Eliminate the F***ing Elitists! (game)

[WSUCougar]

Haven't had a game in awhile, so here goes:

The object of this game is to conquer the board. The board is set up by month-year blocks (see second post). The game ends when only one team remains. The game is played in turns.

Your team is determined by the month & year of your FOFC "Join Date."
Each FOFC member can post once per turn, and only for your team. Once your team is eliminated, you can post for any team, but your posts only count as 1/10<SUP>th</SUP> the value of a regular team member.
Turns are exactly 23 hours, 59 minutes long, and any posts or edits 24 hours or more after the turn begins do not count. Turns are announced by a post from me.
Each FOFC member post should include one of the two following activities:

Defend
Attack: (target)



You may edit your posts, up until the turn deadline. If your post is edited after the turn deadline, it does not count. If your attack post does not designate a target, it does not count.
You may only attack a team which is adjacent up, down, or to either side (no diagonals)
If a team is attacked by more posts than it defends, it is eliminated. The team that contributed the most attack posts conquers the block. In the event of a tie, the eliminated team will be split in half, or if need be determined at random.
Each month/year team constitutes a single entity, regardless of how many other teams it has defeated. Placement on the board only determines who you can attack or be attacked by. Otherwise, size really does NOT matter. :D

[WSUCougar]

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</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD></TR><TR><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD></TR><TR><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD></TR><TR><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Jun-02

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Oct-00

</TD></TR><TR><TD width="8%" height=16>Jan-01

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Jan-01

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Jan-01

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Apr-04

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[WSUCougar]

Turn #1 begins NOW.

[John Galt]

Defend.

[JAG]

Attack Dec00.

[fantastic flying froggies]

On 3rd thought, ATTACK OCT 2002 !

[SplitPersonality1]

I attack May 2001

[Butter]

Edit #2:

Attack March '03.

[cthomer5000]

whoops. I defend November 2001

[primelord]

Attack Oct 2001

[Coffee Warlord]

Defend.

[MJ4H]

I attack Feb-02

[KevinNU7]

DEFEND!

[cthomer5000]

They are not a valid target for your team.
yeah... i kinda missed that rule. i edited my post to make a legal move.

[SirFozzie]

hmm.. so many targets.. so few posts ;)

[SirFozzie]

Nah, never mind. DEFEND!

[VPI97]

Attack Feb '01

[sachmo71]

ATTACK October 2001

[Calis]

I'll attack Sept '02....for now.

[Racer]

I attack October 2001 also.

[Fonzie]

Attack Nov 00.

[John Galt]

I think Oct 2000 needs to refocus (I've changed above).

[corbes]

Attack Nov. 2002

[JAG]

What happens if two blocks eliminate each other?

[TredWel]

Screw defense. The elitists should have more than enough campers to keep the base safe.

Attack Nov 2000.

[henry296]

Attack Oct 2001

[WSUCougar]

What happens if two blocks eliminate each other?They'd just swap spots.

[AnalBumCover]

Changing tactics:

Sacrifice our current position and ATTACK OCT 2002!!!

[fantastic flying froggies]

ABC, looks like we're in this thing together...

[Subby]

ATTACK OCTOBER 2001!!!

[John Galt]

We need more defense - time for another change.

[sterlingice]

Attack: May 02
SI

[Radii]

hey WSU, nice to see ya(hope you are playing too!)

DEFEND for now.

[WSUCougar]

hey WSU, nice to see ya(hope you are playing too!)

DEFEND for now.I got your back. :D

[Marc Vaughan]

I attack Oct 01

[AnalBumCover]

ABC, looks like we're in this thing together...We are the fantastic flying BumCovers!

[MikeVic]

Defend!

[fantastic flying froggies]

We are the fantastic flying BumCovers!
hmm, scary thought...really ! :)

[Ben E Lou]

Defend.

[sterlingice]

Now, unless I'm mistaken, unless everyone gangs up on the larger months like Oct 2000 (which probably has in the teens or 20s of active users), is there really any hope of a month like little April '02 where only Ardent and I have over 200 posts (and, hence, are active users)?

SI

[gstelmack]

Attack October 2001

[fantastic flying froggies]

Now, unless I'm mistaken, unless everyone gangs up on the larger months like Oct 2000 (which probably has in the teens or 20s of active users), is there really any hope of a month like little April '02 where only Ardent and I have over 200 posts (and, hence, are active users)?

SI
You're right SI, we all need to hang together against oct 2000. (hence the thread title...)

Side note : Nov '02 has the privilege of hosting 2 game designers, Shaun Sullivan and Markus Heinsson (sorry for the spelling...).

Of course, to counter all that talent, we're stuck with JeeberD... :p

[VPI97]

On behalf of my fellow March '01s, I would hereby like to extend an offer of goodwill and cooperation to out neighbors to the east, west, south and beyond. It is in the best interests of our sovereign states to band together to form a bond against the warmongering hordes from the northeast (otherwise known as the October '00's). This treaty that we have extended would pledge that any hositilities would be directed towards non-coalition forces and that each nation's efforts would be made in the best interests of the group.

[Chubby]

attack nov 2000

[Coffee Warlord]

By the way, October 2000's. As your distant neighbor to the south, I offer an olive branch of peace, so that we may work together in destroying all others.

Note I have already declared war on October 2001, my sign of sincerity.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Defend (Nov 2000)

[mckerney]

Defend

[SirFozzie]

Our October 2000 brethern. We must let loose the dogs of war.. but not on each other. The plebians of the future of FOFC are standing back and laughing at us. Laughing at our stupidity. They will swoop in and attack whoever is left. Join us in attacking those who do not have our wit, our wisdom, our experience.

