I will come clean, I just need advice again.

[Nathan_OS]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I REALLY don't know about this guy.

This all just seems like some type of sick, twisted up joke to him.

He makes up ALL these lies, thread after thread after thread.

Then he comes in here, and names the Topic : I will come clean, I just need advice again?

All I see he's saying is, "I will come clean man, I just need ONE more lie."

I'm REALLY hoping that girls dad wasn't a lie, Evan. I really hope so..

EDIT:

Went on twitter, and typed in Evan's OS name in the search. Seems like he's getting a couple of hits.

[z Revis]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Hello OS. I guess this morning I just want to come clean about all the stories. Every story that I turned into a thread, did actually happen to me, just sometimes I used a different point of view. For example the condoms thread, I did that from a Dad prospective. I am really a 18 year old guy, who's a senior in high school. I'm sorry I lied. The only reason I did, was when I first found the site I thought it would make my opinion more legitimate if you thought I was older than 14 or 15. Then I started to realize it didn't matter as much, but I felt like it was too late to turn back. If you have any questions I will answer them. I like this site a lot and I didn't want to post in any other threads until I did this.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, If you remember the story last time (yes it absolutely 100% true). Well my girlfriend and I are still together, but she is wanting to live with the Ohio family that I mentioned in the previous thread. The reason why is her grandmother that she lives with is pretty crazy. As in she can be sorta rough on my girl. For example, one time she burnt some biscuits, and her grandmother said "you are a worthless human being." She's also made other kinds of comments, but that's the only one that is on the top of my head. My girlfriend's name is Tori to help explain things better. Tori's grandmother also makes them do A LOT of work. They clean the house regularly for 4-6 hours a day. It doesn't happen every day, but they might do that at least one or twice a week, at least. So Tori's way of getting out of the house is she is going to a physiologist/therapist and she is going to tell the therapist that her grandmother is mentally abusive. I can say, that if you knew a lot of went on over there, I would agree. The problem is, her grandmother has millions of dollars. I would say, she takes the girls shopping almost every weekend and spends a couple thousand dollars each time. She buy them clothes and really goes over just the standard of being a guardian, she goes above and beyond.

My question is, do you think Tori will get moved out of her normal house and get sent to Ohio or a foster home if she tells this psychologist? This is a summary of the situation incase I didn't make sense. You have a grandmother who is very strict and not exactly fair at that, she plays favorites between Tori and Tori's sisters. She says some awful things to Tori (not so much to Tori's sister). She makes them work around the house and clean almost every day, maybe not 4-6 hours during the week, but during the weekend definitely.

I have to go. I'll respond to any questions in the afternoon. Thank you and I'm sorry for lying.

All I see is 'I will sort of come clean.. but QUICK let's change the subject! I need more advice!'

[Fly3]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I REALLY don't know about this guy.

This all just seems like some type of sick, twisted up joke to him.

He makes up ALL these lies, thread after thread after thread.

Then he comes in here, and names the Topic : I will come clean, I just need advice again?

All I see he's saying is, "I will come clean man, I just need ONE more lie."

I'm REALLY hoping that girls dad wasn't a lie, Evan. I really hope so..

EDIT:

Went on twitter, and typed in Evan's OS name in the search. Seems like he's getting a couple of hits.

Wow, I see his Facebook. Hahaha, I can't breathe.

[Blzer]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Because kehlis is a master detective, that's why

Alright, in lieu of Evan actually possibly leaving us, I feel like a scene reenactment preparation is in order here. I'm going to re-write a scene from The Dark Knight Rises, where Evan_OS will play Bruce Wayne/Batman and kehlis will play Detective John Blake.




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Evan: (Enters Meebo chat.) What can I do for you, Moderator?

kehlis: Administrator Steve_OS's been hacked. He tracked a troll by his IP address. When I tried to message him, he was babbling about an Trojan Horse, and a group called 'Anonymous'?

Evan: Shouldn't you be telling this to your superior staff?

kehlis: One of them asked if he saw bdoughty. He needs you. He needs the Community Liar.

Evan: If Adminstrator Steve_OS thinks...

kehlis: (Interrupting.) ... He doesn't know or care who you are. (Off look.) But we've met before. When I was a blue name, I was a kid. Everything Else... it was funded by the Steve foundation, it was an off-topic sub-forum. See, my buddy was banned when I was a noob, it was spam advertising, I don't really remember it. But a couple of years later my brother was banned over a politics debate, and I remember that one just fine. (Looks at Evan's Titans avatar.) Not a lot of people who know what it feels like, do they? To be forever alone. On the Internet. I mean... they understand—OS members, everybody, they understand—for a while. Then they expect the lonely kid to do what he knows he can never do. Move on. So after a while they stop understanding. They ignore the lonely kid while they post.

Evan stares out window.

I figured it out too late. You gotta learn to hide the loneliness. Practice posting, looking at other posting styles. It's like creating a new username. So made a new thread this one day... a cool house, pretty wife on your arm... we were so excited! "Evan_OS, 40 year old condom-losing neighbor-killer" ?? I mean, you used to make up stories about you, man. Legends. And you know, to the other members that's all it was, just stories. But right when I saw you, I knew who you really were. I'd seen that look in your posts before. It's the same one I taught myself.

kehlis is typing.

I don't know why you took the fall for burning Grandma's biscuits, but I'm still a believer in Evan_OS and the comedic satire he brings to the community... even if you're not.

Evan: (Pondering.) Why did you say that the Everything Else forum used to be supported by Steve?

kehlis: Because the money stopped, people stopped donating. Might be time to get some log-in time and start paying attention to the gifs. Some of those gifs might need your hilarity.

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Ooooh Evan, don't ever leave us.

[JODYE]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I REALLY don't know about this guy.

This all just seems like some type of sick, twisted up joke to him.

He makes up ALL these lies, thread after thread after thread.

Then he comes in here, and names the Topic : I will come clean, I just need advice again?

All I see he's saying is, "I will come clean man, I just need ONE more lie."

I'm REALLY hoping that girls dad wasn't a lie, Evan. I really hope so..

EDIT:

Went on twitter, and typed in Evan's OS name in the search. Seems like he's getting a couple of hits.

NO WAY!



So that's what the first 29 pages of this thread was about!?!?

[Blitz1942]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

[HealyMonster]

I looked at his facebook( would never say or do anything outside OS for the record) but I was curious.

According to it: he went to duke university

Tori's father is alive and well and "glad someone puts a smile on his daughters face"

I got a cat fishy vibe from the profile, idk something don't feel right with the comments etc on the pics, and the pics themselves don't feel right.

Idk what o make of this guy even after looking at "his real life" it's even more confusing

[kehlis]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I saw it on the internet.

[jeremym480]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Nev and Max would say dig deeper.

[VTPack919]

The dad is fine guys. No need to feel bad about that part.

[PVarck31]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

The dad is fine guys. No need to feel bad about that part.

Damn, he lied about the dad dying? wtf man...

[J-Clutch1]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Well Evan, I'd like to thank you. You've provided some good entertainment, keep at it!

[BurghFan]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Can't believe this thread is still open and going strong.

[The JareBear]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I think he should be a staff writer for OS. Just have him post twice a month and provide thrill ride of a thread like this every time.

[Evan_OS]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I would like to ask to delete this thread. At this point, I would just like to let you know that it's sick that you got a hold of my facebook. If a mod/admin would delete this thread and contact me via pm's that is great. I have a quick question, thanks.