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View Poll Results: Sex or Pie
Sex, and I'm Married 53 51.96%
Sex, and I'm Single 34 33.33%
Pie, and I'm Married 13 12.75%
Pie, and I'm Single 2 1.96%
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:18 PM   #1
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Sex or Pie?

Your significant other offers you the following choice:

Sex or Pie

Which do you choose?

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Old 09-13-2006, 01:19 PM   #2
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Sex. I can buy pie myself. If I buy sex, I might be arrested.

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Old 09-13-2006, 01:20 PM   #3
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What kind of pie?
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:21 PM   #4
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What kind of pie?

That was the #1 initial response by the guys in my office.

The answer "pie" won by a landslide. The women are in an uproar.
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:22 PM   #5
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:24 PM   #6
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hair pie?
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:24 PM   #7
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I don't like pie that much.
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:26 PM   #8
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I can get pie at a diner tomorrow. Not so the sex.
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:27 PM   #9
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:34 PM   #10
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I don't like pie at all.
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:37 PM   #11
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Your significant other offers you the following choice:

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Which do you choose?

Is the sex she's offering with her or someone else?
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:37 PM   #12
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I'm sorry, there's just not enough information to make an informed choice....
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:38 PM   #13
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hair pie?

hehe i thought the same thing
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:39 PM   #14
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Is the sex she's offering with her or someone else?

If it's my wife, I take the pie. If it's Nicole Kidman, I take the sex.

But I have a lot more sex with my wife than I get pie. I get lots more pie than I get sex with Nicole Kidman.

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Old 09-13-2006, 01:40 PM   #15
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That was the #1 initial response by the guys in my office.

The answer "pie" won by a landslide. The women are in an uproar.

lol, i hope women learn something from that. If a woman makes me dinner then ill have her for dessert
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:45 PM   #16
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is it a trout pie?
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:47 PM   #17
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This is a trick question. One my wife wouldn't offer, and the other I'm not allowed to have.
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:49 PM   #18
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This is a trick question. One my wife wouldn't offer, and the other I'm not allowed to have.

so your horny and hungry?
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:51 PM   #19
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I've been married for 12 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has made pie. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us a pie every now and then.
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:52 PM   #20
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can't get enough boning
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Old 09-13-2006, 01:58 PM   #21
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so your horny and hungry?

Either way you slice it.
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Old 09-13-2006, 02:08 PM   #22
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I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.
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Old 09-13-2006, 02:16 PM   #23
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This is a harder question than any of the possible "Hot or Not" Tournament matchup.
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Old 09-13-2006, 02:25 PM   #24
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I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.

Touche, indeed.
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Old 09-13-2006, 02:41 PM   #25
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Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie.
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Old 09-13-2006, 02:57 PM   #26
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I chose sex....now if it was sex or cheesecake, my answer would probably be different.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:58 PM   #27
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How about sex with a pie?
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Old 09-13-2006, 09:30 PM   #28
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WHERE'S THE TROUT OPTION!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!11
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:02 PM   #29
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I figured the girlfriends/wives could supply the fish option.
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:19 PM   #30
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Considering my wife is snoring as we speak.. where's the pie?

Of course I would choose sex if I had a choice.
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:31 PM   #31
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If it's my wife, I take the pie. If it's Nicole Kidman, I take the sex.

But I have a lot more sex with my wife than I get pie. I get lots more pie than I get sex with Nicole Kidman.


Nicely done. Good structure.
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:31 PM   #32
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What kind of pie?

My initial thought as well...the kind of pie makes a huge difference in my answer.
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:33 PM   #33
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I've been married for 9 years, and I can count on one hand the number of non-holidays on which my wife has offered sex. We're men. We're really not that hard to please. Just throw us some nookie every now and then.

I can name that tune in one finger.

(holidays? really??)
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Old 09-13-2006, 10:47 PM   #34
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*deletes his comment on the grounds that his wife is a member here and I'll get my ass kicked for saying something I shouldn't*
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:14 AM   #35
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Of course, the kind of sex makes a difference too. I'd rather have a nice, tasty pie than a five minute hummer. Dress up like a pirate wench and I'll forget what pie is.
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:39 AM   #36
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Of course, the kind of sex makes a difference too. I'd rather have a nice, tasty pie than a five minute hummer. Dress up like a pirate wench and I'll forget what pie is.

ARRRRR!
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Old 09-14-2006, 02:02 AM   #37
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:36 AM   #38
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(holidays? really??)

She gets really emotional on Christmas Eve.

Who am I to argue?
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:43 AM   #39
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umm... women general will fill in the blanks if you post something like that. and they will fill it in with something you didnt think of but will get blamed and yelled at for her thinking you thought it
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