JIHAD ON THE NEWCOMERS!

[WSUCougar]

Embrace the horror!

[digamma]

Attack August 2001

[Subby]

By the way, October 2000's. As your distant neighbor to the south, I offer an olive branch of peace, so that we may work together in destroying all others.

Note I have already declared war on October 2001, my sign of sincerity.Take the wise Warlord's lead...

PLEDGE FEALTY TO OCTOBER 2000!!!!

[Tasan]

Attack Feb '02!

edited to correct our General's directional mistake!

[Bearcat729]

defend

[wbatl1]

I hope I'm not the only June 03. I defend my tiny little country. Maybe we can withstand a couple of rounds. DEFEND JUNE 03

[Raven Hawk]

ATTACK! March '01

[Poli]

Attack, April 2001.

AE

[klayman]

attack Oct 2001

[SirFozzie]

btw, am I the only one who's getting a giggle that the controversy of the day has exploded the same day that this game about the F***ing Elitists here (Note: BIG SMILEY FACE THERE) started? :)

[Scoobz0202]

Defend

[MacroGuru]

Defened (***ing Elitists!)

[korme]

Hell yeah RISK FOFC STYLE!!

Defend.

[fantastic flying froggies]

Hell yeah RISK FOFC STYLE!!
I was thinking more along the lines of Diplomacy...

[Tigercat]

Attack: July 2003

[WSUCougar]

I was thinking more along the lines of Diplomacy...That's closer to what I was driving at. The attempts at cooperation will probably develop more once some of the smaller entities get gobbled up. Then the Pure Insatiable Evil that is October 2000 will have become more clear. ;)

[HornedFrog Purple]

If I nuke myself, will the fallout kill all the others in a square radius around me?

[korme]

We played a game similar to this the week before S.B. in Government, and the teach mentioned Diplomacy.

[WSUCougar]

If I nuke myself, will the fallout kill all the others in a square radius around me?No, but if you change your own position three times, you can become a free agent. Unleash it!!! :D

[mauchow]

If you would like to live, sign below:

_________________

Or, if you would like to declare war against my fellow Monthians, sign below:

_________________

Lastly, if you are scared shitless of me, sign here:

_________________

EDIT: I have absolutely no idea how to play this.. It doesn't make sense to me, I re-read the rules about 4 times, and still nothing is coming of it.

[HornedFrog Purple]

ok, if we get annexed I am blaming Buzzbee. It is me and him against the world.

Defend June 2002

[corbes]

mauboy: it's easy. just type "attack nov. 2002"

[mauchow]

ATTACK November, 2002!!!!!!

[sachmo71]

Too much defense! Follow the battle standard! You know, into battle? GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[corbes]

Well played, well played

[cmp]

Defend

[mauchow]

Well played, well played

Thank you, thank you.

I hope I win, I mean, WE!

[kingfc22]

defend

[Marmel]

Defend

[JeeberD]

Attack Oct 2002

[Coffee Warlord]

Oh ho. You DARE?

[WSUCougar]

I think ol' UTEP burrito boy just slapped yo across the face with his lacy white glove.

[Bonegavel]

Defend

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Oops, pasted the wrong thing...

Nov 2001's UNITE! Here are some uplifting pics to fuel the war machine...





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Flash Gordon approaching.

[Coffee Warlord]

Well my October 2000 friends, I am forced to defend now, at this unprovked attacked on my home.

I request military assistance next turn to punish the nation of November 2002.

[Buzzbee]

ok, if we get annexed I am blaming Buzzbee. It is me and him against the world.

Defend June 2002

I got your back, Frog Boy!!

Defend.

Heh, between the two of us we have about a third as many posts as QuikSand.

[Masked]

defend

[Bonegavel]

http://www.bonegavel.com/images/stuff/nov2001.jpg

[Silver Owl]

please don't bother us.
defend Apr '03

[Alf]

test - What is my registration date ?

[tucker342]

Defend

[Alf]

Attack December 2000

[JHandley]

Attack Jan 2001

[corbes]

Well my October 2000 friends, I am forced to defend now, at this unprovked attacked on my home.

I request military assistance next turn to punish the nation of November 2002.
Mr. Warlord-

I think we can get along quite nicely on this matter. Attacks on November 2002 have already commenced. We need merely one more attacker this turn to end their reign of tyranny!

-Nov. 2003

[Coffee Warlord]

Good man. My emmissaries are already working on military assistance for this campaign.

[HornedFrog Purple]

warlord will backstab you quicker than you can type backstab.

[Coffee Warlord]

You would DARE question my honor? We of the October 2002 are a just people, and men of our word. We shall fight to the end, and then fight again.

You will find neither a better, more loyal ally, nor a more fierce ally. Do not underestimate my small nation, for it shall be your undoing. Or something.

[HornedFrog Purple]

Pay no mind to this propaganda. Not only is the accused a proponent of the duck-and-chuck, he promises you peace, tranquility and hot water while leeching your month slowly and painfully. Before you know it, you are a man without a month. And that is not good.

[Coffee Warlord]

You forgot ham. I also promise ham.

[corbes]

I have nothing but respect and trust for my caffeinated brethren. I would gladly trade technologies, iron, and horses with Coffee Warlord any day of the week. Especially if I could get some of his ham.

(erm, that didn't sound quite right...)

[Senator]

• It is much better to tempt fortune where it can favor you than to see your certain ruin by not tempting it.

