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03-08-2008, 05:29 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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If you could have a super-power...
What would it be?
I would be Bowel Control Man! The theory is that whatever someone is doing, whether it be robbing a bank, snatching an old woman's purse or lying to the people behind a podium, the person is going to forget about it if a sudden explosion occurs in their bottom.  |
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03-08-2008, 08:35 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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My wife would go with orbing...she liked the show Charmed...and after she said that, I thought that would be a cool power. No more gas pumps. Grab the family and have dinner across the world on a whim.
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03-08-2008, 09:54 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Raleigh, NC
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I'll take the US. Thousands of nuclear warheads and smart weapons at my disposal.
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03-08-2008, 11:41 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado
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The ability to stop time. I use it mostly to catch up on sleep...
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03-08-2008, 11:54 PM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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03-09-2008, 12:24 AM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Florida
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The power from Jumper would be nice and maybe immortality.
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03-09-2008, 12:29 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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Is this a line you use on first dates? |
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03-09-2008, 12:42 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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The power to control other's minds.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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03-09-2008, 01:03 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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absolutely and unquestionably. If nothing else, at least the power to read minds, but to control/influence would be better. |
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03-09-2008, 01:19 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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I would assume you would use this power for poker evil  |
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03-09-2008, 03:42 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Something made me wake up and post that I agree with you. |
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03-09-2008, 05:03 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Toledo - Spain
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Ditto, have you guys read the book "Carrion Comfort" by Dan simmons? if not i highly recomend it, it's one of my favourite books and it's exactly about that, about some guys who could control everybody's minds and they used it in their political careers, business, with women, etc.
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03-09-2008, 11:42 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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I'd go back to '82.
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03-09-2008, 11:57 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: san jose CA
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All glory to the Hypnotoad! |
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03-09-2008, 12:32 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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I would use this power for all kinds of evil. And probably some good too, when it was convenient. |
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03-09-2008, 04:45 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I'd be invisible for all the wrong reasons
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03-09-2008, 05:35 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Nope, but if one was going bad she might leave a trail as she ran... |
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03-09-2008, 05:43 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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I could use my mind control to make you not use your invisibility, and then turn around and use to make the girls you want to watch just get naked in front of me. My power is stronger and better. 
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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03-11-2008, 02:19 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Washington, DC
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03-11-2008, 02:21 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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the power to do everything
and to know the lottery numbers
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03-11-2008, 02:39 PM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Just remember: With great power comes great responsibility.
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03-11-2008, 02:48 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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I'll just stick with the ability to alter reality by force of will.
Aim high. |
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03-11-2008, 03:47 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Chula Vista, CA
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Oho! With great power comes great opportunity!
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