I will come clean, I just need advice again.

[kingkilla56]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

[HealyMonster]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I'm sorry Evan, but you need to take a picture of everyone mentioned in your stories. Make sure that you include each person's name along with your OS handle so that we have proof.

Sorry, but we were going here sooner or later:

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Torri:

[aholbert32]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Hello OS. I guess this morning I just want to come clean about all the stories. Every story that I turned into a thread, did actually happen to me, just sometimes I used a different point of view. For example the condoms thread, I did that from a Dad prospective. I am really a 18 year old guy, who's a senior in high school. I'm sorry I lied. The only reason I did, was when I first found the site I thought it would make my opinion more legitimate if you thought I was older than 14 or 15. Then I started to realize it didn't matter as much, but I felt like it was too late to turn back. If you have any questions I will answer them. I like this site a lot and I didn't want to post in any other threads until I did this.

Nah, you aint getting off that easy. That only explains the condoms story. It doesnt explain the 16 yr old "son" you claim to have. Or the person you claimed that your "wife" and you adopted.

I'm tempted to close this thread for trolling reasons. There is no reason why anyone at OS should believe any of the stories you posted or waste a minute giving you advice on imaginary scenarios.

With that said, I'm gonna leave it open temporarily because 1) I love the .gifs and 2) provide some proof that Tori actually exists, is ur girlfriend and to explain what happened to your "son." I would never ask for proof from any one else but in ur case its necessary.

[JazzMan]

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4-6 hrs a day. *** ****, how big is this ****ing house and how dirty does it get?

4-6 twice a week.

[TheShizNo1]

4-6 hrs a day. *** ****, how big is this ****ing house and how dirty does it get?

Figured the house looked something like this

Evan's not coming back.

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[AUChase]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Too bad Evan couldn't get in on the "If I could go back x years" conversation we were having in OT last night.

[JODYE]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Too bad Evan couldn't get in on the "If I could go back x years" conversation we were having in OT last night.

He was too busy crafting one of these:

[OSUFan_88]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Figured the house looked something like this

Evan's not coming back.

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Pretty sure it looks like this:



Also, pretty sure "Tori" looks like this:



So wassup Evan? You and your little brother sit down and watch Cinderella recently and you were like "This would make a GREAT post on OS!"

[aholbert32]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

4-6 twice a week.

Thanks man.

[jeremym480]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I think you need to break up with Torri, Evan.

I mean she broke the "other" golden rule

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[gopher_guy]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Wait, did I read the OP right? This girl does chores around the house for 4 to 6 "once or twice a week" and in return gets compensated by getting a shopping spree every weekend? And you're wondering if she'll go into foster care to "escape" that situation? LOL

If you're going to spin a web of lies, at least make them compelling...

[Chrisksaint]

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I just can't stop laughing at this thread

[Phobia]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Wait, did I read the OP right? This girl does chores around the house for 4 to 6 "once or twice a week" and in return gets compensated by getting a shopping spree every weekend? And you're wondering if she'll go into foster care to "escape" that situation? LOL

If you're going to spin a web of lies, at least make them compelling...

LMAO I know, imagine if she had to wash clothes, take care of a kid, wash dishes, unload a dish washer, clean a bath room, sweep a room, mop a floor, or better yet take care of her own house EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK!!!!!! AFTER WORKING 40+ HOURS A WEEK!!

Lock her up and throw away the key cause her mind would blow up.

[kehlis]

I just went back to that other thread and in one of the first two sentences you state she used to live with this grandmother in her fathers apartment???

I find it hard to believe this rich grandmother would be living in an apartment with her son.

[Chrisksaint]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I just went back to that other thread and in one of the first two sentences you state she used to live with this grandmother in her fathers apartment???

I find it hard to believe this rich grandmother would be living in an apartment with her son.

I'm beginning to think i'm not Batman, but that you are.