I like his stand ups more just because he's funny on Tosh.0 but sometimes the videos are just too gross,etc.

[Dog]

I like his stand ups more just because he's funny on Tosh.0 but sometimes the videos are just too gross,etc.

I think he's hilarious on the show. But for stand up comedy, I think he's awful

[Yeah...THAT Guy]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Just deposited Jim Boeheim's check. I was so nervous lol. Heart is still beating fast from seeing him up close in person.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Just deposited Jim Boeheim's check. I was so nervous lol. Heart is still beating fast from seeing him up close in person.

I have no idea who that is........

[Dog]

I have no idea who that is........

Go sit in time out

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Go sit in time out

I never heard of a parent telling their child to sit in time out until I was in my 20s. I looked at her and thought what the hell is telling a child time out ? What is this football ?

I laughed inside because the child was still calling her a bitch over and over again and all she kept doing was saying time out, sit in time out. I thought to myself obviously that isn't working for you.

[Dog]

I never heard of a parent telling their child to sit in time out until I was in my 20s. I looked at her and thought what the hell is telling a child time out ? What is this football ?

I laughed inside because the child was still calling her a bitch over and over again and all she kept doing was saying time out, sit in time out. I thought to myself obviously that isn't working for you.

At that point, the proper strategy would be to punt the child over a giant fence where the sandlot dog hangs out and see if he ever calls his momma a bitch again

[gerg1234]

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So a buddy of mine & I are discussing whether or not Valentine's Day "relations" are appropriate with a "beneficial friend". He tried to get some and she said something that isn't all that appropriate for here.

Was he in the wrong on this? Is it socially acceptable to expect that when you aren't in a relationship with said person?

[BurghFan]

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I never heard of a parent telling their child to sit in time out until I was in my 20s. I looked at her and thought what the hell is telling a child time out ? What is this football ?

I laughed inside because the child was still calling her a bitch over and over again and all she kept doing was saying time out, sit in time out. I thought to myself obviously that isn't working for you.

LOL. My aunt and uncle used time outs for my cousins when they were misbehaving as did my sister with my nephew. They just had to go sit in a chair and be quiet for 5 minutes.

BTW, Jim Boeheim is the mens basketball coach at Syracuse.

[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: Off Topic 2013

So a buddy of mine & I are discussing whether or not Valentine's Day "relations" are appropriate with a "beneficial friend". He tried to get some and she said something that isn't all that appropriate for here.

Was he in the wrong on this? Is it socially acceptable to expect that when you aren't in a relationship with said person?

Hoes need a day off too. Personally I would have laughed at her and said wait a minute, I banged you just the other day, been banging you for a while and now all of a sudden I can't bang you on the 14th because on this day, you developed morals.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: Off Topic 2013

So a buddy of mine & I are discussing whether or not Valentine's Day "relations" are appropriate with a "beneficial friend". He tried to get some and she said something that isn't all that appropriate for here.

Was he in the wrong on this? Is it socially acceptable to expect that when you aren't in a relationship with said person?

You get it when you can get it. That's the whole setup.

Sounds like he needs to cut ties though if she's getting a weak stomach over V-Day.

[VTPack919]

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You get it when you can get it. That's the whole setup.

Sounds like he needs to cut ties though if she's getting a weak stomach over V-Day.

Wise words.

[gerg1234]

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yeah. He just said she's starting to go after a different dude. He said he's good either way because she's nuts.

[slickdtc]

Just deposited Jim Boeheim's check. I was so nervous lol. Heart is still beating fast from seeing him up close in person.

I'm sure he was excited to meet Mark Zuckerberg too, and tell his team that he was so nervous about letting some bajillionaire cash his check.

[LionsFanNJ]

That asteroid (different than a meteor) is not headed towards Earth. It'll pass "close" by, but isn't on a collision course.

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OK cool I wasn't getting full detail when I heard it.

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