News that make you say WTF?

[The JareBear]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

Man flies to China and spent 10 days in at the Airport waiting for his online "girlfriend" who never showed:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...never-arrived/

I read more about that story on another site. Story makes me genuinely sad. Pictures of the guy being hospitalized for malnutrition. Internet is just such a crappy place for suckers. Dude must have been miserable. It sounds like he still hasn't accepted the reality of the situation. Poor guy. That's rough

[Speedy]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

Ladies and gentlemen, Mother of the Year award goes to...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/..._2_na#comments

This is insane.

A moronic and disgraceful parent..the lawyer's statement of the woman:

She is hopeful that her children, members of her faith and others will learn from her poor example as to just how easy it is for people to exercise such extremely poor judgment while intoxicated.

...tries to blame this on alcohol which is preposterous. The woman was an idiot before she became intoxicated by letting the kids smoke weed and get drunk, not to mention the vulgar activity she already had in mind.

[kehlis]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ion-month.html

Ummm ok??? (Not directed at you but the situation).

that's a great situation for this thread.


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That can't be real, it's gotta be a tabloid/satire paper. Even if it were medically possible to transplant a head, the recipient would still be paralyzed below the point at which the spinal cord was transected because those spinal nerves can't be regenerated.

Yea, just click on the home page to see the other stories, the site is 100% satire.

[ubernoob]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

Best. Court. Transcript. Ever.

Story

A Superior Court judge in Rome last week completely lost it on the bench during a hearing in which a murder defendant shouted repeated obscenities at the judge and then threatened to kill members of the judge’s family.

A transcript of the hearing shows how an attempt by defendant Denver Fenton Allen to get a different public defender devolved into heated and nasty exchanges with Judge Bryant Durham Jr.

At one point, Durham told Allen that he “looked like a queer” and even challenged him to masturbate in front of him in the courtroom.

Full Transcript (PDF) - A great read.

and, spoilered for language, a Rick and Morty reading of the transcript. Word for word.

Spoiler

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[The JareBear]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

OMFG

The last 3 minutes or so of that video is pure gold.

"You have a constitutional right to be a *******."

[LambertandHam]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

Best. Court. Transcript. Ever.

Story



Full Transcript (PDF) - A great read.

and, spoilered for language, a Rick and Morty reading of the transcript. Word for word.

Spoiler

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Reminds me of Idiocracy

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Re: News that make you say WTF?

We're not in... Australia.

[mgoblue]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

I'm dying here...."You'll be in prison..." "You'll be sucking my ****" lol

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

Lol

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[shugknight]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

Best. Court. Transcript. Ever.

Story



Full Transcript (PDF) - A great read.

and, spoilered for language, a Rick and Morty reading of the transcript. Word for word.

Spoiler

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This transcript was like an adult version of Mad Libs.

[Speedy]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

Lol

https://youtu.be/yhC0qXtTxZo

WGN had the video taken down.

What was it?

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

WGN had the video taken down.

What was it?

Here you go, my good man

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[Speedy]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

The chart at the end.

[l3ulvl]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

The chart at the end.

I didn't notice that the first time lol

[shugknight]

Re: News that make you say WTF?

Nothing can overcome a mother' love.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...fend-love.html

'We ended up kissing and kissing led to other things': Mother, 36, and son, 19, who fell in love when they met last year after she gave him up for adoption as a baby, say they'll go to JAIL to defend their relationship

I mean, how can you not love this woman: