Off Topic 2015

[l3ulvl]

Re: Off Topic 2015

Anyone here play rugby video games? Every time I watch rugby 7s on TV I end up on the edge of my seat, totally entertained but I don't really know the rules and I think playing a ps3 (or ps2 even) game might help, plus it's probably fun as hell. Any good ones?

[dsallupinyaarea]

Re: Off Topic 2015

The Washed Cast.

Alright, I'll bite.

Why would a girl being more attractive than you anticipated make you wanna get blackout drunk? I'm lost.

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2015

Alright, I'll bite.

Why would a girl being more attractive than you anticipated make you wanna get blackout drunk? I'm lost.

The intention definitely wasn't getting blackout drunk (which I didn't but was probably approaching). Looking back this was stupid as hell because I don't even agree with this line of thinking but it was more of she seems a little out of my league so I was going to try and compensate by getting drunk and just having a fun time. If you go out with your only goal/intention being hooking up, you're probably going to have a bad time.

I don't know lol. Let's just say logical thinking was kept to a minimum on my part last night.

[jb12780]

Re: Off Topic 2015

Anyone here play rugby video games? Every time I watch rugby 7s on TV I end up on the edge of my seat, totally entertained but I don't really know the rules and I think playing a ps3 (or ps2 even) game might help, plus it's probably fun as hell. Any good ones?

There aren't really any good ones.

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[55]

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So allow me to share my embarrassment of a night last night...

This past week a few girls from work made plans for Friday night. They ask me to come with. Cool, I'm in. One of the girls tells me she's gonna try to hook me and her friend up. She tells me "She's really pretty" but in the tone girls use to try and disguise that their friend actually isn't. She also tells me she has a kid. I hesitate at this point because the girl trying to sell me is pretty cool, but she's overweight, so I'm kind of expecting Buh Buh Ray Dudley to be tagging in D-von. She shows me some pictures later on and it turns out the girl actually is good looking. This is good.

Anyways, Friday night rolls around. I take two buses down to the spot to pre-game with everyone before the bar. I get there first, and right after, the girl I'm trying to be set up with arrives. Lets just say I underestimated the pictures a little because she looked even better in person. So at this point a little bit of nerves and self-consciousness hits. ****. I think to myself, "I'll just drink those problems away", because clearly that's the logical solution here.

One of the girls shows up a few minutes later and brings her boyfriend along. He used to work with us and he has the IDGAF mindset to the max, so now some shenanigans are pretty sure to go down. The group of us start playing drinking games and he says to me, "we're getting white girl wasted tonight!". The first mistake was probably showing up. The second mistake was agreeing with that statement.

The drinks keep flowing and I keep getting ****ed at whatever dumb card game we were playing in which I paid no attention to the rules being explained. I'm kind of okay with this though because this was a poor pregame setup that was struggling to even get the music going and baby momma is more focused on her phone than what's going on.

Eventually the boyfriend reaches the silent holy **** I'm drunk stage and wanders off to the bathroom, presumably to advance to the silent I'm puking all up in your toilet stage. The girlfriend ends up in there with him for a little while and they end up leaving early. Not long after this I'm sitting on a bed waiting for the remaining 3 girls to get ready when I suddenly reach the silent holy **** I'm drunk stage. I go to the bathroom as a precaution. Nothing happens. Okay, I'm pretty drunk but I'm good to go. I walk in to the living room and sit down on the couch. The 3 girls are off to the left sitting at the table talking. A few minutes later, my body decides to tell me, "you're 30 feet away from the bathroom, you should puke now". So it happens. All up on myself. Just when I think no one caught it and I can make a quiet escape, sure enough, one of them did. "Dude, are you okay?", she asks me. I tell her, "I'm good" (besides the fact I just puked on myself like I'm ****ing 2 years old), and walk off to the bathroom.

To cut this short, they call a cab for me, I throw up some more in the cab, the cabbie tries to give me **** but I tell him to **** off and keep driving, and I make it home just to throw up a little bit more, this time actually in the toilet. I think I might have seen my pride going down in there too when I flushed.

tl;dr - Girl from work was going to set me up with attractive friend, I got too drunk and threw up on myself before midnight. You can crown me lightweight champion of the world. And next time I think I'm going to bring a bib with me.

It happens to the best of us, man.

If it makes you feel any better:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...&postcount=491

See? It could have been a LOT worse.

[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: Off Topic 2015

If you go out with your only goal/intention being hooking up, you're probably going to have a bad time.

I disagree, when I was single that was my sole intention. I ended up having a good time all the time.

[BunnyHardaway]

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What happened to the other contact?

Your guess is as good as mine

[BlueNGold]

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I disagree, when I was single that was my sole intention. I ended up having a good time all the time.

Yeah, I can't imagine what it must have been like to actually be in one of those old western saloons.

[TracerBullet]

Re: Off Topic 2015

Anyone here play rugby video games? Every time I watch rugby 7s on TV I end up on the edge of my seat, totally entertained but I don't really know the rules and I think playing a ps3 (or ps2 even) game might help, plus it's probably fun as hell. Any good ones?

There aren't really any good ones.

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Looks like the last decent one based on reviews was Rugby 08. But otherwise they're all pretty awful sounding. Especially the one that released this week.

[Hockeynut99]

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Yeah, I can't imagine what it must have been like to actually be in one of those old western saloons.

Damn the 3 Girls on the bed had a perfect "Dear penthouse letter"

[Segagendude]

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Just had a facebook friend post that he's on his honeymoon. My response? Priceless.
(Oops, sorry to sound like so many annoying headlines. Lol.)

Actually, I just thought to myself, "not much of a honeymoon if you have time to post about it".

Social media today.. SMH.

[kehlis]

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It takes like 2 seconds.

[dickey1331]

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I posted on Facebook when I was on my honeymoon.

[countryboy]

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It takes like 2 seconds.

To be finished with honeymoon or to post on Facebook?

[Segagendude]

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Guess I'm old school. I'd stay off until after. It's supposed to be the time you and your new bride spend some quality time together, alone with no distractions.
Similar to putting a "do not disturb" sign in the door.

And this friend of mine keeps responding to comments, so obviously it's not two seconds to post. I picture him on the bed with a laptop or phone. Seems more like a vacation than a honeymoon.

But what do I know...