Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

[TracerBullet]

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The only fight I ever lost was in 6th grade. I actually started the fight. I was mad because he managed to cause me to get a terrible grade on a test and he laughed about it. I hit him. He caught me with an uppercut and I hit my head on a chair as I went down. I didn't stand back up till they escorted me to the principal's office. Needless to say, I went out like a bitch.

Only time I was ever suspended if I remember correctly.

[DamnYanks2]

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Please don't judge me. I lost my virginity in a church after Sunday service. Not the sanctuary, but the women's restroom. I dont know if that makes it better. Over the next few/weeks and months we had sex multiple times in the fellowship hall, which used to be our old church. The girl was the preacher's daughter.

That is awesome.

[baumy300]

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This thread is starting down a nasty path of "I jacked it to this."

Lest get back to the dark side.

I was institutionalized in a psych ward for a short period.

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I was molested for 6 years when I was a kid.

A few years ago I got a former girlfriend pregnant and paid her to have an abortion. I've told my best friend about it, but no one else. Not a day goes by that I don't think about her and the 4 year old kid I could have now.

I have to give you guys credit - You just grabbed this thread by the sack and spilled some major things to us.

I truly hope you both find (or have found) peace with these events and move on to better things.

[DamnYanks2]

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Yea to add off baumy's post, Bighoff that's some heavy stuff, but man that takes balls to come out there, and put it out in the open. You got some courage man, hope you can just erase that part of your life away.

[baumy300]

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Please don't judge me. I lost my virginity in a church after Sunday service. Not the sanctuary, but the women's restroom. I dont know if that makes it better. Over the next few/weeks and months we had sex multiple times in the fellowship hall, which used to be our old church. The girl was the preacher's daughter.

And the big question issss -

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Was the phrase "Oh God!" yelled out more times during mass that day, or after?

[baumy300]

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This one's pretty embarrassing, but my "first time" lasted approximately 30 seconds, ended "indoors" and concluded with her crying.

Kinda was like:

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[DamnYanks2]

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I was sexting my youth group's teacher's daughter, but we never hooked up, instead I ended up hooking up with her friend LMAO, and ended up doing it in the pool with her parents inside. Man I used to be risky back in the day.

[DamnYanks2]

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This one's pretty embarrassing, but my "first time" lasted approximately 30 seconds, ended "indoors" and concluded with her crying.

Kinda was like:

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and concluded with her crying

You just can't make this stuff up.

[ScoobySnax]

This thread is starting down a nasty path of "I jacked it to this."

Lest get back to the dark side.

I was institutionalized in a psych ward for a short period.

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I was molested for 6 years when I was a kid.

Whoa! I hope the bastard who did this is locked up! No one should have to go through anything like that. I really am sorry man.

[Cusefan]

This is all weak sauce, I don't know you people so here is some stuff no one has ever heard

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One of my first memories is being coaxed into touching my fat baby sitters Vag. I told on her.

In the Army I got a STD from going down on a slut, the next day she blew 5 dudes.

I have killed some knuckle children in my work truck a few times.

I'll have to think of more

[PhilliesFan13]

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Back in 2006 when I still lived at home, I left my house and hit a kid on his bicycle with my car. I wasn't even doing 10mph. Kid came out of nowhere. He flipped over the hood of my car and landed in the street. One of the scariest moments of my life. Luckily the kid was wearing a helmet. He did end up busting open his chin pretty bad and needed crutches but nothing was broken. Kid got up and ran into his house crying though. I had to pause for a second when I saw him do that. I thought to myself, "This kid just banged into and flipped over my car and got up to run into his house!"

Needless to say, I felt strange as hell being a complete stranger running into this kid's house to tell his mother what happened. She didn't even want to talk so she could take him to the hospital.

I checked back with the family a few days later. They didn't press any charges on me, and acknowledged that their son was not supposed to be in the street on his bike. They were great about everything which I thought was different in a world where people try to sue you for everything you have. All they asked for was my insurance information so they could call to have the hospital bills taken care of.

To this day, my father knows nothing of this. The only 2 people that know were my girlfriend at the time, and my wife.

[DaveDQ]

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It got a little heavy there so I'll share something I can laugh at myself about.

In 6th grade I was invited to a 7th grade party. I felt so cool being invited and all. I was there about an hour when the feeling of having to use the bathroom came on. I was too embarassed to ask to use the bathroom, but when it was all I could take, I found where it was. Going up the stairs I was stopped by my friend's brother. He kind of pushed me just joking around. When he did that I really felt it all coming down. I ran to the bathroom, shut the door but didn't make it. I did my best to clean it all up and got out of there. I walked out of the house crying when I heard a girl yell, "that's rude, leaving like that." I just shouted thank you and ran home, a mess. When I got home I walked in the door crying and my parents took me in and calmed me down. Lesson in humility I guess.

[Watson]

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The first (and LAST) time I drove drunk was when I was 16 not too much after I got my license, I hit a mailbox and busted out the windshield. It got awkward when I learned it happened right in front of my ex's house at like 3 AM, which made it pretty creepy. Thank God I had a hookup in the body shop and my parents were none the wiser.


One of my HS teachers wants to sleep with me, along with a few other guys. The problem was she was also one of my best friend's mom, and her daughter is one of the greatest person I know, like period. Prom Queen and all that jazz. While she never confirmed it, and we never texted or anything, there were hints dropped allllll the time, outside of school.

...and another one of my female friend's (actually the term "little sister" would be more appropriate, she's only 16) mom DEFINITELY wants to sleep with me. And then she tells her daughter she needs to find a guy like me or she should just start dating me (keep in mind I'm 19).


I'm pretty positive one of the female athletic trainers was able to sneak a pic of me in the locker room and spread it around. Not to the whole school, but to a small group of people. Not that I'm complaining about it.

[BunnyHardaway]

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-When I was in 6th grade I was checked into the child psych unit of a hospital because of depression...I haven't even told my best friend this. I just said I went to visit relatives in Ohio.

-I had to go to an alternative school for the first quarter of 8th grade because I gave no effort in 7th grade and my GPA was so bad...my friends to this day think that I moved in with my dad and went to school there for that time. The story almost got compromised when we started talking to people that actually went to that school.

-I used to steal gummi worms from the gas station on the walk home from elementary school.

[Chrisksaint]

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The chick I went to prom with and I obviously had our plans for after the party. However, her best friend was involved in some drama and was all drunk/depressed. So she told her friend to come spend the night with us, I wasn't mad about it because we had been dating for a bit so I understood.

One thing lead to another and well: