guys guys guys.
i just had the greatest idea.
Let's start a college.
wait for it...
wait for it...
in the Gulf of Mexico.
On Cruise Ships. We can have different different ships for different majors, so all the mass comm majors can hang out and all the business majors can hang out together and all the law students can kill each other.
Problem with commuter students, but you gotta commit to it.
Speaking of commits, we have several sub-ships for athletics. The way I see it, we only need 3 ships for that: football/soccer, baseball/softball, and a basketball "arena". Volleyball can be played on actual ****ing beaches. We don't need stands, just circle all the other "major" boats around the sport that's going on.
That's not even the best part. Studying Spanish? **** it, let's go to Mexico for a week. Cozumel what up. Euro history? Let's sail to Manchester or Normandy.
so who's on board?
GET IT? GET IT? "ON BOARD"???!!!!!

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