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Old 03-08-2008, 05:29 PM   #1
M GO BLUE!!!
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If you could have a super-power...

What would it be?

I would be Bowel Control Man!

The theory is that whatever someone is doing, whether it be robbing a bank, snatching an old woman's purse or lying to the people behind a podium, the person is going to forget about it if a sudden explosion occurs in their bottom.

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Old 03-08-2008, 08:35 PM   #2
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My wife would go with orbing...she liked the show Charmed...and after she said that, I thought that would be a cool power. No more gas pumps. Grab the family and have dinner across the world on a whim.
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Old 03-08-2008, 09:54 PM   #3
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I'll take the US. Thousands of nuclear warheads and smart weapons at my disposal.
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Old 03-08-2008, 11:41 PM   #4
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The ability to stop time. I use it mostly to catch up on sleep...
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Old 03-08-2008, 11:54 PM   #5
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Old 03-09-2008, 12:24 AM   #6
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The power from Jumper would be nice and maybe immortality.
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Old 03-09-2008, 12:29 AM   #7
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What would it be?

I would be Bowel Control Man!

The theory is that whatever someone is doing, whether it be robbing a bank, snatching an old woman's purse or lying to the people behind a podium, the person is going to forget about it if a sudden explosion occurs in their bottom.

Is this a line you use on first dates?
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Old 03-09-2008, 12:42 AM   #8
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The power to control other's minds.
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Old 03-09-2008, 01:03 AM   #9
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The power to control other's minds.

absolutely and unquestionably. If nothing else, at least the power to read minds, but to control/influence would be better.
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Old 03-09-2008, 01:19 AM   #10
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absolutely and unquestionably. If nothing else, at least the power to read minds, but to control/influence would be better.

I would assume you would use this power for poker evil
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Old 03-09-2008, 03:42 AM   #11
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The power to control other's minds.

Something made me wake up and post that I agree with you.
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Old 03-09-2008, 05:03 AM   #12
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The power to control other's minds.

Ditto, have you guys read the book "Carrion Comfort" by Dan simmons? if not i highly recomend it, it's one of my favourite books and it's exactly about that, about some guys who could control everybody's minds and they used it in their political careers, business, with women, etc.
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Old 03-09-2008, 11:42 AM   #13
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I'd go back to '82.
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Old 03-09-2008, 11:57 AM   #14
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The power to control other's minds.

All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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Old 03-09-2008, 12:32 PM   #15
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I would assume you would use this power for poker evil

I would use this power for all kinds of evil. And probably some good too, when it was convenient.
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Old 03-09-2008, 04:45 PM   #16
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I'd be invisible for all the wrong reasons
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Old 03-09-2008, 05:35 PM   #17
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Is this a line you use on first dates?

Nope, but if one was going bad she might leave a trail as she ran...
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Old 03-09-2008, 05:43 PM   #18
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I'd be invisible for all the wrong reasons

I could use my mind control to make you not use your invisibility, and then turn around and use to make the girls you want to watch just get naked in front of me. My power is stronger and better.
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:19 PM   #19
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:21 PM   #20
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the power to do everything

and to know the lottery numbers
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:39 PM   #21
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What would it be?

I would be Bowel Control Man!

The theory is that whatever someone is doing, whether it be robbing a bank, snatching an old woman's purse or lying to the people behind a podium, the person is going to forget about it if a sudden explosion occurs in their bottom.

Just remember: With great power comes great responsibility.
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:48 PM   #22
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I'll just stick with the ability to alter reality by force of will.

Aim high.
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Old 03-11-2008, 03:47 PM   #23
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Just remember: With great power comes great responsibility.

Oho! With great power comes great opportunity!
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