Attack October 01

[cody8200]

Defend against Oct. 2000

[NoMyths]

Attack October 01!

[Blade6119]

Attack December 2000

Can they do that to the next level up?...he is on the far left side and were top right...if so, defend for December 2000, if not attack December 2001

[EagleFan]

Defend

[Swaggs]

Defend! (because I don't understand)

[GoldenEagle]

Defend

[thealmighty]

Defend

[cartman]

Defend Nov. 2000

[sachmo71]

October 2000, refocus.

[WSUCougar]

Turn #1 is OVER.

[WSUCougar]

Turn #1 Results:

Oct00 rolled over Oct01 (10-0). Their attacks on Nov00 were repelled.

Nov00 successfully held off the Oct00 beast (5-3). They took Dec00’s block (1-0).

Dec00 lost their block to Nov00, but conquered Dec01 (1-0).

Feb01 lost their block to Mar01, but conquered Feb02 (2-0, duo with Jan02).

Mar01 successfully defended against Mar02 (1-1), and took Feb01’s block (1-0).

Apr01 was conquered by Apr02.

May01 successfully defended against Jun01 (1-1).

Jun01’s attack on May01 was repelled (1-1).

Aug01 was conquered by Sep01 (1-0).

Sep01 conquered Aug01 (1-0).

Oct01 gets the Squashed Bug award, having been wiped off the map by the F***ing Elitists (10-0).

Dec01 was conquered by Dec00.

Jan02 helped Feb01 conquer Feb02 (2-0).

Feb02 was conquered by Jan02 & Feb01.

Mar02’s attacks were repelled by Mar01 & Mar03 (both 1-1).

Apr02 conquered Apr 01 (1-0) and May02 (1-0)

May02 was conquered by Apr02 (1-0).

Sep02 repelled Oct02 (1-1).

Oct02 was conquered by Nov02 (3-1), and its attack on Sep02 was repelled (1-1)

Nov02 conquered Oct02 (3-1), but lost their block to Nov03 (2-0).

Mar03 successfully defended against Mar02 (1-1).

Jun03 conquered Jul03 (1-0).

Jul03 was conquered by Jun03 (1-0).

Nov03 conquered Nov02’s block (2-0).

All others months were not involved in battle.

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The board has been updated in post #2.

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Turn #2 begins NOW.

[SirFozzie]

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</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Nov-03

</TD><TD width="8%" height=16>Dec-03

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Just quoting it for the folks who don't want to go back to post 2 ;)

[JonInMiddleGA]

Turn #2 begins NOW.
Question -- With some months now having multiple blocks, when A attacks B, do you need to identify which block you are attacking or is it all of them?
In other words, if you conquer a Month, do you get all of their blocks or just one of them?

Day 2 action -- Defend

[WSUCougar]

Question -- With some months now having multiple blocks, when A attacks B, do you need to identify which block you are attacking or is it all of them?
In other words, if you conquer a Month, do you get all of their blocks or just one of them?Each month is still only a single entity, regardless of the number of blocks, so you do not need to specify a block. The blocks are only important in determining who is adacent.

[KevinNU7]

Defend

[John Galt]

Attack Nov 2000.

[Butter]

Attack March '01.

[corbes]

Nov. 2002 -- although, in the heat of battle, we Nov 2003's got excited and attacked, we now recognize the importance of presenting a united defense against the F$#*ing elitists. Please consider this olive branch as an offering of our cease fire and peace agreement. You'll need all your resources to defend this turn.

Attack Dec. 2003

[henry296]

WSUCougar,

When we defend, do we defend all of our blocks?

Todd

[Alf]

Attack Jan 02

[Chubby]

attack nov 2000

[sachmo71]

attack Nov 2000

[WSUCougar]

WSUCougar,

When we defend, do we defend all of our blocks?

ToddYou defend against all attackers, yes. But you're one etitity, regardless of how many blocks you own.

[henry296]

Defend

[JonInMiddleGA]

You defend against all attackers, yes. But you're one etitity, regardless of how many blocks you own.
Scenario & Question -- Your month defends 6 times. You are attacked 4 times by month A and 3 times by month B -- Does 6 succesfully defend against both 4's? Or does it fail to defend because 4+3> 6?

[KevinNU7]

Scenario & Question -- Your month defends 6 times. You are attacked 4 times by month A and 3 times by month B -- Does 6 succesfully defend against both 4's? Or does it fail to defend because 4+3> 6? no

[WSUCougar]

Scenario & Question -- Your month defends 6 times. You are attacked 4 times by month A and 3 times by month B -- Does 6 succesfully defend against both 4's? Or does it fail to defend because 4+3> 6?It fails to defend, and month A conquers your block(s).

[MikeVic]

Attack: Apr 03

edit: changed the attack to Apr 03.

[Bonegavel]

Defend

[Marc Vaughan]

Defend

[SirFozzie]

attack nov 2000

what is the Dealio with the Nov 2000 hate? :( We should be attacking the newbies, not bashing each other!!

Attack December 00.

[tucker342]

Attack: March '01

[WSUCougar]

Defend

[Racer]

Edited: Attack Nov. 2001!

[SirFozzie]

Attack Nov. 2000!

HATE YOU! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Oh wait.. now you're attacking Nov 2001.

Much better :)

[WSUCougar]

Everyone grasp the title of the game yet? ;)

[Calis]

Doh, Oct '02 is down! I didn't even notice anyone had attacked us.

Oh well, my defense wouldn't have been enough to save us..we fought bravely.

