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  • Fresh Tendrils
    Strike Hard and Fade Away
    • Jul 2002
    • 36131

    #6886
    Re: Off Topic 2014

    Originally posted by VTPack919
    If a girl steals your chew and puts it in her back pocket.... Well she wants the D. She wanted the hands back there or she would have given it back.

    Remember the old saying "If she steals your Skoal, she wants the pole."

    Or my favorite "If she snags your Redman, take her to bed-man."
    So basically we never progress past kindergarten tactics?

    I mean JJ was holding girl's #2 hand in the parking lot!

    And then went to pee.

    SMH.



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    • jeremym480
      Speak it into existence
      • Oct 2008
      • 18198

      #6887
      Re: Off Topic 2014

      Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
      So basically we never progress past kindergarten tactics?

      I mean JJ was holding girl's #2 hand in the parking lot!

      And then went to pee.

      SMH.
      Hey, at least he didn't just "let it go" in a hallway, so that's something I guess

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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #6888
        Re: Off Topic 2014

        Get seats.
        Then go to bathroom.

        Either way if the girl(s) wanted to leave with you JJ they would have. Find better girls. Find better friends. Make your advances more aggressive.



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        • VTPack919
          We Go Again
          • Jun 2003
          • 9708

          #6889
          Re: Off Topic 2014

          start dipping.
          YNWA

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          • jeremym480
            Speak it into existence
            • Oct 2008
            • 18198

            #6890
            Re: Off Topic 2014

            Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
            Get seats. Call Saved Seat before
            going to bathroom.

            Either way if the girl(s) wanted to leave with you JJ they would have. Find better girls. Find better friends. Make your advances more aggressive.
            Fixed.

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            • kingkilla56
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jun 2009
              • 19395

              #6891
              Re: Off Topic 2014

              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
              Get seats.
              Then go to bathroom.

              Either way if the girl(s) wanted to leave with you JJ they would have. Find better girls. Find better friends. Make your advances more aggressive.
              Lol JJ stay getting robbed by his friends, then still chills with them, and gets robbed again. What is the internet's definition of insanity again?
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              • Fresh Tendrils
                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                • Jul 2002
                • 36131

                #6892
                Re: Off Topic 2014

                Originally posted by jeremym480
                Fixed.

                Is that a thing? I thought that stopped in grade school?

                Nevermind.



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                • kingkilla56
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 19395

                  #6893
                  Re: Off Topic 2014

                  JJ you should have split your cookie with her at lunch time. Thats how I seal the deal with the ladies. Been working for me since pre k.
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                  • jeremym480
                    Speak it into existence
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 18198

                    #6894
                    Re: Off Topic 2014

                    Originally posted by kingkilla56
                    JJ you should have split your cookie with her at lunch time. Thats how I seal the deal with the ladies. Been working for me since pre k.
                    Step 1: Steal the cookie
                    Step 2: Rub dip on it
                    Step 3: Crumble it into your pants
                    Step 4: Profit


                    *Pro Tip - Never Pee
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                    • areobee401
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 16771

                      #6895
                      Re: Off Topic 2014

                      Is it too late for JJ to sign up for one of those big brother programs? Like, is he too old to be assigned a big brother/mentor? I feel something like that would provide the type of guidance JJ appears to be lacking. Literally no one he associates with respects him.
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                      • jeremym480
                        Speak it into existence
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 18198

                        #6896
                        Re: Off Topic 2014

                        "JJ's Big Brother pulls a Robbery"
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                        • Fresh Tendrils
                          Strike Hard and Fade Away
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 36131

                          #6897
                          Re: Off Topic 2014

                          Its free Slurpee Day bitches.



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                          • jb12780
                            Hall of Fame
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 10665

                            #6898
                            Re: Off Topic 2014

                            JJ didn't demonstrate enough value.

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                            • mb625
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                              • Jan 2012
                              • 5016

                              #6899
                              Re: Off Topic 2014

                              Or, he could have just peed on the seat to mark his territory... that's how people work, right?
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                              • C the Lyte
                                Left side, strong side
                                • May 2009
                                • 2253

                                #6900
                                Re: Off Topic 2014

                                I'm starting to think he maybe enjoys the misery, if that makes any sense?
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