Sex or Pie?

Drake · 09-13-2006, 01:18 PM

Your significant other offers you the following choice:

Sex or Pie

Which do you choose?

MikeVic · 09-13-2006, 01:19 PM

Sex. I can buy pie myself. If I buy sex, I might be arrested.

Bee · 09-13-2006, 01:20 PM

What kind of pie?

Drake · 09-13-2006, 01:21 PM

Quote:

What kind of pie?

That was the #1 initial response by the guys in my office.

The answer "pie" won by a landslide. The women are in an uproar.

Mustang · 09-13-2006, 01:22 PM

Both

rkmsuf · 09-13-2006, 01:24 PM

hair pie?

Butter · 09-13-2006, 01:24 PM

I don't like pie that much.

Samdari · 09-13-2006, 01:26 PM

I can get pie at a diner tomorrow. Not so the sex.

Mustang · 09-13-2006, 01:27 PM

Weird.. image is gone.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-13-2006, 01:34 PM

I don't like pie at all.

Bee · 09-13-2006, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake

Your significant other offers you the following choice:

Sex or Pie

Which do you choose?

Is the sex she's offering with her or someone else?

Bee · 09-13-2006, 01:37 PM

I'm sorry, there's just not enough information to make an informed choice....

bulletsponge · 09-13-2006, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

hair pie?

hehe i thought the same thing

Drake · 09-13-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee

Is the sex she's offering with her or someone else?

If it's my wife, I take the pie. If it's Nicole Kidman, I take the sex.

But I have a lot more sex with my wife than I get pie. I get lots more pie than I get sex with Nicole Kidman.

bulletsponge · 09-13-2006, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake

That was the #1 initial response by the guys in my office.

The answer "pie" won by a landslide. The women are in an uproar.

lol, i hope women learn something from that. If a woman makes me dinner then ill have her for dessert

saldana · 09-13-2006, 01:45 PM

is it a trout pie?

cuervo72 · 09-13-2006, 01:47 PM

This is a trick question. One my wife wouldn't offer, and the other I'm not allowed to have.

bulletsponge · 09-13-2006, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

This is a trick question. One my wife wouldn't offer, and the other I'm not allowed to have.

so your horny and hungry?

Drake · 09-13-2006, 01:51 PM

I've been married for 12 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has made pie. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us a pie every now and then.

korme · 09-13-2006, 01:52 PM

can't get enough boning

cuervo72 · 09-13-2006, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

so your horny and hungry?

Either way you slice it.

Samdari · 09-13-2006, 02:08 PM

I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.

sabotai · 09-13-2006, 02:16 PM

This is a harder question than any of the possible "Hot or Not" Tournament matchup.

Drake · 09-13-2006, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari

I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.

Touche, indeed.

VPI97 · 09-13-2006, 02:41 PM

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie.

Ryche · 09-13-2006, 02:57 PM

I chose sex....now if it was sex or cheesecake, my answer would probably be different.

JimboJ · 09-13-2006, 08:58 PM

How about sex with a pie?

Greyroofoo · 09-13-2006, 09:30 PM

WHERE'S THE TROUT OPTION!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!11

Drake · 09-13-2006, 10:02 PM

I figured the girlfriends/wives could supply the fish option.

MizzouRah · 09-13-2006, 10:19 PM

Considering my wife is snoring as we speak.. where's the pie?

Of course I would choose sex if I had a choice.

Crim · 09-13-2006, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake

If it's my wife, I take the pie. If it's Nicole Kidman, I take the sex.

But I have a lot more sex with my wife than I get pie. I get lots more pie than I get sex with Nicole Kidman.

Nicely done. Good structure.

JeeberD · 09-13-2006, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee

What kind of pie?

My initial thought as well...the kind of pie makes a huge difference in my answer.

cuervo72 · 09-13-2006, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari

I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.

I can name that tune in one finger.

(holidays? really??)

RendeR · 09-13-2006, 10:47 PM

*deletes his comment on the grounds that his wife is a member here and I'll get my ass kicked for saying something I shouldn't*

Abe Sargent · 09-14-2006, 12:14 AM

Of course, the kind of sex makes a difference too. I'd rather have a nice, tasty pie than a five minute hummer. Dress up like a pirate wench and I'll forget what pie is.

Groundhog · 09-14-2006, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anxiety

Of course, the kind of sex makes a difference too. I'd rather have a nice, tasty pie than a five minute hummer. Dress up like a pirate wench and I'll forget what pie is.

ARRRRR!

Axxon · 09-14-2006, 02:02 AM

Sex, and I'm diabetic.

Samdari · 09-14-2006, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

(holidays? really??)

She gets really emotional on Christmas Eve.

Who am I to argue?

bulletsponge · 09-14-2006, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR

*deletes his comment on the grounds that his wife is a member here and I'll get my ass kicked for saying something I shouldn't*

umm... women general will fill in the blanks if you post something like that. and they will fill it in with something you didnt think of but will get blamed and yelled at for her thinking you thought it

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Sex, and I'm Married	53	51.96%
Sex, and I'm Single	34	33.33%
Pie, and I'm Married	13	12.75%
Pie, and I'm Single	2	1.96%
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09-13-2006, 01:19 PM	#2
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09-13-2006, 01:24 PM	#6
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	hair pie? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-13-2006, 01:24 PM	#7
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	I don't like pie that much. __________________ My listening habits

09-13-2006, 01:20 PM	#3
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	What kind of pie?

09-13-2006, 01:26 PM	#8
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	I can get pie at a diner tomorrow. Not so the sex. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

09-13-2006, 01:27 PM	#9
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Weird.. image is gone. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

09-13-2006, 01:34 PM	#10
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I don't like pie at all. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

09-13-2006, 01:37 PM	#12
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I'm sorry, there's just not enough information to make an informed choice....

09-13-2006, 01:45 PM	#16
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	is it a trout pie?

09-13-2006, 01:47 PM	#17
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	This is a trick question. One my wife wouldn't offer, and the other I'm not allowed to have. __________________ null

09-13-2006, 01:51 PM	#19
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I've been married for 12 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has made pie. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us a pie every now and then.

09-13-2006, 01:52 PM	#20
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	can't get enough boning

09-13-2006, 02:08 PM	#22
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

09-13-2006, 02:16 PM	#23
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	This is a harder question than any of the possible "Hot or Not" Tournament matchup.

09-13-2006, 02:41 PM	#25
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

09-13-2006, 02:57 PM	#26
Ryche College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA	I chose sex....now if it was sex or cheesecake, my answer would probably be different. __________________ Some knots are better left untied.

09-13-2006, 08:58 PM	#27
JimboJ High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2003	How about sex with a pie?

09-13-2006, 09:30 PM	#28
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	WHERE'S THE TROUT OPTION!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!11

09-13-2006, 10:02 PM	#29
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I figured the girlfriends/wives could supply the fish option.

09-13-2006, 10:19 PM	#30
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Considering my wife is snoring as we speak.. where's the pie? Of course I would choose sex if I had a choice.

09-13-2006, 10:47 PM	#34
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	deletes his comment on the grounds that his wife is a member here and I'll get my ass kicked for saying something I shouldn't __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

09-14-2006, 12:14 AM	#35
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Of course, the kind of sex makes a difference too. I'd rather have a nice, tasty pie than a five minute hummer. Dress up like a pirate wench and I'll forget what pie is. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

09-14-2006, 02:02 AM	#37
Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Sex, and I'm diabetic. __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

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