Off Topic 2013

[Watson]

Re: Off Topic 2013

guys guys guys.


i just had the greatest idea.


Let's start a college.





wait for it...



wait for it...


in the Gulf of Mexico.



On Cruise Ships. We can have different different ships for different majors, so all the mass comm majors can hang out and all the business majors can hang out together and all the law students can kill each other.

Problem with commuter students, but you gotta commit to it.

Speaking of commits, we have several sub-ships for athletics. The way I see it, we only need 3 ships for that: football/soccer, baseball/softball, and a basketball "arena". Volleyball can be played on actual ****ing beaches. We don't need stands, just circle all the other "major" boats around the sport that's going on.

That's not even the best part. Studying Spanish? **** it, let's go to Mexico for a week. Cozumel what up. Euro history? Let's sail to Manchester or Normandy.


so who's on board?















GET IT? GET IT? "ON BOARD"???!!!!!

[Bellsprout]

My sister turns 18 this weekend......so now I am waiting for the inevitable she's legal jokes from my friends lol

And you think we're above those sort of jokes here?

Because I am above nothing, sir. Literally.

[mb625]

Re: Off Topic 2013

guys guys guys.


i just had the greatest idea.


Let's start a college.





wait for it...



wait for it...


in the Gulf of Mexico.



On Cruise Ships. We can have different different ships for different majors, so all the mass comm majors can hang out and all the business majors can hang out together and all the law students can kill each other.

Problem with commuter students, but you gotta commit to it.

Speaking of commits, we have several sub-ships for athletics. The way I see it, we only need 3 ships for that: football/soccer, baseball/softball, and a basketball "arena". Volleyball can be played on actual ****ing beaches. We don't need stands, just circle all the other "major" boats around the sport that's going on.

That's not even the best part. Studying Spanish? **** it, let's go to Mexico for a week. Cozumel what up. Euro history? Let's sail to Manchester or Normandy.


so who's on board?















GET IT? GET IT? "ON BOARD"???!!!!!

We can call it Off Florida Gulf Coast University...

Too wordy?

[mb625]

Re: Off Topic 2013

And you think we're above those sort of jokes here?

Because I am above nothing, sir. Literally.

Oh ho.... It's funny because he's short!

/Fouad

[Watson]

Re: Off Topic 2013

We can call it Off Florida Gulf Coast University...

Too wordy?

The Floatilla University. FU.




*** **** I am a ****ing genius

[slickdtc]

And you think we're above those sort of jokes here?

Because I am above nothing, sir. Literally.

Such a quality self-joke.

[Chaos81]

Re: Off Topic 2013

My sister turns 18 this weekend......so now I am waiting for the inevitable she's legal jokes from my friends lol

Pics (after she's 18 of course)?

EDIT: To be clear, I don't mean for me. I mean for our younger members here.

[AUChase]

Re: Off Topic 2013

#TeamGulf

[Husker_OS]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Pics (after she's 18 of course)?

EDIT: To be clear, I don't mean for me. I mean for our younger members here.

Smooth.


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[Chaos81]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Smooth.

It's not exactly something you say when you're trying to be smooth.

[TracerBullet]

Re: Off Topic 2013

My sister turns 18 this weekend......so now I am waiting for the inevitable she's legal jokes from my friends lol

I don't know why, but I find it hilarious that Beantown was the only person to like this.

[Bellsprout]

Re: Off Topic 2013

I don't know why, but I find it hilarious that Beantown was the only person to like this.

Reminds me of this.

[Dog]

You guys ever wonder if there are hidden cameras *everywhere*?

Like, someone is secretly watching me type this while in bed but I'll never know about it because those people are trained not to snitch

[Bellsprout]

Re: Off Topic 2013

You guys ever wonder if there are hidden cameras *everywhere*?

Like, someone is secretly watching me type this while in bed but I'll never know about it because those people are trained not to snitch

I often wonder if the world is a sinister episode of The Truman Show where the world is designed to torture JJ as martians watch on in the comfort of their living rooms.

[Dog]

OR what about this

Some people have a unique ability to separate their souls from their bodies and fly up into the clouds and look down on whoever they want like that thing from Harry Potter