Re: Off Topic 2013

[l3ulvl]

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I wish I could teleport.

I don't even want to guess how much teleportation insurance would cost

[Blue]

Man what a weird day, I finally get accepted to college and then an hour later I pass out during class...

[Reaman]

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I wish I could teleport.

Where are you trying to go?

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I don't even want to guess how much teleportation insurance would cost

"Umm...yeah. I teleported into the tar pits again."

[TripleCrown9]

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I don't even want to guess how much teleportation insurance would cost

You could pay it with what you save in gas.

[Chrisksaint]

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I don't even want to guess how much teleportation insurance would cost

Considering how dangerous apparition was in Harry Potter, it'd be awful.

[TripleCrown9]

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Where are you trying to go?

Nowhere in particular. I was just watching Jumper. How badass would it be to think of a place and then be there?

[Bellsprout]

I wish I could teleport.

"Who the **** are you and what the **** are you doing in my living room?"

-Zooey Deschanel, if teleportation was humanly possible.

[Watson]

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I think you would have to have been somewhere before in order to teleport there, you know so you could pinpoint exactly where it is and recreate the surrounding in your head



/scientific post I base off of absolutely nothing.

[kehlis]

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Clearly you've never seen the Jai Alai World Championships. I was Seat 7 Row 48 at the event in Rio De Janeiro in 1986. Unbelievable athleticism.

That being said, the JAWC is easily top 800. Also, you're giving too much credit to Detroit-Charlotte.

You were born in 1990.

[mb625]

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I don't even want to guess how much teleportation insurance would cost

"Umm...yeah. I teleported into the tar pits again."

Could be worse. It could be like that State Farm commercial where the guy crashes into a telephone pole. Can you imagine that? One minute you're in your living room and the next you're face first into a telephone pole.

[mb625]

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You were born in 1990.

Easy explanation. He's figured out time travel... he just can't seem to work out teleportation. I would have gone in the opposite order... but I didn't invent time travel.

[l3ulvl]

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I wish this ESPN commercial, the one with the "if I was born a blue/red" guys, had subtitles because I can barely understand half the words.

[TripleCrown9]

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I think you would have to have been somewhere before in order to teleport there, you know so you could pinpoint exactly where it is and recreate the surrounding in your head



/scientific post I base off of absolutely nothing.

At the beginning of Jumper, he just looks at a picture of the Empire State Building and "jumps" there. Your baseless argument holds no water.

[Watson]

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I wish this ESPN commercial, the one with the "if I was born a blue/red" guys, had subtitles because I can barely understand half the words.

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