I realize this is a video game, but in the real-life 2011 season, the 2 players you mentioned (Pudge & Morse) in 120 combined games (which is 388 combined at bats) have ZERO triples.
Aramis Ramirez hit 2 against me in the game I played last night. In the real 2011 season (332 at bats) he has ZERO triples.
Now, if you pulled that off in ONE game what's to say that won't start to snowball in future games?? That's my problem with this... It may provide you with a few more cool animations, but I'm about STATS - I want them to have a comparative reflection of the actual MLB season. Without toying with a lot of the other sliders (starting with batting which then trickle down to the pitching sliders) I just don't think this can be done effectively. But that's just me...