Now someone do me the favor of destroying the Nov '02 bastiges!

[Radii]

crap, I forgot to go back and edit my post yesterday.

Attack Jun 2001

[SirFozzie]

Everyone grasp the title of the game yet? ;)

you just hate us because we've been here longer. :D

Freakin newbie ;)

[Racer]

HATE YOU! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Decided to switch my attack because after scrolling up I realized a bunch of Oct. 2000 already attacked Nov. 2000. Might as well conquer as much territory as possible.

[Chubby]

what is the Dealio with the Nov 2000 hate? :( We should be attacking the newbies, not bashing each other!!

Defend
then get a coalition going, i'm merely going with the flow of my fellow oct 2000ers.

[SirFozzie]

I've been trying.. but *sob* all you October 2000 folks understand is war. War to the knife, and war to the death. Can't you understand? We can share this world!

[JAG]

See below

[WSUCougar]

Doh, Oct '02 is down! I didn't even notice anyone had attacked us.

Oh well, my defense wouldn't have been enough to save us..we fought bravely.

Now someone do me the favor of destroying the Nov '02 bastiges!Remember, if you're month is eliminated, you become a merc worth 0.1 points of attack or defense for anyone you choose.

[JAG]

Oct00 members: I propose we hold your eastern front while you continue your vast westward and/or southern expansion. We can keep other month/years off your back while you concentrate on the vast land to the west.

[primelord]

Attack Nov 2000

[WSUCougar]

^^^
Best two-post UIC I've seen in awhile.

[Fonzie]

Attack Nov 00.

[Calis]

Heh, I actually laughed out loud reading that..classic.

Forgot about he merc thing also. I assume we can switch sides every turn?

For right now I'll pimp myself out to Nov '00 to defend against the hordes of Oct '00.

EDIT: Changed my mind..I want to use my 1/10th to attack those no good dirty bastards of Nov '02.

[Chubby]

Heh, I actually laughed out loud reading that..classic.

Forgot about he merc thing also. I assume we can switch sides every turn?

For right now I'll pimp myself out to Nov '00 to defend against the hordes of Oct '00.
Don't waste your points, join the winning side...

[Blade6119]

what is the Dealio with the Nov 2000 hate? :( We should be attacking the newbies, not bashing each other!!

Defend

Take your own advice and leave us Dec 2000 guys alone..were vets like you guys! :mad:

[JAG]

How much do you mercs want? We're a small nation, but wealthy, very wealthy indeed.

As you wish Oct00. We offered fair terms...if you wish to blunt yourselves on our gates, so be it.

While we're being decimated, I call on Nov01, Nov02, and Sept01 to join us in glorious battle against Oct00.

Attack Dec00.

[Chubby]

How much do you mercs want? We're a small nation, but wealthy, very wealthy indeed.

As you wish Oct00. We offered fair terms...if you wish to blunt yourselves on our gates, so be it.

While we're being decimated, I call on Nov01, Nov02, and Sept01 to join us in glorious battle in Oct00. I shall begin.

ATTACK Oct00.


ATTENTION! Nov 2000 wishes to create false alliances only to turn around and crush you in the next round. STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS and fight back against this false diplomacy. TAKE DOWN NOV 2000!

Nov 2000 is the tyrant that must be eliminated for us all to prosper.

[SirFozzie]

Trying to form a coalition of the willing Chubby?

"There are no October 2000 infidels in Nov2000 territory! They are lying!"

[SplitPersonality1]

attack May 2001

[cthomer5000]

Attack Nov 00

[SirFozzie]

CTHomer, why do you do the bidding of the Great Satan October 2000? If they crush us, they will crush you next. You will be like a bug to them.

They failed once before, now they whore themselves out to make sure we do not threaten them.

[VPI97]

Attack March '02

[Chubby]

see how easily Nov 2000 turns their back on so-called "alliances" they set up. They came to us and then turned right around and declared war, will they not do the same to others? Of course they will!

[SirFozzie]

Only because you ignored the outstretched hand of peace.

[AnalBumCover]

*carefully sizing up the situation before taking a position*

[SirFozzie]

And know this, hateful fiends of October 2000. You may take our territory. But from beyond the pale, we will continue to strike against you. if it is jihad you truly wish, Jihad you shall get!

[Chubby]

Only because you ignored the outstretched hand of peace.

And when it suits your ill-forsaken minds you will switch course and attack those whom you have allied yourself with just as you have us.

Nov 2000 must be eliminated while we still have a chance! They wish to rape and pillage all the lands of FOFC.

[Toddzilla]

Defend

[SirFozzie]

and..er... what's your plans? after all, IF you eliminate us, there is no month that can stand against your hordes..

[Chubby]

and..er... what's your plans? after all, IF you eliminate us, there is no month that can stand against your hordes..

Tis not true, purely propoganda being spewn by the followers of the Dark Lord. You think your evil sorcery can force us to reveal our strategy? HA HA I say!

[JAG]

Attack Nov 00

You gain nothing from attacking us.

[SirFozzie]

either that or you are afraid of the proteleriat rising up against you. Your plans are plain to see. You wish to take over FOFC and relegate all who are not Oct 2000 to serfdom, with you as the masters above all.

I will not bow one bended knee to tyrants such as those who make up Oct 2000!

[Chubby]

You gain nothing from attacking us.

He gains freedom from the oppression that Nov 2000 wishes to force upon all of us!

[Chubby]

either that or you are afraid of the proteleriat rising up against you. Your plans are plain to see. You wish to take over FOFC and relegate all who are not Oct 2000 to serfdom, with you as the masters above all.

