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  • Fly3
    Banned
    • Sep 2011
    • 1180

    #46
    Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

    Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
    My memory is probably the closest thing I have to a "super power".


    What's the closest you have to a "super power"?
    I've astral projected before. Probably the coolest thing I've done.

    I can also lick my elbow.

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    • PVarck31
      Moderator
      • Jan 2003
      • 16869

      #47
      Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

      I tend to heal faster than normal. Cuts and bruises heal in about half the time as other people I know.

      I also very rarely get sick. Maybe once a year I'll get a cold, if that.

      But I do get a lot of aches and pains. I guess its a trade-off.

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      • UK0wnag3
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        • Apr 2012
        • 1210

        #48
        Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

        Originally posted by Suntan Superman
        I can play football manager for 45 hours straight and not get divorced.
        I think the superpower here is that you're the type of guy who plays football manager for 45 hours straight and yet you found someone who was willing to marry you.
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        • Suntan Superman
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          • Feb 2009
          • 7135

          #49
          Originally posted by UK0wnag3
          I think the superpower here is that you're the type of guy who plays football manager for 45 hours straight and yet you found someone who was willing to marry you.
          Haha one happened before the other.
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          • The JareBear
            Be Good To One Another
            • Jul 2010
            • 11560

            #50
            Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

            How about the power......To Move You.
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            • Lieutenant Dan
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              • Sep 2007
              • 5679

              #51
              I survived having five teenagers. They all graduated high school. No one is wanted by the law or in jail.

              My wife and I = The Wonder Twins lol
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              • Redacted01
                Hall Of Fame
                • Aug 2007
                • 10316

                #52
                Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

                Originally posted by PVarck31
                I tend to heal faster than normal. Cuts and bruises heal in about half the time as other people I know.

                I also very rarely get sick. Maybe once a year I'll get a cold, if that.

                But I do get a lot of aches and pains. I guess its a trade-off.
                I guess I can add that one too. I haven't even had as much as a cold since late March/early April 2011. I've almost forgotten what it's like to cough or have a runny nose.

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                • PadresFan
                  Underrated
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 1147

                  #53
                  Originally posted by dochalladay32
                  I guess I can add that one too. I haven't even had as much as a cold since late March/early April 2011. I've almost forgotten what it's like to cough or have a runny nose.
                  Lucky you guys... I lost this power when 1) I had a daughter and 2) when she started daycare...

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                  • RoundingThird
                    Leyenda
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 3468

                    #54
                    Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

                    My closest superpowers are my super athletic body and photographic memory.
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                    • Bellsprout
                      Hard Times.
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 25652

                      #55
                      Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

                      I can throw up on command.

                      That's about it.
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                      A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                      • Rensational14
                        Pro
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 516

                        #56
                        I survived 7 days without having to [spoiler=18+] masturbate [/spoiler] while having the feeling i could bust some windows with it.





                        Oh and i never get sick too.

                        I can twist my both upper eyelids and keep them in that position. (doing this by pulling eyelashes up and closing your eyes)

                        And i can be drunk after like 8 beers. Well its not too bad lol, saves me a lot of money by not needing more. Probably because of my super skinny body

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                        • HealyMonster
                          Titans Era has begun.
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 5992

                          #57
                          Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

                          Mine is like Math. I work as a janitor at this college, and sometimes when Im working I like go into the classroom, and complete the problems on the board.

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                          • Blzer
                            Resident film pundit
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 42515

                            #58
                            Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

                            Originally posted by RiderGH
                            Mine is like Math. I work as a janitor at this college, and sometimes when Im working I like go into the classroom, and complete the problems on the board.
                            How do you like them apples?

                            Rensational, I don't ever get sick either. I tend to think I've earned it with what I put into my body, considering the amount of vitamins and greens and what not. I don't really know what it is that lets that happen. Oh, and I wash my hands like all of the time prior to ever making contact from hands to face/mouth, etc.
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                            • HealyMonster
                              Titans Era has begun.
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 5992

                              #59
                              Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

                              Originally posted by Blzer
                              How do you like them apples?

                              Rensational, I don't ever get sick either. I tend to think I've earned it with what I put into my body, considering the amount of vitamins and greens and what not. I don't really know what it is that lets that happen. Oh, and I wash my hands like all of the time prior to ever making contact from hands to face/mouth, etc.
                              Yeah, its great. My best friend is Ben Affleck...

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                              • daflyboys
                                Banned
                                • May 2003
                                • 18238

                                #60
                                Re: What's the closest thing you have to a "super power"

                                I'm an excellent driver.....excellent driver.

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