
Maryland-Eastern Shore Hawks 2007 Schedule | ||||
DATE | OPPONENT | RESULT | ||
Nov 1 | at NJIT | |||
Nov 8 | vs Prairie View | |||
Nov 14 | at Maryland | |||
Nov 17 | vs Longwood | |||
Nov 23 | vs Binghamton | |||
Nov 27 | at UMBC | |||
Dec 1 | vs Delaware State | |||
Dec 6 | vs St. Francis PA | |||
Dec 13 | at Towson | |||
Dec 21 | at Texas El Paso (Sun Bowl Classic) | |||
Dec 30 | at Central Florida (UCF Holiday Classic) | |||
Jan 12 | at Winston-Salem State | |||
Jan 14 | at South Carolina State | |||
Jan 19 | vs North Carolina A&T | |||
Jan 21 | vs Norfolk State | |||
Jan 26 | at Florida A&M | |||
Jan 28 | at Bethune-Cookman | |||
Feb 2 | at Morgan State | |||
Feb 4 | vs Coppin State | |||
Feb 9 | vs Howard | |||
Feb 11 | vs Hampton | |||
Feb 16 | at North Carolina A&T | |||
Feb 18 | at Norfolk State | |||
Feb 23 | vs Florida A&M | |||
Feb 25 | vs Bethune-Cookman | |||
Feb 28 | vs Morgan State | |||
Mar 1 | vs Coppin State | |||
Mar 6 | at Delaware State |
Maryland-Eastern Shore Athletic Director: I am pleased to announce Coach Tovarich as the next head coach of our Hawk program.
(All 4 attending media members snap pictures on their phones while the 3 fans in attendance clap lightly)
Tovarich: Thank you all for showing up. What an amazing turnout. I hope at least double this many show up to some of our games. I had no idea that my many year ago 2-year tenure as the head coach of the Shepherd FR team in Arizona was going to get me a Division 1 head coaching job. This is a D1 school, right? It's hard to tell. I'm not sure anyone really knows. Do any of the 7 of you have any questions?
Booster: I donated $20 dollars last night to this school, so I believe I'm the biggest booster it has ever had in it's history. And I just want to tell you that you'll be hearing from me frequently about what it gets used for.
Tovarich: We'll probably go to Walmart with it and buy a basketball. Whatever's left will likely go to my assistants. That's probably about as much pay as they deserve.
Different Fan: Are you aware of what you signed up for?
Tovarich: Yes, this is the worst team (on paper) in America. There's a reason they hired a guy who hasn't coached past a 9th grade team.
Reporter: What style of play can we expect?
Tovarich: I have no idea until I see my extensive roster of 9 whole players. I suspect we'll slow it down to a snail's pace so we don't tire out and lose every game by 40. We'll adjust when we figure out whatever kind of so-called talent they have, if any.
Reporter: You have 5 scholarships available. Will you be doing most of the recruiting or leaving it for your assistant, which, who are they?
Tovarich: Hold on, let me look up their names real quick (shuffles through some contacts in my phone). Odie Baker? I don't know who that is, so he must have been one of them. Devon Cobb I think is the other. They have no particular skills at anything, so I'll do as much as I can. I just hope I can find 5 people willing to play here. Thanks all for joining. I have a lot of work to do turning these people into something resembling basketball players.
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