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  • Mabster
    Crunchy
    • Mar 2009
    • 7659

    #856
    Re: Off Topic 2015

    Maybe you've been friend with benefits zoned.
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    • BunnyHardaway
      Banned
      • Nov 2004
      • 15195

      #857
      Re: Off Topic 2015

      Originally posted by Mabster
      Maybe you've been friend with benefits zoned.
      See, it even sounds better.

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      • Bellsprout
        Hard Times.
        • Oct 2009
        • 25652

        #858
        Re: Off Topic 2015

        Originally posted by JJLinn
        Talked to the girl that friend zoned me last night for the first time in 4 months, and if what happened on her couch is any indication I'm pretty sure I'm not in the friend zone anymore.

        Also, re: age...I'm 24 (25 in April), and I prefer they be at least 21. If they're old enough to go out for a drink, they're fair game. More than willing to make exceptions though.
        Why the hell are you and I posting promising things about girls on the same day?

        Christ.

        No.

        The world.

        It's ending.

        We're all ****ed.

        Sorry guys.
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        • Fresh Tendrils
          Strike Hard and Fade Away
          • Jul 2002
          • 36131

          #859
          Re: Off Topic 2015

          These posts are worthless without pictures.



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          • BunnyHardaway
            Banned
            • Nov 2004
            • 15195

            #860
            Re: Off Topic 2015

            Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
            These posts are worthless without pictures.

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            • jvalverde88
              Moderator
              • Jun 2008
              • 11787

              #861
              Re: Off Topic 2015

              Originally posted by WeAreAllWitnesses
              I'm not usually the guy asking this type of stuff here, but what the hey.

              Recently this girl from work has been, I dunno, added to our friend group I guess. She's started hanging out with all of us pretty regularly. And even more recently, her and I have started sorta hanging out on our own away from the other people pretty frequently.

              I get the sense that we're both kinda into each other, but each one is waiting for the other to do something.

              Here's where my problem comes in:

              I'm 25. 26 soon. She's barely 19. Is that age difference weird? It doesn't have to be, right? I mean, if we get along as well as we do it shouldn't matter... right?
              Well according yourself you look 12, so no it doesn't matter. Just go for it. Here is what you do if you wanna ask her out, get a van drive up to her and tell her you have candy in the van.
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              • l3ulvl
                Hall Of Fame
                • Dec 2009
                • 17245

                #862
                Re: Off Topic 2015

                Originally posted by jvalverde88
                Well according yourself you look 12, so no it doesn't matter. Just go for it. Here is what you do if you wanna ask her out, get a van drive up to her and tell her you have candy in the van.
                What if she beats him up, takes his candy, and steals the van? Or was that the intended outcome all along
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                • TheShizNo1
                  Asst 2 the Comm Manager
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 26341

                  #863
                  Re: Off Topic 2015

                  Originally posted by WeAreAllWitnesses
                  Why the hell are you and I posting promising things about girls on the same day?

                  Christ.

                  No.

                  The world.

                  It's ending.

                  We're all ****ed.

                  Sorry guys.
                  We know Linn's track record and how it will end. Surely she'll walk off with one of his "friends" soon. There's still hope for you.

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                  Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
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                  • BunnyHardaway
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 15195

                    #864
                    Re: Off Topic 2015

                    Originally posted by TheShizNo1
                    We know Linn's track record and how it will end. Surely she'll walk off with one of his "friends" soon. There's still hope for you.

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                    All of them actually hate this girl so I'm not concerned.

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                    • countryboy
                      Growing pains
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 52778

                      #865
                      Re: Off Topic 2015

                      Originally posted by TheShizNo1
                      We know Linn's track record and how it will end. Surely she'll walk off with one of his "friends" soon. There's still hope for you.

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                      with Linn's track record she probably went from the couch with him to the bed with 5 of his "friends".
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                      • TheShizNo1
                        Asst 2 the Comm Manager
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 26341

                        #866
                        Re: Off Topic 2015

                        Originally posted by countryboy
                        with Linn's track record she probably went from the couch with him to the bed with 5 of his "friends".
                        Aw ****, that's just low lol.

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                        Originally posted by Mo
                        Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
                        Originally posted by Mo
                        You underestimate my laziness
                        Originally posted by Mo
                        **** ya


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                        • slickdtc
                          Grayscale
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 17125

                          #867
                          Off Topic 2015

                          Originally posted by JJLinn
                          All of them actually hate this girl so I'm not concerned.

                          It was right ****ing here all along!

                          You bout to wife her up or just enjoy the ride?
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                          • BunnyHardaway
                            Banned
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 15195

                            #868
                            Re: Off Topic 2015

                            Originally posted by slickdtc
                            It was right ****ing here all along!

                            You bout to wife her up or just enjoy the ride?
                            Man idk. Going to a wedding with her Saturday, so we'll see how that goes. I don't know if I could date her.

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                            • ThreeKing
                              Banned
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 5852

                              #869
                              Re: Off Topic 2015

                              Originally posted by WeAreAllWitnesses
                              I'm not usually the guy asking this type of stuff here, but what the hey.

                              Recently this girl from work has been, I dunno, added to our friend group I guess. She's started hanging out with all of us pretty regularly. And even more recently, her and I have started sorta hanging out on our own away from the other people pretty frequently.

                              I get the sense that we're both kinda into each other, but each one is waiting for the other to do something.

                              Here's where my problem comes in:

                              I'm 25. 26 soon. She's barely 19. Is that age difference weird? It doesn't have to be, right? I mean, if we get along as well as we do it shouldn't matter... right?

                              Yes, that's disgusting. You might as well start roaming the high schools in your white van. Just make sure you sell all your crappy stereo equipment so there's room for you to commit your crime.

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                              • BlueNGold
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 21817

                                #870
                                Re: Off Topic 2015

                                Why am I not surprised?
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