I will not bow one bended knee to tyrants such as those who make up Oct 2000!
Jealousy has always been at the backbone of any attack made upon someone. Jealous once more of our solidarity you sought to make peace, then turned around and tried to stab us in the back with a declaration of war. This is why we attack you! The evil empire of Nov 2000 must be stopped before it is too late!

[SirFozzie]

and he gains the chain around his neck and the prospect of being yoked to FOFC's secret Cabal, the Oct 2000!

[JAG]

And Oct00 will take on the 'ponderous duties' of land ownership...meanwhile, while your foolish nation risks all to attack us, you leave your ripe lands open for all to crush you.

[Chubby]

And Oct00 will take on the 'ponderous duties' of land ownership...meanwhile, while your foolish nation risks all to attack us, you leave your ripe lands open for all to crush you.
Our walls are fortified we are prepared for war, we will not bow to your unending stream of propaganda. We fight to free all of FOFC of your hateful ways!

[SirFozzie]

We fight to free all of FOFC of your hateful ways! We much prefer our OWN hateful ways.

You speak the truth. You are attacking us, we who never attacked first.

[Chubby]

You speak the truth. You are attacking us, we who never attacked first.


Once again MORE propaganda! You only further prove our claims about Nov 2000. You need to stoop to outlie lies and quote manipulation to try and get people to join you.

Watch their hateful ways people, if left unchecked they will consume us all!

[Castlerock]

Attack Apr02

[SirFozzie]

Once again MORE propaganda! You only refute our claims about Nov 2000. We need to stoop to outlie lies and quote manipulation to try and get people to join us.

Watch our hateful ways people, if left unchecked we will consume you all!

I couldn't agree with you more.

SirFozzie
November 2000's "Minister of the Information Ministry"

[Chubby]

You know, if your going to switch around and change quotes, you might as well make it readable. Then again, what does one expect from someone who trained in Iraq???

[SirFozzie]

Silent, oh Chubby infidel! There was no edit! :)

[Chubby]

We will not stoop to your level of mis-information Nov 2000. We will continue to fight the good fight against your oppression!

[SirFozzie]

Who are the attackers, and who are trying to just defend themselves. Ask yourselves, fellow FOFC'ians.. WHO ARE THE TRUE OPRESSORS?

[Chubby]

Who are the attackers, and who are trying to just defend themselves. Ask yourselves, fellow FOFC'ians.. WHO ARE THE TRUE OPRESSORS?



Uhhh, Nov 2000. I think that is pretty clear.

[SirFozzie]

Repeating a false statement over and over does not make it true, you foul Oct 00 swine!

We do not have an issue with most of the October 2000 crew. It is just their foul leadership that we loathe. Ask yourself, reasonable October 2000 people.. "Who has to be the last Oct 2000 poster to be banned for a mistake?"

Overthrow the corrupt leaders of October 2000, and let us lead FOFC into a golden age, an age of equality and justice!

[General Mike]

Attack May 2001

[Chubby]

Repeating a false statement over and over does not make it true, you foul Oct 00 swine!

We do not have an issue with most of the October 2000 crew. It is just their foul leadership that we loathe. Ask yourself, reasonable October 2000 people.. "Who has to be the last Oct 2000 poster to be banned for a mistake?"

Overthrow the corrupt leaders of October 2000, and let us lead FOFC into a golden age, an age of equality and justice!

What are you talking about?

Everyone sees through your smokescreen of lies and deceit.


SirFozzie
November 2000's "Minister of the Information Ministry"

[SirFozzie]

((OOC: Anybody who's subscribed to this thread either wants to kill us, or has unsubscriped, or both ;) ))


What are you talking about?

Everyone sees through your smokescreen of lies and deceit.


We issue no smoke, no lies, and no deceit. Instead, we turn the golden beam of the truth upon the lying cowards of October 2000. We expose their foul lies and do so in the name of Truth!

[wbatl1]

Wow-my own June 03 conquered a country, I choose to defend June 03

[Chubby]

((OOC: Anybody who's subscribed to this thread either wants to kill us, or has unsubscriped, or both ;) ))



We issue no smoke, no lies, and no deceit. Instead, we turn the golden beam of the truth upon the lying cowards of October 2000. We expose their foul lies and do so in the name of Truth!
((OOC:Most likely yes, lol))

You who continue to try to manipulate the media through the use of quote-hacking. Do you deny these allegations? Do you not try to edit away your ineptitude in even conjuring up coherent quote-hacks?

Once a backstabber, always a backstabber and that is what Nov 2000 is. Look at their history!

[AnalBumCover]

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

[SirFozzie]

Your lies have no purchase here, infidel.

if the readers want to know the truth.. I will post, accurately, the whole attack you have waged on the innocent people of Nov 2000.

Attack Nov 2000.

attack nov 2000

attack Nov 2000

defend

Attack Nov. 2000!

Attack Nov 2000

Attack Nov 00.

I'll pimp myself out to Nov '00 to defend against the hordes of Oct '00.

Attack Nov 00


Now, does the truth lie clear? We never attacked October 2000, but like a fat corrupt zombie, they wish to eliminate the great Nov 2000 preemptively, and attack us without cause?

[JAG]

November Brothers of Nov01 and Nov02, and friends in Sept01, if we unite, together we can defeat the collosus that is Oct00, but if we stand alone, we will fall one by one. Unite in arms against Oct00 and we can beat back their advances. If we fail to act now, they will be too strong to stop later.

