Joke Thread

[WTF]

That's hilarious...

[Bobolini]

This is quick and easy to remember:

What did the sign say on the whorehouse door?

BEAT IT! Were Closed!

[X*Cell]

I loved that Chili one...

Here is one a black man told me... so it should be alright to say:

A black man died and went to Heaven...

He had wings, so he went to God and asked "Wow God, you made me an angel???"

God said "No, you're a bat."

[daflyboys]

Quote: Originally Posted by Bobolini

This is quick and easy to remember: What did the sign say on the whorehouse door? BEAT IT! Were Closed!

That reminds me of this one....

Did you hear about the lonely dyslexic sailor who just came ashore after 3 months at sea? He spent the night in a warehouse.

[daflyboys]

An adult woman in her late 20's is still living at home with her mother and father. One day, her mother walks by her room to find her daughter pleasuring herself with a vibrator. In shock, her mother exclaims, "I can't believe you're doing that! You should be married by now and let a man pleasure you!" The daughter snaps back, "What for? This thing is just as good as any husband! Who needs men!!" She then rushed her mother out of her room and slammed the door. The mother distraught, told her husband about their daughter and wondered what they would do.

That Sunday, their daughter returned from a shopping trip and upon entering the house heard a familiar noise coming from her father's TV den. She walked into the room and was aghast to see her vibrator sitting on the couch next to her father, activated, and on "high". Shockingly, she cried out, "DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" Her father replied, "I'm watching football with my son-in-law."

[WTF]

:y4: That's hilarious man...

[sroz39]

That's awesome. My favourite so far.

[WTF]

Quote: Originally Posted by daflyboys

That reminds me of this one.... Did you hear about the lonely dyslexic sailor who just came ashore after 3 months at sea? He spent the night in a warehouse.

Maybe I'm just being slow... but I don't get this one, lol.