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Old 10-29-2020, 09:50 AM   #9
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Re: Threw my first no hitter and participated in baseball history (at least I think)

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Originally Posted by Caulfield
nope, I predict it's all downhill from here for cb:
my Tarmac the Magnanimous predictions for cb and the Cards in the ps5 era.
the Cardinals follow the Browns to Baltimore 66 to 70 years later. cb says ''hell no!'',

abandons his carry-over franchise in favor of a new Cubs franchise and in SDS new create-a-stadium, builds a state-of-the-art 80,000 seat WrigleyDome.

cb's first act as Cub GM is to hire Yadier Molina as manager and Adam Wainright as pitching coach. but those loveable losers aren't so loveable anymore, just losers,

and after a 50 win season in his first (and last) year on the North Side, mistakes his brand new PS5 for a gatorade cooler and beats it senseless with his trusty Louisville Slugger.

in a moment of dispare and remorse, digs out his old ps1 and Triple Play 99

but seriously, congrats cb! bigger thrill, the World Championship over the no-no, hands down, amirite?
Bolder prediction: He switches consoles entirely, then starts a thread on here where he chants over and over again: "Xbox has renewed my love for the Show".
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