[Chubby]

More lies by Nov 2000 in an attempt to trick others into false alliances only to turn on them next round. What have they done now? Tried to make peace then quickly turned around and attacked us.

SirFozzie, your quote-hacking will not fool the educated denziens of FOFC.

[SirFozzie]

They can view the quotes for themselves, infidel. I have just reported their words, with no bias, and no change of their words. Are you truly afraid of your fellow month people's words?

[Chubby]

They can view the quotes for themselves, infidel. I have just reported their words, with no bias, and no change of their words. Are you truly afraid of your fellow month people's words?
I am afraid of nothing, you have proven over and over that you like to change other people's quotes to suit your own eveil goals, the people will decide.

[SirFozzie]

Bah, there is no reasoning with the truly evil, or the truly insane.

The sad part is I am not sure what you are, infidel.

The people deciding is the LAST thing the fiends at Oct 00 want. They wish to keep them happy and dumb, until Oct 00 deigns them fit for execution. Then they will be slaughtered like lambs.

[Chubby]

Bah, there is no reasoning with the truly evil, or the truly insane.



For once I agree with you, the people will rise up and strike down your evil empire of oppression!

[sterlingice]

So what's with this "you're worth 1/10th of a guy" rule for if you're dead? Does that mean that if you're conquered, you can still attack someone? And if they don't defend, do you get their land because they don't repel your 1/10th attack?

SI

[Tigercat]

Wow-my own June 03 conquered a country, I choose to defend June 03

Thanks to your homeland defense I decided to go after some blood. Down with the Oct 2000 colonizers! We will never be part of your immoral culture!

[SirFozzie]

For once I agree with you, the people will rise up and strike down your evil empire of oppression!

and now who is the quote hack.. we are the voice of reason, and you are the voice of unending war...

[WSUCougar]

So what's with this "you're worth 1/10th of a guy" rule for if you're dead? Does that mean that if you're conquered, you can still attack someone? And if they don't defend, do you get their land because they don't repel your 1/10th attack?You just have to pick a month to fight for (i.e., declare for whom you are attacking or defending).

[Chubby]

and now who is the quote hack.. we are the voice of reason, and you are the voice of unending war...


uhhh, you. i didn't change anything in your quote.

I haven't heard any of your ramblings out of Iraq recently. You are the voice of insanity is all.

[SirFozzie]

((OOC: Ok Chubb.. you can have the 200th Reply ;) ))

Great Tigercat, it is good to see you realizing the dangers to society posed by the maniacs of October 2000. it is a wise and good thing you have done this day!

[Chubby]

The true colonizers are Nov 2000! Look at their expansion, stop them before it's too late!

[Tigercat]

I refuse to see Oct 2000 coffee houses and Oct 2000 burger restaurants on the streets of my month! We prefer tasteless food made of chick peas and spices! Although I wouldn't mind some Oct 2000 instant coffee. Mmmm Nescafe.....

[klayman]

defend

[3ric]

Who do I attack? Point me in a direction...

*adopts mercenary swagger*

[Chubby]

Who do I attack? Point me in a direction...

*adopts mercenary swagger*
Attack Nov 2000 they took your homeland!

[JAG]

Infidel Chubby, speak as you will, but the board knows Oct00 to be the true #*&$# elitists. Your lies will not sway the great people of other months. We can never be @#$@# elitists like you, but when we stand strong against you, you will realize the power of the masses.

[SirFozzie]

Ok, I've been laughing so hard that my boss is looking at me funny. I'm out till tonight.

GO Nov 2000!

[SirFozzie]

dola: Ok. Boss away, the Foz will play ;0

[Tigercat]

I am so confused. Two evils? I am not prepared to deal with TWO evils? Which one to I swear to destroy so that I may have my 3 virgins(hey I'm not greedy) in the board penalty box?

Oct 2000 clearly has the most wealth, so since I am poor should I not hate the rich? I'm so confused. If only Skygod could give me guidance in these tough times.

[henry296]

Thanks to your homeland defense I decided to go after some blood. Down with the Oct 2000 colonizers! We will never be part of your immoral culture!

You can only take months that directly border you. Stay on your own side of the world. We will conquer you when the time is right.

[gstelmack]

Things are clearly way too settled in this game. Something needs to be stirred up.

ATTACK SEP 2001

[Chubby]

I am so confused. Two evils? I am not prepared to deal with TWO evils? Which one to I swear to destroy so that I may have my 3 virgins(hey I'm not greedy) in the board penalty box?

Oct 2000 clearly has the most wealth, so since I am poor should I not hate the rich? I'm so confused. If only Skygod could give me guidance in these tough times.

just remember whose squad he's on.

[SirFozzie]

You can only take months that directly border you. Stay on your own side of the world. We will conquer you when the time is right.

There is PROOF, my friends. PROOF of the evil intentions of the Oct 00 infidels! They intend to conquer all! Band together with us before it is too late!

[sachmo71]

Fuck November 2000.

[Chubby]

Nov 2000 has always been jealous of Oct00. 12 days late and a dollar short.

Remember, Nov 2000 were supporters of the Dial regime! Do you dare trust them to bring peace to this land?

[SirFozzie]

Things are clearly way too settled in this game. Something needs to be stirred up.

ATTACK SEP 2001


OOC:Way too settled? Something needs to be stirred up? Obviously, you've been off playing Candyland and not reading the brouhaha!

IC: Further proof that October 2000 lives for nothing but conquering, raping and pillaging innocent months! How many months must fall to their rapaciousness before the rest of the months understand???

[3ric]

Attacks November 2000.

