Any of you cats Freemasons?

[baumy300]

I always wondered about joining, but I'm worried about getting caught up in something bad. What can you tell me about it?

And spare me the "herp derp we just get together for drinks and bond lawl" routine. I want the troof! I mean 33rd level, or at least higher tier we'll-recruit-you-and-brainwash-you type of activity information.

For example, is it Satanic, because I hate the Antichrist. Or do they have messed up R-word initiations like the Skull and Bones weirdos or what. What's the deal. I want the perks but not any of the risk. Like jobs outside of my depth and connections to judges and senators or something so I don't have to pay taxes.

I also want to make rosters for MLB The Show 20 and do weighted pullups and learn esoteric **** all day for a living, so is there a way to make that happen? Spill it you rabblerousers, I want answers!

Serious replies only.

Thanks.

[Caulfield]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

I always wondered about joining, but I'm worried about getting caught up in something bad. What can you tell me about it?

And spare me the "herp derp we just get together for drinks and bond lawl" routine. I want the troof! I mean 33rd level, or at least higher tier we'll-recruit-you-and-brainwash-you type of activity information.

For example, is it Satanic, because I hate the Antichrist. Or do they have messed up R-word initiations like the Skull and Bones weirdos or what. What's the deal. I want the perks but not any of the risk. Like jobs outside of my depth and connections to judges and senators or something so I don't have to pay taxes.

I also want to make rosters for MLB The Show 20 and do weighted pullups and learn esoteric **** all day for a living, so is there a way to make that happen? Spill it you rabblerousers, I want answers!

this plays out in only one of a couple scenarios. if there are any here, they reach out to Baumy with a pm and reply something along the lines of ''I would tell you but I'd have to kill you afterwards''

don't read any pm's you get Baumy!
so that the Freemasons don't deny us those future great classic historical rosters!

Serious replies only.

Thanks.

oh. nevermind.

[Caulfield]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

one more thing.

I've only had interactions with one known Freemason.
this one cat made my grandpa's headstone when he passed in 1967.
then he made my dad's when he passed in 1991.
and then that Freemason finally passed away around 2016/2017.
coincidence? I think not.

carry-on.

[Jolly Roger]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

[baumy300]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

this plays out in only one of a couple scenarios. if there are any here, they reach out to Baumy with a pm and reply something along the lines of ''I would tell you but I'd have to kill you afterwards''

don't read any pm's you get Baumy!
so that the Freemasons don't deny us those future great classic historical rosters!

It's too late man, they're already gangstalking me like crazy. You know how many birds fly around my house? Yesterday alone they had some guy with a funny looking vehicle (like who drives on the passenger side, this is America you commie) come out and stick **** in my mailbox. Yeah, like I wasn't going to catch it on my gamecam, nice try boys. I figure if you can't beat them, you join them.

one more thing.

I've only had interactions with one known Freemason.
this one cat made my grandpa's headstone when he passed in 1967.
then he made my dad's when he passed in 1991.
and then that Freemason finally passed away around 2016/2017.
coincidence? I think not.

carry-on.

It sounds clear to me that your ancestors were good people and likely on to them, which explains the symbology of the headstone. I'm sorry for your losses, but I think the only appropriate next move for us both is to infiltrate and expose those them for what they are. First we must be bribed though, maybe wined and dined a little, and then when they let their guard down we make our move and learn the secrets of the universe, tipping the balance back in mankinds favor and releasing free energy upon the world while simultaneously ending the fed and nixing the EA/NFL license. That used to be part of the George Guidestones before Roger Goodell destroyed them.

[baumy300]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

I knew it! This is how they predicted 9/11.



See, this Homer Simpson, he pretends to be a dumb oaf, but that's just an act. Just bread and circus. He really is the mastermind of the organization, sending out cryptic signals for a half hour, once a week. Using his fame as a medium for communication lulls the rest of us into a peaceful slumber while he and his cohort, Otto, move about in darkness that keeps the rest of us in shackles. It's all so clear now. You must join Caulfield and I Roger, this can not continue.

[pietasterp]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

This is the most bizarre, insane, and hilarious thread I've read in a long time. Starting with the title of the thread itself.

[Jolly Roger]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

See, this Homer Simpson, he pretends to be a dumb oaf, but that's just an act.

He did leave some cryptic clues from time to time:

[baumy300]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

This is the most bizarre, insane, and hilarious thread I've read in a long time. Starting with the title of the thread itself.

Sounds exactly like what a high level Mason would say, to try and discredit the uprising. What are they paying you bro, did you have to sign a pact with blood? There is still hope for you yet, but for the rest of us, remember - The flak is always worse when you're over the target.


