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  • TheShizNo1
    Asst 2 the Comm Manager
    • Mar 2007
    • 26341

    #8971
    Re: Off Topic 2014

    Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
    Its all in the game, man. Once you've snatched that tail the challenge is gone and you move on to the next one.
    I don't understand the hit it and quit it logic.

    I'd rather hit it until it's no longer available.

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    Originally posted by Mo
    Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
    Originally posted by Mo
    You underestimate my laziness
    Originally posted by Mo
    **** ya


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    • Watson
      Burrow Club
      • Jul 2008
      • 27013

      #8972
      Re: Off Topic 2014

      Originally posted by TheShizNo1
      I don't understand the hit it and quit it logic.

      I'd rather hit it until it's no longer available.

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      Shiz gets it. And not just because of his preference to Asians.


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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #8973
        Re: Off Topic 2014

        Originally posted by TheShizNo1
        I don't understand the hit it and quit it logic.

        I'd rather hit it until it's no longer available.

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        Well yeah, but if he's bored and uninterested what's the point? Sounds like he wants out.



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        • TheShizNo1
          Asst 2 the Comm Manager
          • Mar 2007
          • 26341

          #8974
          Re: Off Topic 2014

          Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
          Well yeah, but if he's bored and uninterested what's the point? Sounds like he wants out.
          You can get out of the relationship and keep the physical.

          There are ways to keep the box around without driving yourself crazy.

          Sent from my SCH-i705 using Tapatalk
          Originally posted by Mo
          Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
          Originally posted by Mo
          You underestimate my laziness
          Originally posted by Mo
          **** ya


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          • areobee401
            Hall Of Fame
            • Apr 2006
            • 16771

            #8975
            Re: Off Topic 2014

            For every vagina there is a guy bored with having sex with it.
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            • Chef Matt
              True.
              • Apr 2008
              • 7832

              #8976
              Re: Off Topic 2014

              Eh, moving on.

              There's a great article about the San Joaquin river here. http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2014/...red-river-ctl/

              Taking my kids to go camping there this weekend. Just east of where this guy camps at Sycamore Island in the story.

              It's crazy how half way to the ocean it just stops and gets completely diverted and never makes it's way fully to the ocean.
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              The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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              • Gotmadskillzson
                Live your life
                • Apr 2008
                • 23441

                #8977
                Re: Off Topic 2014

                Originally posted by BlueNGold
                Well this turned into an interesting night.

                I was at my friend's place to eat and watch some Six Feet Under. I left around 11 and walked back home. I'm playing some Madden and she texts me about an hour later asking "why did you leave?". I said "because you have to go to sleep to be up for work in the morning and I figured I'd go home and play Madden lol". She says ok and that was that. Or so I thought.

                About an hour later she calls me. I pick up and her first words are "you shouldn't have left", but the tone in her voice sounded like something was wrong and it sent this feeling through my entire body. I stood up immediately. She tells me some guy is outside trying to break in and that she called the cops. I fly out the house and start hauling ****ing ***. I tell her I'm on my way and she's trying to tell me not to come. Yeah right, like I'm going to sit at home and keep playing Madden while she's in danger.

                So I run my *** off to her place. She lives a good 20-30 minutes away and this was a solid reminder of two things. 1) I really need a car and 2) I'm not in as good of shape as I thought I was

                Anyways, I make it to her place. On the way there I see a cop car creeping around. Luckily they didn't see me and assume I was the guy considering I was in all black and running the streets at 1:30 at night. Oh yeah and I tried to wave down a car passing by to see if they could give me a quick lift there but they didn't even bother to stop. Clowns.

                The cops came not long after I got there and told us they got the guy and that he was just some drunk loser. Luckily I didn't see him on the way there because I probably would have beat the **** out of him.

                So now I'm still at her place and she's just now getting to sleep. And the funny thing is we were just joking around last week about what would happen if someone tried breaking in. Also, on top of that, when I was first there earlier in the night she said something about wishing someone had her back. At the time I joked around and made one of those throat clearing noises and then sure enough this happens and I said to her "told you I have your back".

                So that was my night.
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                • SPTO
                  binging
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 68046

                  #8978
                  Re: Off Topic 2014

                  Originally posted by BlueNGold
                  Well this turned into an interesting night.