[Chubby]

There is PROOF, my friends. PROOF of the evil intentions of the Oct 00 infidels! They intend to conquer all! Band together with us before it is too late!
Can you trust anything from a convicted quote-hacker? You will be tried for your crimes!

[SirFozzie]

Nov 2000 has always been jealous of Oct00. 12 days late and a dollar short.

Remember, Nov 2000 were supporters of the Dial regime! Do you dare trust them to bring peace to this land?

More lies! I have proof.. DIRECT proof, that the October 2000 leadership personally endorsed both Styx and Dolamite! They form a Trimuative of EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!

[gstelmack]

OOC:Way too settled? Something needs to be stirred up? Obviously, you've been off playing Candyland and not reading the brouhaha!

Bah! This has been but a trifle pleasant little shower in the weather system of the internet. It clearly needs more unsettled air masses to turn into a true system of destruction.

[WSUCougar]

Attacks November 2000.Et tu, Sweden?

;)

[Coffee Warlord]

Wow. Well, now that my homeland is in shambles.

I attack November 2000.

[Chubby]

More lies! I have proof.. DIRECT proof, that the October 2000 leadership personally endorsed both Styx and Dolamite! They form a Trimuative of EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!

Nice try, you should really brush up on your history before coming up with outlandish lies.

Was it not the Oct00 who FREED us from the Dial regime?

Was it not the Nov 2000's that stuck with the Dial regime in an attempt to curry favor with them? Only to join us here when their defeat was imminent?

[WSUCougar]

Wow. Well, now that my homeland is in shambles.

I attack November 2000.Et tu, Illinois?

;)

[Raven Hawk]

Attack Mar '01

[SirFozzie]

Can you trust anything from a convicted quote-hacker? You will be tried for your crimes!

It is the greatesst compliment that I can be paid, that your corrupt court system has been nudged by their October 2000 masters into attempting to silence the truth! You will never defeat me, and thus you will never defeat the truth!

[Chubby]

((OOC:5 pages and we're only like 1/2 way through day 2. This will take down the forum if it stays in one thread til the finish :) ))

[Tigercat]

I wish our nation had more little soldier cubes. Or those little bannana looking things that represent 10 soldiers. Those rocked. As far as which evil empire to go against, one of you will clearly destroy our little two person two month empire eventually so SCREW YOU BOTH! Vivé le June! Down with the cork soakers!

[SirFozzie]

Nice try, you should really brush up on your history before coming up with outlandish lies.

Was it not the Oct00 who FREED us from the Dial regime?

Was it not the Nov 2000's that stuck with the Dial regime in an attempt to curry favor with them? Only to join us here when their defeat was imminent?

Your revisionist history holds no truth here, lackey!

Very well. I hate to do it, but now you force me to reveal my proof. May it rest heavily on your soul!

From October 2000's files, brought to us by a loyal operative.

I kinda think things are going down hill. We have a refugee from a 80's hair band running roughshod on the board.

And Dolemite is filling the board with nothing but junk posts, clearly padding his post count!

Won't somebody just get people to understand what a cancer those two are?

We will do nothing. We will publicly defend the two of them.

WHAT? Sorry, Chubbs, that makes NO sense

Don't worry, when the time's right, we will overthrow the two of them, and move to a new board. I hear Gamespy will host us.

So why don't we do it now?

Because I'm waiting for one of Styx's checks to bounce. As long as he pays the piper, we'll dance to his tune.

What do you have to say about THAT, foul infidel?

[SirFozzie]

(OOC: Note, before some lamebrain comes in, reads it, and believes it true.. I MADE THAT UP. I am not responsible for anyone else's stupidity. I have enough stupidity of my own)

[Chubby]

HAHAHA, once again your feeble attempts at chicanry will be your downfall!

I ask you, why would a pathetic mullet-headed mod such as STYX be paying people off and not the Demon Dave Dial?

You're lies will be your downfall Nov 2000. If you are not careful, SirFozzie will bring you down from the inside!

[SirFozzie]

Because he was WORKING for the Demon, duh! Styx was, what is known as the business, as Dave Dial's "cutout". He paid Styx to keep the board under control, and this way, that if Styx would get exposed, that Dial would keep plausible deniability! You notice that Chubby never directly denied the charge, didn't you?

[Butter]

As long as he pays the piper, we'll dance to his tune.

You should've made SkyDog say this. Much more believable.

[Chubby]

Because he was WORKING for the Demon, duh! Styx was, what is known as the business, as Dave Dial's "cutout". He paid Styx to keep the board under control, and this way, that if Styx would get exposed, that Dial would keep plausible deniability! You notice that Chubby never directly denied the charge, didn't you?
Your allegations are so prepostorous. We revolted from their regime, of course there was no cooperation between us and them at any point, we fully supported the Tony regime!

Besides, if STYX was getting paid I believe he would have spent that money on a haircut. Unless of course he was paying you off!!! :eek: (dum dum dummmmmmmm)

[Senator]

While the parrots jabber, the eagles will attack.

Attack nov 00

[SirFozzie]

Your allegations are so prepostorous. We revolted from their regime, of course there was no cooperation between us and them at any point, we fully supported the Tony regime!

Nice try deflecting my point infidel, as your OWN WORDS clearly state. you faithfully acted as Styx's lapdog until such time as they refused to buy your silence any more.

