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  • Brandwin
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jul 2002
    • 30621

    #4576
    Originally posted by TheShizNo1
    Conversation at the urinal:

    Student: "What's up?"
    Me: "Nothing much man, what's up w/ you?"
    Student: "Just taking a leak"

    No **** Sherlock.
    I always like to ask "how much you holding there?"

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    • TheShizNo1
      Asst 2 the Comm Manager
      • Mar 2007
      • 26341

      #4577
      Originally posted by DookieMowf
      I always like to ask "how much you holding there?"
      Lmao, I'd like to keep my job and license.
      Originally posted by Mo
      Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
      Originally posted by Mo
      You underestimate my laziness
      Originally posted by Mo
      **** ya


      ...

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      • The GIGGAS
        Timbers - Jags - Hokies
        • Mar 2003
        • 28474

        #4578
        Re: Off Topic 2013

        Originally posted by DookieMowf
        I always like to ask "how much you holding there?"
        I need to write a jingle for you.

        "Any time an inappropriate comment needs to be make, there's Dookie!"
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        • jb12780
          Hall of Fame
          • Oct 2008
          • 10665

          #4579
          Just watched a documentary in my white collar crime class on Enron. What scumbags.

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          • BunnyHardaway
            Banned
            • Nov 2004
            • 15195

            #4580
            Re: Off Topic 2013

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            • SPTO
              binging
              • Feb 2003
              • 68046

              #4581
              Re: Off Topic 2013

              Jeez....I feel like OT needs a good scrubbing down at this moment. Time to call this guy:




              Originally posted by ImTellinTim
              Can you imagine trying to explain scambled late-night Cinemax to these kids? They'd just laugh in our face.
              Damn straight, why back in our day we had to pay for and HIDE our porn too!
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              "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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              • Fresh Tendrils
                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                • Jul 2002
                • 36131

                #4582
                Re: Off Topic 2013

                One of our clients' names is Walter White.



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                • mb625
                  DJ2K
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 5016

                  #4583
                  Re: Off Topic 2013

                  The list of things talked about in my classes today includes The Drive-By Truckers and WWE. I'd say that constitutes a pretty solid day.
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                  • bigbob
                    MVP
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 10471

                    #4584
                    Re: Off Topic 2013

                    Thanks to you people and the Random Meme / Funny Stuff thread, I've been sitting at work watching Chris Hansen videos all day.
                    --

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                    • Gotmadskillzson
                      Live your life
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 23428

                      #4585
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

                      Originally posted by bigbob
                      Thanks to you people and the Random Meme / Funny Stuff thread, I've been sitting at work watching Chris Hansen videos all day.
                      <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f_wWdTryqLY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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                      • Koolie G
                        MVP
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 1812

                        #4586
                        Re: Off Topic 2013

                        I had 2 weird phone calls back to back at work today.

                        The first one was a 49 year old lady who said that she recently had a dream that took place when she was 6 years old and the dream reminded her of what happened to her then. She wanted to know if she could press charges against her sister because she remembers her sister, who was 14, bringing over their 12 year old boy neighbor and the boy molested the 6 year old. Now this happened in 1970 and she didn't want to do anything to the guy, she is facebook friends with him now, but she did want to see what could be done about her sister. She said the dream reminded her that when the boy was leaving, her sister handed him something. She now knows that it was money and she paid the boy to come and do that to her 6 year old sister. She also said she was going to a hypnotist to make sure that what she dreamed was real. I didn't even know how to respond to this lady. Crazy.

                        The next call was a woman who told me she had been married twice before and that she had let her husbands take care of the divorces. She then married a new guy a few weeks ago. The police then showed up at her door asking questions about her marriages. It turns out that she has never been divorced and now technically is married to 3 dudes at the same time.
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                        • Gotmadskillzson
                          Live your life
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 23428

                          #4587
                          Re: Off Topic 2013

                          Originally posted by Koolie G
                          I had 2 weird phone calls back to back at work today.

                          The first one was a 49 year old lady who said that she recently had a dream that took place when she was 6 years old and the dream reminded her of what happened to her then. She wanted to know if she could press charges against her sister because she remembers her sister, who was 14, bringing over their 12 year old boy neighbor and the boy molested the 6 year old. Now this happened in 1970 and she didn't want to do anything to the guy, she is facebook friends with him now, but she did want to see what could be done about her sister. She said the dream reminded her that when the boy was leaving, her sister handed him something. She now knows that it was money and she paid the boy to come and do that to her 6 year old sister. She also said she was going to a hypnotist to make sure that what she dreamed was real. I didn't even know how to respond to this lady. Crazy.

                          The next call was a woman who told me she had been married twice before and that she had let her husbands take care of the divorces. She then married a new guy a few weeks ago. The police then showed up at her door asking questions about her marriages. It turns out that she has never been divorced and now technically is married to 3 dudes at the same time.
                          Wow........

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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131

                            #4588
                            Re: Off Topic 2013

                            Koolie, what do you do?



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                            • Koolie G
                              MVP
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 1812

                              #4589
                              Re: Off Topic 2013

                              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                              Koolie, what do you do?
                              If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
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                              XBL: KoolieG
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                              • Chaos81
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 17150

                                #4590
                                Re: Off Topic 2013

                                Originally posted by Koolie G
                                If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
                                I get being embarrassed by your job, but that's a bit extreme, no?

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