Obviously they have infiltrated this board and have agents at the ready, but that's expected. We have them on the ropes Caulfield. I'm joining up and no one can stop me!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[baumy300]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

He did leave some cryptic clues from time to time:

There's signs everywhere dude.











For example, have you ever noticed the OS logo? If you tilt your head, or rotate it sideways, it resembles the notorious Masonic "G". I mean, do we really know that much about Steve? What's his purpose, to keep us docile with incredible and in-depth amounts of sports gaming material? He sure has hooked me over a lifetime, but it's time to start asking questions. We know who runs OS, but who runs them?


Also, isn't it funny to you that if you sum up "Operation Sports - Dedicated to Sports Gaming" you get 38 characters, then subtract the 6 words and get 32, but when condensed into the famous "OS" you have only one word, making it a total of 5 word subtracted from the 38 for a total of 33? Hmmmm.... Not sure about you, but that's all I need. We're part of a CIA honeypot, except no one listens to us. Sure as hell not EA or SCEA, and that's why they keep us here so we can't take to the streets until our demands are met. Facts bruh.

[dubcity]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

I'm definitely in favor of people who work with stone or brick being allowed to live their lives open and without fear of being held down by society.

[Caulfield]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

[strike]There's signs everywhere dude.



For example, have you ever noticed the OS logo? If you tilt your head, or rotate it sideways, it resembles the notorious Masonic "G". I mean, do we really know that much about Steve? What's his purpose, to keep us docile with incredible and in-depth amounts of sports gaming material? He sure has hooked me over a lifetime, but it's time to start asking questions. We know who runs OS, but who runs them?


Also, isn't it funny to you that if you sum up "Operation Sports - Dedicated to Sports Gaming" you get 38 characters, then subtract the 6 words and get 32, but when condensed into the famous "OS" you have only one word, making it a total of 5 word subtracted from the 38 for a total of 33? Hmmmm.... Not sure about you, but that's all I need. We're part of a CIA honeypot, except no one listens to us. Sure as hell not EA or SCEA, and that's why they keep us here so we can't take to the streets until our demands are met. Facts bruh.[/strike]

[s]
jeez Louise, I warned ya, you gotta keep this kinda talk to pm's!
I believe you are about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation,
the likes of which you have never-... hold it, hold it, you are NOT ready for this.
this thing is like an onion, the more you peel it, the more it stinks.

also, you definitely do not want in with these cats. these guys are pure genius, they lure inquiring minds in just with their name, FREEmasons. yeah, when you first join, they'll give you that first Mason jar for free, and for a time after that they'll start to sell 'em to you for 'friend prices'. but after you get hooked, next thing you know you're paying out the yingyang for expensive tupperware you don't even need. Free Mason jars ain't nothing but a gateway container to the harder containers. you know you belong to them forever when they got you paying big time for concrete vases & brick paperweights. trust me, these cats are bad news. walk away while you still can[/s]

[baumy300]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

I'm definitely in favor of people who work with stone or brick being allowed to live their lives open and without fear of being held down by society.

And why do you think they've chosen that name/occupation? What better way to keep tabs on you than the very foundation upon which your structures, your homes, your churches and your schools are built. One minute we're supporting workers rights and the freedom to unionize and the next they're watching us defecate in the shower.

jeez Louise, I warned ya, you gotta keep this kinda talk to pm's!
I believe you are about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation,
the likes of which you have never-... hold it, hold it, you are NOT ready for this.
this thing is like an onion, the more you peel it, the more it stinks.

also, you definitely do not want in with these cats. these guys are pure genius, they lure inquiring minds in just with their name, FREEmasons. yeah, when you first join, they'll give you that first Mason jar for free, and for a time after that they'll start to sell 'em to you for 'friend prices'. but after you get hooked, next thing you know you're paying out the yingyang for expensive tupperware you don't even need. Free Mason jars ain't nothing but a gateway container to the harder containers. you know you belong to them forever when they got you paying big time for concrete vases & brick paperweights. trust me, these cats are bad news. walk away while you still can

Fear not for me Mr. Caulfield, as I have my St. Michael pendant and 30-06 with buckshot, the slugs immersed in Holy Water. The jars are a front, they hide the true intentions which are power and lust. The jars serve two purposes, which are sale value and symbology. They represent a container, like their organization, which is meant to contain the people of the world, in darkness no less. Our possessions go into the jar, thinking nothing of sacrificing our valuables to them in a gesture we don't even realize. On top that, we paid money to bind ourselves to their ritual. This why we must rise Caulfield, before it is too late. Be brave, join my commune and fight evil with me by infiltrating the Masonic order.



I left you a present to help ease any doubts. It may not look like much, but it is.

[bigbob]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

Nothing is free.

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[Keirik]

Re: Any of you cats Freemasons?

There is a free Masonic temple blocks from my house……