Besides, if STYX was getting paid I believe he would have spent that money on a haircut. Unless of course he was paying you off!!! :eek: (dum dum dummmmmmmm)

Bah! I was then, as I am, now, a lowly seeker of truth and revealer of lies. I was not noticed by the corrupt Dial regime, because they did not consider me a threat. Now, four years later, the corrupt elitists of October 2000 seek to renact history, and grind FOFC underneath their iron heel! This time, I am prepared to reveal Oct2000's treachery and bring the light of truth to all!

[Chubby]

Nice try deflecting my point infidel, as your OWN WORDS clearly state. you faithfully acted as Styx's lapdog until such time as they refused to buy your silence any more.



Bah! I was then, as I am, now, a lowly seeker of truth and revealer of lies. I was not noticed by the corrupt Dial regime, because they did not consider me a threat. Now, four years later, the corrupt elitists of October 2000 seek to renact history, and grind FOFC underneath their iron heel! This time, I am prepared to reveal Oct2000's treachery and bring the light of truth to all!

Again, more lies from the convicted quote-hacker. Dig your hole deeper, you already have the shovel.

Why then I ask, did you stick around and SUPPORT the dial regime and not join us when the confrontation began?

Because you were a slave to dial and his minions! Just as you are now! REVEAL YOURSELF I SAY!

[SirFozzie]

You are on crack. I was told of the "Fucking elitists" two-faced decision to accept silence for the lure of filthy lucre, so I left. But come November I realized that there was a need for truth, and to be a counter balance to the Fucking elitists. i have served loyally, and honestly since then. Anything else is Oct 2000 LIES!

[Chubby]

You are on crack. I was told of the "Fucking elitists" two-faced decision to accept silence for the lure of filthy lucre, so I left. But come November I realized that there was a need for truth, and to be a counter balance to the Fucking elitists. i have served loyally, and honestly since then. Anything else is Oct 2000 LIES!


Hahaha who told you such lies? Your "buddy" Dave Dial? You have continued to serve him all these years haven't you? ADMIT IT! Nothing but a Judas to the FOFC and even his fellow Nov 2000ers. If they do not take you down before you bring them all down I will be surprised.

[SirFozzie]

I spit upon Dave Dial and all he stood for. I spit on Styx, Dolemite, and all those who demeaned FOFC through their actions, or lack there of.

But I also spit upon Oct 2000 for their lies, to me, and to the rest of FOFC.

But yet I am merciful. So I will warn the October 2000 people of a great perfidy about to be perpetrated upon them. There is a conspiracy of several months, a great and awful conspiracy. At the very last moment, they will change their votes, and fall upon you like wolves do upon a pack leader who is no longer fit to serve. They will allow you to take us out, but laugh, LAUGH at you when they force October 2000 out of their place at the head of the board.

You have been warned, October 2000, heed my words.

[Chubby]

I spit upon Dave Dial and all he stood for. I spit on Styx, Dolemite, and all those who demeaned FOFC through their actions, or lack there of.

But I also spit upon Oct 2000 for their lies, to me, and to the rest of FOFC.

But yet I am merciful. So I will warn the October 2000 people of a great perfidy about to be perpetrated upon them. There is a conspiracy of several months, a great and awful conspiracy. At the very last moment, they will change their votes, and fall upon you like wolves do upon a pack leader who is no longer fit to serve. They will allow you to take us out, but laugh, LAUGH at you when they force October 2000 out of their place at the head of the board.

You have been warned, October 2000, heed my words.


Once again you prove that you stand behind your "allies" and then change when it best suits you. You supported the Dial regime, you were sent to Iraq to train and be the "minister of disinformation" yet now when it suits you, you try and distance yourself from such doings.

Your idle threats are nothing but a last ditch effort from a dying dictatorship to try and save face. Your reign of terror will end, and will of FOFC will see to that.

[Bearcat729]

And Oct00 will take on the 'ponderous duties' of land ownership...meanwhile, while your foolish nation risks all to attack us, you leave your ripe lands open for all to crush you.


I shall defend my land.

[SirFozzie]

Once again you prove that you stand behind your "allies" and then change when it best suits you. You supported the Dial regime, you were sent to Iraq to train and be the "minister of disinformation" yet now when it suits you, you try and distance yourself from such doings.

Your idle threats are nothing but a last ditch effort from a dying dictatorship to try and save face. Your reign of terror will end, and will of FOFC will see to that.

Your threats and lies to smear me, they mean nothing to me infidel. You have been EXPOSED as a liar, a fraud, and a cheat. You may take our home, but you will never take our freedom!

[NoMyths]

Attack November 2000!

[SirFozzie]

Attack November 2000!

Yawn.. another corporate running dog capitalist Pigdog (not to be confused with a corporate running dog capitalist Skydog.. the two are very different) attacking us. We will defeat you and send you back to your masters the same way we have before.

[korme]

defend

[Chubby]

Yawn.. another corporate running dog capitalist Pigdog (not to be confused with a corporate running dog capitalist Skydog.. the two are very different) attacking us. We will defeat you and send you back to your masters the same way we have before.
I see a lot of rhetoric coming from your camp, but not a lot of votes. The end of your oppressive reign draws near...

[cmp]

Defend

[NoMyths]

Yawn.. another corporate running dog capitalist Pigdog (not to be confused with a corporate running dog capitalist Skydog.. the two are very different) attacking us. We will defeat you and send you back to your masters the same way we have before.Sadly, I'm too poor to represent the capitalists...instead, I represent the poverty-stricken proletariat element storming your month! HARRRRR!

[SirFozzie]

I see a lot of rhetoric coming from your camp, but not a lot of votes. The end of your oppressive reign draws near...


Gather all the votes you can. And pray they are enough.