                  I was at my friend's place to eat and watch some Six Feet Under. I left around 11 and walked back home. I'm playing some Madden and she texts me about an hour later asking "why did you leave?". I said "because you have to go to sleep to be up for work in the morning and I figured I'd go home and play Madden lol". She says ok and that was that. Or so I thought.

                  About an hour later she calls me. I pick up and her first words are "you shouldn't have left", but the tone in her voice sounded like something was wrong and it sent this feeling through my entire body. I stood up immediately. She tells me some guy is outside trying to break in and that she called the cops. I fly out the house and start hauling ****ing ***. I tell her I'm on my way and she's trying to tell me not to come. Yeah right, like I'm going to sit at home and keep playing Madden while she's in danger.

                  So I run my *** off to her place. She lives a good 20-30 minutes away and this was a solid reminder of two things. 1) I really need a car and 2) I'm not in as good of shape as I thought I was

                  Anyways, I make it to her place. On the way there I see a cop car creeping around. Luckily they didn't see me and assume I was the guy considering I was in all black and running the streets at 1:30 at night. Oh yeah and I tried to wave down a car passing by to see if they could give me a quick lift there but they didn't even bother to stop. Clowns.

                  The cops came not long after I got there and told us they got the guy and that he was just some drunk loser. Luckily I didn't see him on the way there because I probably would have beat the **** out of him.

                  So now I'm still at her place and she's just now getting to sleep. And the funny thing is we were just joking around last week about what would happen if someone tried breaking in. Also, on top of that, when I was first there earlier in the night she said something about wishing someone had her back. At the time I joked around and made one of those throat clearing noises and then sure enough this happens and I said to her "told you I have your back".

                  So that was my night.
                  That's one crazy night man....Also shows you're a good guy hauling *** like that to protect her.

                  At least it was more exciting than my night LOL!
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                  • thefakeJTS
                    Pro
                    • Nov 2012
                    • 913

                    #8979
                    Re: Off Topic 2014

                    You know you've reached a level of maturity with women when the girl you've been talking to says she's hanging out with a dude she recently met tonight and you're tell her to come over after.


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                    • VTPack919
                      We Go Again
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 9708

                      #8980
                      Re: Off Topic 2014

                      Originally posted by thefakeJTS
                      You know you've reached a level of maturity with women when the girl you've been talking to says she's hanging out with a dude she recently met tonight and you're tell her to come over after.


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                      I am trying my best to understand this post and connect the dots, but I think my brain is broken.
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                      • Chrisksaint
                        $$$
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 19127

                        #8981
                        Re: Off Topic 2014

                        Originally posted by TheShizNo1
                        I don't understand the hit it and quit it logic.

                        I'd rather hit it until it's no longer available.

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                        A lot less work involved. Real money saver when I could stay in on a Saturday to drink, watch football, and play video games, but make a phone call anywhere between midnight-3am.
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                        • jeremym480
                          Speak it into existence
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 18198

                          #8982
                          Re: Off Topic 2014

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                          • slickdtc
                            Grayscale
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 17125

                            #8983
                            Re: Off Topic 2014

                            Holy **** I'm getting married next week!!

                            Outside ceremony... rain in the forecast. Obviously! Reception is inside. Ceremony can be moved inside, and if it's crappy out, it'll probably look a lot better that way. Very nice bay window, beautiful chandelier. Could be a blessing in disguise.

                            Crossing our fingers!
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                            And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                            • thefakeJTS
                              Pro
                              • Nov 2012
                              • 913

                              #8984
                              Re: Off Topic 2014

                              Originally posted by BigTimeTimmyJim
                              I am trying my best to understand this post and connect the dots, but I think my brain is broken.

                              To break it down into simpler terms, when you know a girl isn't the one and you just want to well... see her after hours. That is a step forward for me because I have always been one of the emotionally attached kind of guy. Now that I'm older, that is wearing off and it is a good feeling. That's all lol


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                              • SPTO
                                binging
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 68046

                                #8985
                                Re: Off Topic 2014

                                Originally posted by slickdtc
                                Holy **** I'm getting married next week!!

                                Outside ceremony... rain in the forecast. Obviously! Reception is inside. Ceremony can be moved inside, and if it's crappy out, it'll probably look a lot better that way. Very nice bay window, beautiful chandelier. Could be a blessing in disguise.

                                Crossing our fingers!
                                Congrats! I hope it goes well.
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